ANTI-AGING

[ramseycat]

I'm not really into taking one to the face either. It's happened a couple of times which was my own fault because I looked that sucker in the eye while using two hands on it. Lesson learned.

[aussiefriend]

Crash is in the top 3 of the Mock fuck chain.

and you are number 1 in the Mock Desperate Slut chain.

I love it when the two crazys in here defend each other. It's so entertaining.

oh the irony.....and the poor grammar "crazys" huh?

[aussiefriend]

I'm not really into taking one to the face either. It's happened a couple of times which was my own fault because I looked that sucker in the eye while using two hands on it. Lesson learned.

No one could ever accuse you Sally of not being authentic.

[Cynical Ninja]

I would imagine punching a load out onto someone's face would feel a lot like getting a big ol loogie hawked on you. Never really been turned on by the concept of looking at my seed dripping off some poor girl's face. Truth be told, I am pretty adaptable to my partner's desires so I don't think I've ever been with one who requested it. Tits, yeah, ass, of course...but never in the mug. Not to mention I'm a big postcoital makeout artist, especially if there might be time for a second round. And if I don't want a million or so little swimming Donovans all over MY face, I sure won't ask her to wear it on hers.

HotD: dressup and slow dancing are nice, even a little friendly roleplay. But they tend to be single peoples' luxuries. When you got kids of various ages running in and out the sum total of sex foreplay becomes, "Hey we got like a half-hour before they get back, get your pants off quick!" and anything that requires extra effort to disrobe from is just unnecessary.

My mate Paul and his wife were in the middle of sex and their 2 year old son, who they thought was asleep, walked in on them and said “I need a poo”.

Needless to say the erotic spell was immediately broken.

[Cynical Ninja]

I'm not really into taking one to the face either. It's happened a couple of times which was my own fault because I looked that sucker in the eye while using two hands on it. Lesson learned.

Face, tits, arse whatever way you choose you are still essentially a spunk bucket.

[Cynical Ninja]

Doesn't seem to be working out too well.. j/s

Ditto your sense of humour you grumpy old twat.

[Cynical Ninja]

Coming on my face? No. Anywhere else is fine.

CN, you know F2 and I go at it sometime. But I honestly think she is cute. She has a girl next door prettiness. Aussie is cute too. Based on your pics, there is no way your wife is hotter than they are. Unless you are super sweet and funny away from Mock. Or she married you for your money and we know you don't have any... Anyway, it's highly doubtful you scored above a 5 in the wife department.

Some people here have seen a picture of my wife and know for a fact she scores much higher than a 5. Both me and my wife have professional careers and earn significantly more money than a domestic soup chicken like you. Your bank balance is probably more lamentable than everyone else here, except Donovan dimeless of course.

[Cynical Ninja]

She has a girl next door prettiness.

I agree with you.

If the girl next door was Quasimodos sister.

[Cynical Ninja]

Well, nice try but big fail, CN. Sorry.

I didn't presume to know what all women like or what all men think, or what's wrong or right for others sexually (that was you).

Instead, I corrected your mistaken contention that only three kinds of women like certain sexual activities and that those activities are unconditionally humiliating. You were wrong.

In terms of what I like or don't like sexually, I didn't mention it. I spoke in generalities which I know for a fact to be true. There's no recipe for what turns on all men or all women or what's considered "humiliating". It often varies for the same men and women depending on their mindset, partner, or mood at the time, as well.

Common knowledge, for all but the frigid dead-in-bed types like you, I guess.

No great insight or secrets revealed in my post - you can just read and listen to other adults weigh-in on the subject.

P.s. My mocking your all-knowing judgment about women and sex has nothing to do with watching porn; everything to do with being an average sexually-comfortable adult who knows what she likes and how to take pleasure in the process of pleasing another, without ever humiliating herself.

I have no problem with a woman who is proud of her vagina I only have a problem with a woman who talks out of it like you. You seem to like “facts” so here's another one for your scrapbook. When yet another man is shooting his load on you at that moment he is almost certainly thinking “take that you fucking whore!” He is almost certainly NOT thinking “I love you my darling!”. To some people like me sex is now for me shared physical intimacy and an expression of love. To some people like you sex is something you just “do” to someone purely to fulfill a physical need and nothing more.

As for being a “prude” and “frigid”? Would you care to compare sexual CVs in public? I will doesn't bother me at all, contrary to your bullshirt assertions about me I am very open about sexual matters.

Or are you too much of a “prude”?

Let's discuss some sexual practices and see how many you have heard of without using Google. I am quietly confident I will know more than you do. Would you be prepared to put your theories about my sexuality to the test or are you too “frigid” to do so?

[Cynical Ninja]

I'm not really into taking one to the face either. It's happened a couple of times which was my own fault because I looked that sucker in the eye while using two hands on it. Lesson learned.

So he brought a tear to your eye with his japs eye?

[sally]

To some people like me sex is now for me shared physical intimacy and an expression of love. To some people like you sex is something you just “do” to someone purely to fulfill a physical need and nothing more.

It doesn't have to be only one way or the other every time. Married people can have wild sex for nothing more than physical gratification too every once in a while.

Donovan was right, your wife doesn't give you blow jobs, does she?

[Cynical Ninja]

It doesn't have to be only one way or the other every time. Married people can have wild sex for nothing more than physical gratification too every once in a while.

Donovan was right, your wife doesn't give you blow jobs, does she?

When you first get together and you are tearing each others clothes on your way to the bedroom yeah wild sex. If you are trying to claim you have the same wild sex you had when you first got together 15 years later you are deluding yourself and a liar. Sex can be the main focus when you first get together but as time goes on its like racehorses coming up on the leader.

“And its sex in the lead but as the race goes on what's that coming up from the right? Its cable tv! And also advancing on the left its fucking about on the internet! And also advancing on sex from behind its watching sports with a beer!”

I do get blowjobs and unlike esad I prefer getting them from my wife as opposed to another dude.

[HairOfTheDog]

I'm not proud of my vagina, CN. Not ashamed of it either. Over 50% of the human population has one, it doesn't make me special.

I don't talk much about my vagina and wouldn't feel interested or compelled to compare sexual CVs with anyone. Not my style and irrelevant here anyway.

This discussion stemmed from you talking out of your ass when you labeled all women who like (or don't mind) having their chests being ejaculated upon as either porn stars, hookers or ugly/desperate. I wasn't talking out of my vagina when I mocked you for that false characterization, one which is easily and clearly disputed by facts.

Of course, you can continue to hold all such women in contempt, despite the facts. That's your perspective and you're entitled to it, no problem here. I'm not trying to change your view, just mocking the ignorance in your unsubstantiated unconditional statement.

From what you've already shared (which is enough for me, personally), I understand that you were an enthusiastic disrespectful fuck stick who was attracted to filthy whores and you enjoyed defiling and humiliating them back in the day. Now, you're married and you don't enjoy or engage in the same types of activities because your wife is not a filthy whore.

Hey, that's YOUR mindset and reality and it sounds like it works for you. I like you and think you're pretty funny sometimes, so I'm glad you're happy.

P.s. I don't know or care whether you're a prude in practice. The prudish insinuation was inspired by the false statement you presented as fact and how I think it reflects upon you. Speculative opinion only, and mostly tossed in as a chain-yank, TIGER!

[sally]

Face, tits, arse whatever way you choose you are still essentially a spunk bucket.

I suppose I am. Unlike you and your wife I don't keep a collection cup next to the bed used for catching semen.

[ramseycat]

Just to clarify CN. I wasn't intending to insult your wife. I'm sure she is a lovely person. However, given your short stature and looks there must be something else that attracted her to you. Or she is on your level of attractiveness.

I have plenty of money. Hence the reason I am a homemaking soup chicken. Speaking of soup, I should make turkey soup with the carcass and leftovers. Thanks for the idea CN!

[Duchess]

I have plenty of money.

I was kinda hoping you'd post some more pix of your awesome new house. That place screams money.

[ramseycat]

I will Duchess. I just kinda feel weird having pics of my home out there. I want to finish decorating the outside for Christmas but it's rainy again today. Tomorrow it's going to be in the 70's!

[Duchess]

Tomorrow it's going to be in the 70's!

Hush yur mouf, woman.

Actually it's not too bad here, it'll be in the 60's the remainder of the week.

[Duchess]

I just kinda feel weird having pics of my home out there.

I know what you mean. That's why I don't do it much anymore.

[Donovan]

Poor cinnamon. His wife don't give no love to the one-eyed one-inch flying purple peephole beater.
Maybe he should ask the gardener and pool boy what sexual kinks she really is into. I'm pretty sure the list he's started in the other thread are things she's already refused to try...