If Ramsey was a dog..

[ramseycat]

Perfect! I'm even getting my nails done.

I just took MJ for a walk. A bunch of little kids were playing in the court. They all ran over to pet her and she was all wiggly and happy. Giving kisses. She is so sweet.

[crash]

Ramsey -

That's better..

[Duchess]

That dog's not black.

[crash]

That dog's not black.

It's half black..

[Duchess]

It's a Beagle.

[crash]

Yeah.. Placid and predictable, lays on the lounge a lot.

[Duchess]

I've had 3 and placid & predictable wasn't my experience with them. They loved to run the woods and creek.

[crash]

All three did the same yet they weren't predictable? Did they bite anyone? Were they overly aggressive and yappy?

[aussiefriend]

Crash

[Duchess]

All three did the same yet they weren't predictable? Did they bite anyone? Were they overly aggressive and yappy?

My first one ate a couch & would bay every time I left home. She'd run herself ragged and then drop like a rock.

My second one was perfect in almost every way except for she was a murdering little bitch. She'd hunt all the live long day. She once trotted up to me outside and I thought she had a small twig in her mouth, it was a baby bunnie's leg. Same as the other one, she'd run all day.

My last one only lasted with me for 3 months, I returned her to the man she came from, I told him I didn't want the money back just please take the dog. She was the debil and I couldn't bond with her, I've never had that happen with an animal before. She would never settle down.

They all bayed but only one bit someone. The UPS guy.

[ramseycat]

I want a better Coach bag. I don't really like that one.

[username]

Yeah.. Placid and predictable, lays on the lounge a lot.

That sounds a lot like Clang.





Has he been around or did he finally keel over from a heart attack or something?

[ramseycat]

She bit the UPS guy because he brought the wrong Coach Bag.

[crash]

My first one ate a couch & would bay every time I left home. She'd run herself ragged and then drop like a rock.

My second one was perfect in almost every way except for she was a murdering little bitch. She'd hunt all the live long day. She once trotted up to me outside and I thought she had a small twig in her mouth, it was a baby bunnie's leg. Same as the other one, she'd run all day.

My last one only lasted with me for 3 months, I returned her to the man she came from, I told him I didn't want the money back just please take the dog. She was the debil and I couldn't bond with her, I've never had that happen with an animal before. She would never settle down.

They all bayed but only one bit someone. The UPS guy.

I think you should stick to horses. You bring out the worst in dogs.

[Carsman]

If'in I was a dog, this would be me.

[aussiefriend]

You ungrateful Crash you should give me some feedback.

[aussiefriend]

I'm sad, I have logged on this morning and no one has posted anything new in the If Ramsey was a dog thread. I hope it hasn't drifted into the archives. I have had so much fun in this thread.

[crash]

You ungrateful Crash you should give me some feedback.

I was being nice. HotD posted the same picture about two days before you. I didn't want to point out the obvious that you were either dull or ignorant. Again.

But thanks for the sentiment. I spend more time with one of those on my head than off at times.

[BlueTiki]

I spend more time with one of those on my head than off at times.

You know she's thinking about you and the Village People's construction worker.

And her ex . . .

[HairOfTheDog]

You aussies are sniffing glue -- both of you!

Duchess posted the same Crash-as-a-dog pic, the one with the hardhat, upthread -- wasn't me.

My canine vision of the tall man hasn't changed.



^ This is how I see Crash, after howling at the moon all night and collapsing on the couch at the end of the trot of shame (fame?).