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Kim Jong Un wins election by a landslide!!!

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Kim Jong Un wins election by a landslide!!!
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03-10-2014, 11:38 AM
Wow!!! He won every single vote and there was 100% turnout! Go figure.hah
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03-10-2014, 11:53 AM
Is'nt that the guy that feeds people to the dogs maggot?
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03-10-2014, 11:54 AM
Yes it is maggy boy and he also turns everyones lights out at night, he is one crazy buttafuckin Korean!
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03-10-2014, 12:02 PM


How do these types of leaders not get eliminated? Serious question.
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03-10-2014, 12:03 PM
Yes he is clucky ........Yesterday, North Korea launched a big long-range missile. It was supposed to scare everybody. It exploded less than a minute after launching. In fact, leader Kim Jong Un was so mad, he went home, kicked his dog, and then ate it.
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03-10-2014, 12:06 PM


If even a fraction of what I read about him is true, he is evil personified.
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03-10-2014, 12:12 PM
He's just a kid in a fat boys costume.
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He just needs to learn the value of a human life. It might take some time and a few hundred thousand lives though.
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11-19-2014, 05:27 PM
Kim Jong gets no Love here. Aussiebitch needs to chime in and give me her opinion no matter how great it is.
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11-19-2014, 05:37 PM


The crazy fuck probably needs to be assassinated. For the good of the people of course.
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#10
11-22-2014, 04:17 PM
He is just young and misunderstood.

A mentor and a big hug might go a long way.

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11-22-2014, 04:24 PM


Holy Fuckity Fuck.
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11-22-2014, 04:55 PM
(11-22-2014, 04:24 PM)Duchess Wrote: Holy Fuckity Fuck.

Yeah, he probably doesn't really need a mentor and a hug.

He probably just needs a good extreme make-over. Smiley_emoticons_wink

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11-23-2014, 11:52 AM
(11-22-2014, 04:17 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: He is just young and misunderstood.

A mentor and a big hug might go a long way.

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Holy crapola, that has to be "photo shopped", if it's not, we're doomed!
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11-24-2014, 03:04 PM
(11-22-2014, 04:55 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
(11-22-2014, 04:24 PM)Duchess Wrote: Holy Fuckity Fuck.

Yeah, he probably doesn't really need a mentor and a hug.

He probably just needs a good extreme make-over. Smiley_emoticons_wink

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Put the Wolfshiem CD on repeat and break out the cutting tools. It's gonna be a long night. hah
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11-24-2014, 11:43 PM
(11-24-2014, 03:04 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: Put the Wolfshiem CD on repeat and break out the cutting tools. It's gonna be a long night. hah

The cheeky bastard dodged the cutting tools; snuck out right after the pedicure.

Word has it, Rodman got outta rehab.

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Celebration time...

(That sushi actually looks really good.)
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11-25-2014, 11:05 AM
(11-24-2014, 11:43 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
(11-24-2014, 03:04 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: Put the Wolfshiem CD on repeat and break out the cutting tools. It's gonna be a long night. hah

The cheeky bastard dodged the cutting tools; snuck out right after the pedicure.

Word has it, Rodman got outta rehab.

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Celebration time...

(That sushi actually looks really good.)
hahhahhah That's fuckin awesome!
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11-25-2014, 11:13 AM
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11-25-2014, 01:03 PM
(11-25-2014, 11:13 AM)Cutz Wrote:
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11-25-2014, 11:06 PM
That fucker will probably lob a nuke because of that video. Good thing he's not Muslim!
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