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Gay boy scouts
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#21
05-24-2013, 09:44 AM
(05-24-2013, 08:38 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: The quiet repressed ones are often the wildest in the sack.

???

Obviously you were walking on eggshells for our poor Aussie.

What you really meant to say was 'Aussie turned a straight man gay, and has about as much chance of getting laid this year as Clang does.'
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#22
05-24-2013, 09:53 AM
I must admit mocking aussie sometimes feels like punching a kitten in the face.
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#23
05-24-2013, 01:33 PM
(05-24-2013, 07:16 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:
(05-24-2013, 06:46 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: I love gay men. I love love love them. I want to hug, kiss and hopefully find out they are gay before I marry one of them.....again.

The clues were there aussie.

Like when your hubby showed up for your first date together dressed as Carmen Miranda.
Having sex only from behind was a clue. Running around front and yelling "OK your turn!" ...dead giveaway.
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#24
05-24-2013, 02:21 PM
(05-24-2013, 01:33 PM)Donovan Wrote: Having sex only from behind was a clue. Running around front and yelling "OK your turn!" ...dead giveaway.
hah
The 'New Boy Scouts of America' are issuing a merit badge for that now.
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#25
05-24-2013, 02:26 PM
Gay or straight, I'm not leaving my kids alone with the Boy Scout leader, the summer camp director, the reverend of the church, the weird people down the street, Michael Jackson, etc.. etc...
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#26
05-24-2013, 02:32 PM
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At their headquarters in Philadelphia there is a bronze of a scout who was just awarded his merit badge in sign language.
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#27
05-24-2013, 04:21 PM
According to some The BSA has always had some "Gay" in it, but just never really aware it was there or unwilling to see it.

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Excerpted from the Boy Scout Memorial
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#28
05-24-2013, 04:43 PM
In light of BSA's new open-mindedness their motto could now be:

Thy Rod and Thy Staff; They Comfort Me

I Will Always be Prepared.

This could be said as the scout raised his right hand solemnly across his chest and in unison did a Michael Jackson crotch grab with his left hand as he thrust his pelvis forward in the male bonding Boy Scout Tradition.
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