WHO'S GOT THE BIGGEST BUSH

[nrkerr]

I'm not gonna beat around the bush when it comes to this thread, MS (though I bet that you'd like to).




NONE OF THE WOMEN AT MOCK ARE GONNA SEND YOU PICS OF THEIR GENITALIA TO PROVE OR DISPROVE YOUR GUESSES, SO GIVE IT UP, YOU BIG PERV!!!













Well, except maybe nrkerr.

Eat me

[sally]

If I didn't hate my husband or even have a husband I'd probably shave it into the pattern of a rose and glue glitter beads to it or some bullshit.

[nrkerr]

Actually I don't have any pictures anymore.

[HairOfTheDog]

Sorry, nrkerr, but this old dog is too old to wanna learn that new trick.

BUT, you are a really cute freak and not too big an asshole, so I betchya you'll get a taker or two.

Happy New Year, minxy.

[nrkerr]

Sorry, nrkerr, but this old dog is too old to wanna learn that new trick.

[ramseycat]

I have a hairy bush, I just don't give a fuck. I'm Italian and Russian, not a light haired Irish women. I don't plan on showing it off to anyone so why the fuck would I care to neatly trim it. It's just a pain in the ass.

Yea but isn't it uncomfortable with all that hair? It's sticking out and poking you and getting caught in the zipper.

[HairOfTheDog]

Sorry, nrkerr, but this old dog is too old to wanna learn that new trick.

Sure, laugh at my corny word play as if it were truly funny, minxy; still ain't gonna happen!!!!

P.s. Just your luck that you're putting out such a request when username isn't in the house. She'd probably jump all over that for a few glasses of wine and a line or two...

[sally]

I have a hairy bush, I just don't give a fuck. I'm Italian and Russian, not a light haired Irish women. I don't plan on showing it off to anyone so why the fuck would I care to neatly trim it. It's just a pain in the ass.

Yea but isn't it uncomfortable with all that hair? It's sticking out and poking you and getting caught in the zipper.

It's not that much fucking hair Ramsey, Jesus. It doesn't get caught in my damn zipper or poke me, WTF? It's just not all shaved like the rest of you chicken pussies.

[Duchess]

[ramseycat]

I have a hairy bush, I just don't give a fuck. I'm Italian and Russian, not a light haired Irish women. I don't plan on showing it off to anyone so why the fuck would I care to neatly trim it. It's just a pain in the ass.

Yea but isn't it uncomfortable with all that hair? It's sticking out and poking you and getting caught in the zipper.

It's not that much fucking hair Ramsey, Jesus. It doesn't get caught in my damn zipper or poke me, WTF?

Uh huh. Russian and Italian you said?

[Clang McFly]

I imagine without the constraint of underpants her bush had plenty of air, room to grow, and moistness.

I see what you did there, mister!

Who,me?

*bats eyes*

[Cynical Ninja]

This may be the most retarded thread in the history of Mock and that's fucking saying something.

Nice to see MS hitting on one of his girlfriends friends that doesn't make him a dawg it makes him a cunt

As for bushes?, mind your own fucking business.

[Duchess]

Why are you so testy, OP? Can't you see the humor in it? You might smile more if you don't take things so seriously. C'mon! C'mon! C'mon!

[Cynical Ninja]

I smile all the time just not at retarded drivel like this.

Cheers.

[Duchess]

I smile all the time just not at retarded drivel like this.

[sally]

Occasionally I'll watch a movie that is so stupid I find it funny, kind of like this trifling ass thread.

[ramseycat]

Lighten up CN. What's going on with your bush? Is it red?

[Clang McFly]

Ftr, I manscaped my bush into a Superman logo.

[Duchess]

It's a bird! It's a plane!

[Midwest Spy]

Hitting on my girlfriend's friend?

Perfectly acceptable.

Especially since she had left the country to be an au pair in the U.S.

Ironic, huh?

But, let's not distract ourselves.

Who woke up this morning with pubes stuck in their teeth?