07-23-2013, 03:44 PM
Hahaha! If it were George he'd be more than a "little" beat up & I wouldn't even break a nail.
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07-23-2013, 03:44 PM
Hahaha! If it were George he'd be more than a "little" beat up & I wouldn't even break a nail.
07-23-2013, 03:44 PM
It's pretty much the same like saying because one short, mindboggling dumb English twat managed to nick his Mom's ironing board and survived her attempt to get rid of him, thereby finding himself among a bunch of skateboarders who told him "Right you ugly twit, you do the short ramps!", that this would happen to all the short, ugly and mentally handicapped English boys. It does not!
So the same goes with the blacks and swimming. Of course, the ones in America are going with the times. Most probably a hundred years ago some black boy jumped into the Mississippi, going "Hey, what they talkin'bout? Ain't that bad really." Thereby spreading the message slowly across his community that water doesn't kill you after all. But now go back to Africa and watch what happens. The slave ships have stopped their trade many years ago, but still. Not only that, check out the latest anti shark diving suits. They are either coloured like the ocean, or got black AND white stripes. Why? Because in tests the sharks went berserk with pure black suits. So now it's not only the fear that those ship might return after all, but even more so, sharks fucking hate you! Why did so many people die during the Asian Tsunami that started in Indonesia and went all over Sri Lanka and India? Before any smart ass comes along, you know who you are, yes, those are black too. Because they don't know how to swim! Not only that, they got no fucking clue about the ocean and water at all. There was an 11 year old Swedish boy in Phuket who saw the ocean disappear, for that's what it does before the Tsunami hits, and he went screaming to his parents "Tsunami! Tsunami! Run, fucking run!!" thereby not only saving his family but quite a few more people. What did they do in India where a fair was going on along the beach? They saw the water moving out and happily ran after it, being fascinated with that phenomenon and laughing about all the fish suddenly stranded on dry rocks. And then they died. 220.000. A very large part because they couldn't swim. Still feels weird that I felt that very earthquake 1500km away in Kuala Lumpur on a Christmas morning. Never knew what happened until my parents called at 4pm asking me if I'm alright. I'm here in Yemen at the pool and we got plenty of Ethiopeans and locals coming there, all being fascinated how my 5 year old moves fearlessly thru the water without any help, jumping and diving. Their kids are looking wide eyed and the adults are even more amazed. America is different. You got all the white people who got pissed off with the concept of Royalty coming there and starting Democracy, so obviously by now you got also plenty of blacks checking out if water is safe. By the way, black somehow stops at South East Asia, because Indians are just like Africans, but come down to Malaysia, Indonesia, Philippines and Polynesia, and those people compete with fish regarding their natural habitat! Never seen anything like that before. Now, let me check out that HotD and her no doubt extremely stimulating meandering she's going on about.
07-23-2013, 03:49 PM
Another thing that black people aren't really good at is owning dogs. Most black people are scared of dogs and the ones who aren't just use them for fighting or killing their babies.
07-23-2013, 03:50 PM
I think they also use them to distribute all those drugs of theirs!!
They evil I tell ya!!
07-23-2013, 03:52 PM
07-23-2013, 04:30 PM
(07-23-2013, 03:44 PM)Mohammed Wrote: So the same goes with the blacks and swimming. Of course, the ones in America are going with the times. Most probably a hundred years ago some black boy jumped into the Mississippi, going "Hey, what they talkin'bout? Ain't that bad really." Thereby spreading the message slowly across his community that water doesn't kill you after all. You mean to tell me that modern American black men don't really avoid the water because of some unbreakable genetic fear passed down from their ancestors who were forcibly shipped over by boat centuries ago? Pretty sure most of us could see that was just a bit of colorful bullshitting on your part. Although it really throws a wrench into my theory as to why whites outnumber blacks in the NHL. After all, ice is made from water... As for there being more black men in the NBA than white, more white men on the pro golf circuit than black, more Hispanic bullfighters than all other races combined...yeah, guys, no argument there. Eyesight and the ability to count/read come in handy in that level of deductive reasoning.
07-23-2013, 04:40 PM
07-23-2013, 05:02 PM
(07-23-2013, 04:30 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: You mean to tell me that modern American black men don't really avoid the water because of some unbreakable genetic fear passed down from their ancestors who were forcibly shipped over by boat centuries ago? Yes, that's what I mean to tell you. And just like you and my 47th wife Tikki is stating, no ice scating, no skiing, no hockey, no yachts, fuck yeah, most probably they're scared to do the dishes! And all because first the Portuguese and then the English really got them paranoid with anything to do with water. Awesome innit?!
07-23-2013, 05:07 PM
(07-23-2013, 03:44 PM)Mohammed Wrote: It's pretty much the same like saying because one short, mindboggling dumb English twat managed to nick his Mom's ironing board and survived her attempt to get rid of him, thereby finding himself among a bunch of skateboarders who told him "Right you ugly twit, you do the short ramps!", that this would happen to all the short, ugly and mentally handicapped English boys. It does not! So what you are essentially saying is that Cullen Jones will be more than welcome in your sauna because as we have already established you love cock! Hey! If we are busy racially stereotyping you know what they say about black cock Heinrich! Its going to be like your birthday and christmas all rolled into one! Cock a doodle doo indeed! But he won't be welcome in your pool because white men can't jump and niggers can't swim right motherfucker? If he goes near the pool are you gonna set your hound dawg on him massa? Cus we all knows dat da nigger don't like dawgs right? I know three black people in my social circle, they all own multiple pets including dawgs ya'll! Do they abuse em? No! Do they fight em? No! Although a corgi against a jack russell is an potentially fascinating match up! You've travelled well so have I adolf and all I have seen are the things we have in common as a species not the differences we have because of race, creed or religion. My world is better than yours I focus on our similarities not our differences so I will always be more free than you Heinrich. Krauts can't help comparing and profiling its in their genes.
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
07-23-2013, 05:13 PM
(07-23-2013, 05:02 PM)Mohammed Wrote:(07-23-2013, 04:30 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: You mean to tell me that modern American black men don't really avoid the water because of some unbreakable genetic fear passed down from their ancestors who were forcibly shipped over by boat centuries ago? I don't doubt numbers and statistics, they're my friends. But, I do enjoy pondering your "this is why!" reasoning behind them. Sometimes fact, sometimes fiction, often a mix, and always an interesting read. P.s. Sausage is better than ham; that's a fact!
07-23-2013, 05:26 PM
Not if it's Spanish it's not!
Trust me. One day perhaps I shall feed it to you slice by paper thin slice, and you will close your eyes, forget about any sausage, and lick my fingers. Now there goes the sausage!
07-23-2013, 05:31 PM
It's actually quite cute to have this mad little midget .....
(07-23-2013, 05:07 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: So what you are essentially saying is that Cullen Jones will be more than welcome in your sauna because as we have already established you love cock! Hey! If we are busy racially stereotyping you know what they say about black cock Heinrich! Its going to be like your birthday and christmas all rolled into one! Cock a doodle doo indeed! ... jump around in the middle of a wonderful conversation like some ... well, mad little midget that nobody really gives a fuck about. Kind of like this thing that reaches your knees coming in, yapping like some Chihuahua overdosed on Red Bulls, and you just push him away with your hand in a somewhat embarrassed fashion. Just like with dogs, it's always the small ones that yap the most, innit?!
07-23-2013, 05:43 PM
(07-23-2013, 05:26 PM)Mohammed Wrote: Not if it's Spanish it's not! You posted that in the middle of the Arabian night Heinrich! Its the severe a.m when you posted that where you are Heinrich! I would be in bed snuggled up to my beloved wife at that time! But here you are, out of bed, in the small hours of the morning! Your time, and here you are...flirting obviously when your “hot” wife and amazing daughter are asleep! Why? What a creep!
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
07-23-2013, 06:02 PM
(07-23-2013, 05:43 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:(07-23-2013, 05:26 PM)Mohammed Wrote: Not if it's Spanish it's not! I'd like to think he's doing coke. Like Scarface, except he's planning tomorrows lunch special.
07-23-2013, 06:07 PM
(07-23-2013, 05:43 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: You posted that in the middle of the Arabian night Heinrich! If sharing knowledge of food and a little harmless resulting innuendo is creepy, creepy is underrated. What would you say about a married man in here going on about how he wouldn't fuck a woman because he claims not to find her physically attractive (which is hard for me to understand, having seen her), never mentioning the fact that he's married as a reason he wouldn't fuck her? What would you say about that man insisting that the woman in question insinuated that she found him more physically attractive than another man and she'd prefer to fuck him when she never said anything of the sort? Why would a happily married man engage in thoughts and post exchanges like that?!?! Because it's no big deal and we're adults just shooting the shit on the internet. That's what I'd say, anyway. Or, the man's doing coke. That works too.
07-23-2013, 07:18 PM
(07-23-2013, 03:29 PM)BlueTiki Wrote:(07-22-2013, 08:12 AM)Mohammed Wrote: You got that famous horse race going on over there in the States, the National I believe. The main jockeys were all black! Can't really blame the jockeys though. Once Black Stallions were removed from the game, water polo took off swimmingly.
07-23-2013, 07:23 PM
07-24-2013, 05:48 AM
What would you say about a married man in here going on about how he wouldn't fuck a woman because he claims not to find her physically attractive (which is hard for me to understand, having seen her), never mentioning the fact that he's married as a reason he wouldn't fuck her?
What would you say about that man insisting that the woman in question insinuated that she found him more physically attractive than another man and she'd prefer to fuck him when she never said anything of the sort? Why would a happily married man engage in thoughts and post exchanges like that?!?! [/quote] What would you say about a married man and a married woman talking about having sex and wrestling each other while covered in extra virgin olive oil? I would say they should grow the fuck up and stop embarrassing themselves. That's what I would say.
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
07-24-2013, 10:19 AM
I don't know where you're getting some of your inferences, CN.
I'm not married. Mo never made references to fucking me; just some fun word play from a chef about making a meal out of a couple of us. I ran with the olive oil bit; I like olive oil. A bit of adult sexual innuendo mixed in with a whole lot of other discussion, on a Mock forum. Gasp. I'm not embarrassed. So back to the OP: Norway's foreign minister said he and other "very high level" Norwegian officials had been in daily contact with counterparts in the United Arab Emirates since the verdict against Dalelv. "We have made very clear what we think about this verdict and what we think about the fact that one is charged and sentenced when one starts out by reporting alleged abuse," Barth Eide said. In London, a rights group monitoring UAE affairs urged authorities to change laws to "ensure victims are protected, feel comfortable reporting crimes and are able to fairly pursue justice." "While we are pleased that Marte can now return home to Norway, her pardon still suggests that she was somehow guilty of a crime," said Rori Donaghy, a spokesman for the Emirates Center for Human Rights. "Until laws are reformed, victims of sexual violence in the UAE will continue to suffer in this way and we will likely see more cases such as this one." ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This case got a lot of media exposure and global cries for the UAE to revise its policies/laws. It will be interesting to see if a perceived negative impact on tourism will motivate changes in how rape allegations are handled in Dubai.
07-24-2013, 11:44 AM
That's the thing. They even had some deadly virus happening there recently, and did it change anything in the number of tourists? No. Same thing happens on Bali and the island is empty for 2 years in a row.
Dubai is a miracle in itself. Absolutely shallow and an architects dream landscape. Add to that the fabulous shopping and it seems to be working really. The masses love it. |
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