WHO'S GOT THE BIGGEST BUSH

[HairOfTheDog]

Who woke up this morning with pubes stuck in their teeth?

Since you probably passed out early, I'll take your wife's "tennis coach" for $100.

[Duchess]

Zing

[Midwest Spy]

I appreciate a good zinger as much as the next person.

Actually, we made it until midnight for the first time in years.

However, with Michael Douglas' recent tearful testimony as to the dangers of eating pussy, I've been refraining.

Which, of course, brings us back to the tennis coach...

[Cynical Ninja]

Hitting on my girlfriend's friend?

Perfectly acceptable.

Ok when I come to your house I'm going to hit on your wife.

Perfectly acceptable.

[Cynical Ninja]

Lighten up CN. What's going on with your bush? Is it red?

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Why would it be red?

I don't understand.

[ramseycat]

Lighten up CN. What's going on with your bush? Is it red?

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Why would it be red?

I don't understand.

I no longer care. Well I didn't really care to begin with. But now I care even less. Capice?

[username]

Hmmm....I would've guessed username as Queen of the Bush. I imagine without the constraint of underpants her bush had plenty of air, room to grow, and moistness.

You idiot. Wearing underwear all the time creates a terrarium/greenhouse effect. I bet you have mushrooms growing down there in your shit encrusted underwear.

My "bush" is more like a neat little putting green or landing strip. Nicely manicured and edged but not to the point where it looks like a plucked chicken or a prepubescent girl.

[username]

Lighten up CN. What's going on with your bush? Is it red?

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Why would it be red?

I don't understand.

If I recall, you're a brunette in your pictures. I guess Ramsey thinks the carpet doesn't match the drapes or something. Or that you're a natural carrot top.

[aussiefriend]

No one has mentioned bleaching or dyeing either.

[Clang McFly]

Hmmm....I would've guessed username as Queen of the Bush. I imagine without the constraint of underpants her bush had plenty of air, room to grow, and moistness.

You idiot. Wearing underwear all the time creates a terrarium/greenhouse effect. I bet you have mushrooms growing down there in your shit encrusted underwear.

My "bush" is more like a neat little putting green or landing strip. Nicely manicured and edged but not to the point where it looks like a plucked chicken or a prepubescent girl.

Doh! Me fail science in schul. Me like my smurf village.

[Cynical Ninja]

I no longer care. Well I didn't really care to begin with. But now I care even less. Capice?

You are the one that brought up the colour of my bush so you obviously do care, more than I do as it turns out.

[Cynical Ninja]

If I recall, you're a brunette in your pictures. I guess Ramsey thinks the carpet doesn't match the drapes or something. Or that you're a natural carrot top.

My natural hair colour is like a golden blond, green eyes, medium complexion no trace of ginger in my bush I'm afraid. There is ginger in my family tree though inevitable really my ancestors are mainly Scottish and Northern Irish with a hint of Jewish.

[sally]

No one has mentioned bleaching or dyeing either.

Who the hell bleaches their pubes, Aussie? By the time they go grey most people are too old to even care, much less burn the shit out their genitals with hair dye.

[Midwest Spy]

No one has mentioned bleaching or dyeing either.

Who the hell bleaches their pubes, Aussie? By the time they go grey most people are too old to even care, much less burn the shit out their genitals with hair dye.

Aussie's talking about bleaching her 'puckered pinwheel', her 'barking spider', you know, her asshole.

[sally]

No one has mentioned bleaching or dyeing either.

Who the hell bleaches their pubes, Aussie? By the time they go grey most people are too old to even care, much less burn the shit out their genitals with hair dye.

Aussie's talking about bleaching her 'puckered pinwheel', her 'barking spider', you know, her asshole.

Why, is she doing cougar porn now? That's the only reason I can think of to bleach your asshole.

[aussiefriend]

Thanks a lot Sally, you have let MWS's imagination go wild now! I didn't say I was bleaching shit. If I mention the Brazil does it mean I enjoy having my hair ripped out by the roots?

[Duchess]

What the hell is it about this thread that draws so many lurkers? I don't get it. Sure, it's funny but we have funnier threads.

[Midwest Spy]

Hey, give credit where credit is due.

I still believe there are a ton of wild, out of control bushes in here (including yours, Aussie's and Ramsey's).

HotD PM'd me to let me know because of this very thread, she started trimming much more regularly.

Sal shaved it all off and is sporting hardwood floors (just to piss her husband off).

[Duchess]

Stop thinking about my perfectly groomed kitty, mister.

[Midwest Spy]

Just to assure everyone, I don't spend hours (or even minutes) on this subject, however, my speculation is most likely spot on (except where I was dead wrong about Duchess).