ELECTION 2020

[Clang McFly]

Well drunk as I can be. I plan on working Monday morning and have to drive home Sunday night.

Call Uber FFS, Clang. Do you have any idea what a DUI would cost you other than your license?

I never drive drunk. I have 2 or 3 beers the whole night and eat plenty of food. The only bad drinking I did was a triple shot of whiskey 20 minutes before I needed to drive my brother back to the shelter. And even then I felt fine. And nothing bad happened. I get pulled over by the cops for drinking only when I'm sober, forget to turn on my headlights, or have the meat sweats.