(01-30-2020, 08:48 AM)Maggot Wrote:

(01-29-2020, 06:43 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(01-29-2020, 09:02 AM)Maggot Wrote: Welcome to Faux News have a seat and a nice cold cup of Kool-aid.

Fixed that for you.

Is CNN even in the ratings anymore?

I don't know. Fox News is still RAT THINGS though.

  Are you drunk?

(01-30-2020, 07:32 PM)Maggot Wrote:   Are you drunk?

No. I will be Saturday and/or Sunday though.

(01-30-2020, 08:12 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(01-30-2020, 07:32 PM)Maggot Wrote:   Are you drunk?

No. I will be Saturday and/or Sunday though.

I'll probably be drunk with you on Sunday evening (after the 49ers win the Super Bowl, or lose it).  

i don't blame you one bit!   Your team is there. A shrimp ring is in order. Some good eats. HELL YEAH!

(01-30-2020, 08:52 PM)Maggot Wrote: i don't blame you one bit!   Your team is there. A shrimp ring is in order. Some good eats. HELL YEAH!

They correct term is little people gathering you insensitive clod.

Is that like a circle jerk?

People that hate football will burn forever in the Brimstone and fiery furnace of the everlasting hell of Pee-Wee Hermins maniacal laughter you Cretans.

(01-30-2020, 08:39 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:

(01-30-2020, 08:12 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(01-30-2020, 07:32 PM)Maggot Wrote:   Are you drunk?

No. I will be Saturday and/or Sunday though.

I'll probably be drunk with you on Sunday evening (after the 49ers win the Super Bowl, or lose it).  

Well drunk as I can be. I plan on working Monday morning and have to drive home Sunday night.

Yeah, since you have to drive, best to drink very little or not at all Clang.

Like that is going to happen. His friends call him Captain Bluto.

(01-30-2020, 09:00 PM)BigMark Wrote:

(01-30-2020, 08:52 PM)Maggot Wrote: i don't blame you one bit!   Your team is there. A shrimp ring is in order. Some good eats. HELL YEAH!

They correct term is little people gathering you insensitive clod.

(01-31-2020, 07:37 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: Well drunk as I can be. I plan on working Monday morning and have to drive home Sunday night.

Call Uber FFS, Clang. Do you have any idea what a DUI would cost you other than your license?

(01-31-2020, 12:29 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(01-31-2020, 07:37 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: Well drunk as I can be. I plan on working Monday morning and have to drive home Sunday night.

Call Uber FFS, Clang. Do you have any idea what a DUI would cost you other than your license?

I never drive drunk. I have 2 or 3 beers the whole night and eat plenty of food. The only bad drinking I did was a triple shot of whiskey 20 minutes before I needed to drive my brother back to the shelter. And even then I felt fine. And nothing bad happened. I get pulled over by the cops for drinking only when I'm sober, forget to turn on my headlights, or have the meat sweats.

(01-31-2020, 10:46 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Yeah, since you have to drive, best  to drink very little or not at all Clang.

I'm Captain Sober.

(01-31-2020, 10:49 AM)BigMark Wrote: Like that is going to happen. His friends call him Captain Bluto.

Says Popeye the Sailor Man.

You can drink 2 beers every 1.5 hrs or one shot and be fine, time is the only thing that lowers your BAC.

(02-01-2020, 10:37 AM)Maggot Wrote: You can drink 2 beers every 1.5 hrs or one shot and be fine, time is the only thing that lowers your BAC.

Fuck that I can drink 4 beers....I can drunk the prezidfgg ugh da tabfygh.....zzzzz...covefe....'Murica!

I made 24 gift bags for the party today, russian vodka, Italian Pinot Grigio, girl scout cookies, golf balls, travel cups, etc...

You're having a party and I didn't get an invite. Man.