Recently while IM'ing with Syber, we were discussing the code behind the POTD system; more of a rhetorical musing on my part actually. (I'm a geek, Deal with it.) And she suggested I ASK MF. At that point I had an epiphany, and told her No. Why? What was my epiphany? Well...
Talking to MF would be like talking to my cock when its rock hard; all it thinks about it naked women. Preferably in some very revealing position.
So I'm just afraid I couldn't connect with him on the proper intellectual level.
Right, like we're supposed to believe you DON'T talk to your erect penis?
LuMPyPussy Wrote:Right, like we're supposed to believe you DON'T talk to your erect penis? No, I'm not one of those that believes my dick has its own personality ::nuts:: ::lmao::
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My weenie says the same thing about me. Says I don't have my own personality.
:(
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D Wrote:Recently while IM'ing with Syber, we were discussing the code behind the POTD system; more of a rhetorical musing on my part actually. (I'm a geek, Deal with it.) And she suggested I ASK MF. At that point I had an epiphany, and told her No. Why? What was my epiphany? Well...
Talking to MF would be like talking to my cock when its rock hard; all it thinks about it naked women. Preferably in some very revealing position.
So I'm just afraid I couldn't connect with him on the proper intellectual level.
Good call. 
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It's a bit disturbing seeing a grown man refer to his penis as a weenie.
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Why did you feel the need to tell us all of your "epiphany"
Was that an attempt at a mock?
I want Beanie Weenies now... fuckers
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Duchess Wrote:It's a bit disturbing seeing a grown man refer to his penis as a weenie. Maybe it's an accurate description? ::dunno::
Duchess Wrote:It's a bit disturbing seeing a grown man refer to his penis as a weenie. I had to look twice at that same post to be certain it was OBK who'd said it. ::blink::
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MF's wife is a hairy freak, that's why he spends so much time her grovelling for pictures of mockers tits. Which I'm sure his wife would be absolutely fine with if she found out about it.
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Ordinary Peephole Wrote:MF's wife is a hairy freak, that's why he spends so much time her grovelling for pictures of mockers tits. Which I'm sure his wife would be absolutely fine with if she found out about it. I'm getting a strong sense that OP's wife keeps him on a short leash, choke chain and muzzle for as much as he rants to such extremesabout what MF does online. Jealousy, perhaps?
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Sinister Wrote:Ordinary Peephole Wrote:MF's wife is a hairy freak, that's why he spends so much time her grovelling for pictures of mockers tits. Which I'm sure his wife would be absolutely fine with if she found out about it. I'm getting a strong sense that OP's wife keeps him on a short leash, choke chain and muzzle for as much as he rants to such extremesabout what MF does online. Jealousy, perhaps?
Exactly. My wife lets me see a few titties, what can I say. It's the trade off to having a totally loyal husband. I don't cheat, lie, keep secrets, etc. Never did, not the type. I've only had a handful of different women in my life because I was always a one-woman relationship kind of guy, believe it or not.
OP can't understand any of that because he is almost middle aged and just getting married now, with a kid out of wedlock. Between that and his juvenile hamster playing, he clearly doesn't understand the adult world fully.
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[user=7]Sinister[/user] wrote:
Quote:I'm getting a strong sense that OP's wife keeps him on a short leash, choke chain and muzzle for as much as he rants to such extremes about what MF does online. Jealousy, perhaps?
Me and the wife watch porn together, this is what mature adults do, not like the sad and juvenile practice of begging for pictures of women's tits on an internet forum.
That is the schoolboy practice of a grown man who isn't getting any at home.
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weenie = vagina
Fug duh kund
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:[user=7]Sinister[/user] wrote:
Quote:I'm getting a strong sense that OP's wife keeps him on a short leash, choke chain and muzzle for as much as he rants to such extremesabout what MF does online. Jealousy, perhaps?
Me and the wife watch porn together, this is what mature adults do, not like the sad and juvenile practice of begging for pictures of women's tits on an internet forum.
That is the schoolboy practice of a grown man who isn't getting any at home. Youruse of me and "the wife" is highly disrespectful to your wife. Did you miss that part in your vows?
As for the rest of your imaginations, you couldn't be farther off the facts if you were in orbit.
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[user=7]Sinister[/user] wrote:
Quote:Your use of me and "the wife" is highly disrespectful to your wife. Did you miss that part in your vows?
As for the rest of your imaginations, you couldn't be farther off the facts if you were in orbit.
Its not disrespectful, its just a stupid nickname, I call her "the wife" and she calls me the "ball and chain" or "him indoors".
Its called having fun together, maybe you and bullet could try it when he gets out of jail?
As for "imaginations"?, I didn't "imagine" MF begging for pictures of tits, that actually happened.
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Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Its not disrespectful, its just a stupid nickname, Disrespectful, yes; stupid, again, yes. Why not "me and the car" watch porn together, or "me and the vacuum" watch porn together? Been married all of 5 days and already she's a possession. Typical of panty-waste shithead social leper men like yourself.
Heh... I went to a party where I met the girlfriend of a guy I've known for ages. I'll call him Derrin. I said to her "Oh hey! You must be Derrin's...." (girlfriend was coming next) She cut me off in mid-sentence saying "I'm not DERRIN'S anything! He doesn't OWN me." lol Okaaayyy. I think that's a little overboard though, seriously.
I understand that 'the wife' or 'the husband' is a little disrespectful, but I can see how they would tease each other that way. Getting huffy about being called someone's girlfriend though, is a little extreme. When I say "my friend", the only thing I'm claiming to 'own' is a piece of their friendship. People are so damned touchy.
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MF's a womanizer ?...No way
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