EAT ME!

[Mohammed]

With a shitload of irritating little black stuff inside, and best consumed when a bottle of Vodka had been poured inside and placed inside a freezer for a bit.

[aussiefriend]

I just assumed you were unseeded these days, carry on.

[sally]

Sally is like a Banana. Nicely curved and no matter how you feel, always nice to have one.
HotD is like ripe Grapes. Once you start, you can't stop eating. If you leave her lying around a bit, can become intoxicating and no doubt better with age. Until she ends up corked.
Tikki is like Kiwi. Could be sour on first bite but surprisingly refreshing, packed with vitamins and with that mysterious exotic touch. Sometimes mistaken for a small, fluffy bird.
User is like Strawberries. Best consumed in front of a fireplace with champagne and covered in whipped cream. And warm melted chocolate perhaps.
Aussie is like an Apple. You might be looking for different fruit, but always end up with Apples. A sure bet.
Fahqtoo is like a Pear. Juicy, delicious, with a crunchy yet soft and strangely addictive bite.
Duchess is a ripe Peach. Everybody wants to dig their teeth into ripe peaches and enjoys the feeling of their tasty juice run down their cheeks. They taste like sunshine.
The boys around here are like roasted nuts. Comforting and rustic with a nice crunch.
I'm the sugar syrup with a touch of Rum. Sweet with the slightest hint of kick.

You add it all up and you get one hell of an excellent and colorful fruit salad.

You forgot to add Ramsey to the fruit salad. It was probably for the best though since she is like a Durian, AKA Malaysian stink fruit.

Most people think she stinks and don't like her at first, some people never like her and some people don't even know what the hell she is. But just like the durian some people absolutely love her and can look past her hair which resembles a formidable thorn-covered husk.

[Older Than Dirt]

I'm a prune ! Take that anyway you want to.

[HairOfTheDog]

I'm a prune ! Take that anyway you want to.

I think you're more like a plum, OTD. A bit unpredictable.

Sometimes sweet. Sometimes a a little tart. Usually kicks ass when fermented in liquor.

[username]

User is like beef jerky. Lean, tough and hung out to dry.

She can be spicy or sweet and is especially popular with cowboys and Indians. She can often be found for sale on the side of the road.

User is like beef jerky. Lean, tough and hung out to dry.

She can be spicy or sweet and is especially popular with cowboys and Indians. She can often be found for sale on the side of the road.

You've got a knack for food personification.

Your's is better, but I was thinking User is like sour kraut.

She's thin, packs a mean bite, and is frequently found slopped over a weiner.

I really need to get back to spending more time on the forum. Thanks for the morning *spits coffee* laugh.

[crash]

I'm a prune ! Take that anyway you want to.

I think you're more like a plum, OTD. A bit unpredictable.

Sometimes sweet. Sometimes a a little tart. Usually kicks ass when fermented in liquor.

I always thought of user as roast beef.

Lean and muscular, reliable and tasty and usually a little common. Sometimes dry, sometimes raw, and occasionally she gives people the shits. Whilst very popular in a sandwich, it's at a spit roast where she's the star performer.

User is like roast beef.

[HairOfTheDog]

funny thread

Your turn, mamacita.

JsMom is like vanilla cream filling

She's light and fun, but sometimes wears a flaky crust
She's often paired with hard dark chocolate
Sometimes warm, sometimes cool, always a stoner's delight

JsMom is like vanilla cream filling

[JsMom]

Sounds about right, HotD.

[HairOfTheDog]

Cutz is like a hash brownie.
He almost always has good taste, is occasionally a bit nutty, and is typically dry.
The punch usually kicks in unexpectedly a while after consumption -- then it's hard to wipe the begrudging smile from your lips.

Smart-assed bastard.