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What is the longest you have gone without sex?
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#1
03-22-2009, 03:38 PM
And I mean sex with a partner. Not BOB or Shower Head sex.
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03-22-2009, 03:58 PM
500 dollars says I have the record. Give me 2 minutes while I count the actual days and do the math.
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03-22-2009, 04:01 PM
What time is it ?
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03-22-2009, 04:03 PM
Duchess Wrote:What time is it ?
If you are going to answer in minutes.......:;beat::
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03-22-2009, 04:09 PM
Duchess Wrote:What time is it ?
Heh. Good point.

It was10 June, 2006, about 2230 hours the last time I got laid. Do the fucking math yourself, as it depresses me. ::bang::
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03-22-2009, 04:11 PM
Sinister Wrote:
Duchess Wrote:What time is it ?
Heh. Good point.

It was10 June, 2006, about 2230 hours the last time I got laid. Do the fucking math yourself, as it depresses me. ::bang::
I hear that. Before BF came along it was 2 years!!!!! I did have action with the married BF a few times, but we never went all the way. I am usually very selective about getting involved with someone. BF is my first real FWB.
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03-22-2009, 04:20 PM
ramseycat Wrote:BF is my first real FWB.
Stop it !...Call him your lover or.. or... SOMETHING ELSE !...No more BF or FWB or any of that shit !! :Diablo:
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#8
03-22-2009, 04:32 PM
Probably about 6 months.

I had a relationship end very badly, it involved violence and some people being sent to jail.

After that I made a conscious effort to go celibate (including wanking) I was so disillusioned and pissed off.
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03-22-2009, 04:41 PM
3 Years, 17 days... some odd hours and minutes. I didn't count that fine. I'm VERY picky. Though I have Sin beat for the moment, it isn't by much lol.
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03-22-2009, 04:53 PM
Duchess Wrote:
ramseycat Wrote:BF is my first real FWB.
Stop it !...Call him your lover or.. or... SOMETHING ELSE !...No more BF or FWB or any of that shit !! :Diablo:
I am not calling him my lover. That just sound stupid. He is my Friend with Benefits. Like it or not.
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03-22-2009, 04:55 PM
Ramsey, have you been watching too much of Gene Roddenberry's Andromeda? Your sig... just screams Captain Dylan Hunt.
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03-22-2009, 04:57 PM


6 months or so...........until I hooked up withapast fuck buddy. Then 6 more months until I hooked up with someone again. Gawd....that was ten years ago.

Fuck Buddies areawesome. No strings attached and blow your mind sex. Those days are longover and done.


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#13
03-22-2009, 04:57 PM
ramseycat Wrote:
Duchess Wrote:
ramseycat Wrote:BF is my first real FWB.
Stop it !...Call him your lover or.. or... SOMETHING ELSE !...No more BF or FWB or any of that shit !! :Diablo:
He is my Friend with Benefits.
That's much better...Stop with the BF bullshit...Better yet, call him, "my bitch". ::gigg::
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03-22-2009, 04:58 PM
ramseycat Wrote:He is my Friend with Benefits.
I want one. *sigh* 21 ::bang::

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03-22-2009, 05:01 PM
Was that a "streaking" smiley ?
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03-22-2009, 05:06 PM
Sinister Wrote:
ramseycat Wrote:He is my Friend with Benefits.
I want one. *sigh* 21 ::bang::

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I want one too... but...
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#17
03-22-2009, 05:15 PM
The two times that I gave birth and the doctor said nothing in the vagina for 8 weeks.
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03-22-2009, 06:02 PM
D Wrote:
Sinister Wrote:
ramseycat Wrote:He is my Friend with Benefits.
I want one. *sigh* 21 ::bang::

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I want one too... but...
Detroit is too far away. Smiley_emoticons_razz

*snork* ::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::

You're crushing Syber's hopes that she is your "forever and always", you heartless bastard!! ::finger::
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03-22-2009, 06:09 PM
Sinister Wrote:*snork* ::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::

You're crushing Syber's hopes that she is your "forever and always", you heartless bastard!! ::finger::
Me in a nutshell!

On another note... my friend "K" used to live in Monroe... now she is in Flint. And no, never had FWB there either. Damn!
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03-22-2009, 06:13 PM
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Sinister Wrote:*snork* ::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::

You're crushing Syber's hopes that she is your "forever and always", you heartless bastard!! ::finger::
Me in a nutshell!

On another note... my friend "K" used to live in Monroe... now she is in Flint. And no, never had FWB there either. Damn!
As I told another pal tonight; everyone needs to have a friends with benefits relationship. It just makes somethings easier. 116
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