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name your perversion!
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10-13-2009, 12:24 PM
I accidentally downloaded horse fucking fat chic porn... and I had to watch it. Over, and over, and over again. I couldn't wrap my mind around how that monster horse cock fit into her snatch. My god, talk about the barn door swinging open. Yet, I was strangely aroused by it.
10-13-2009, 12:25 PM
ramseycat Wrote:I wish I had a friggin' doughnut. =pjackboots Wrote:i have another deep dark secret...i don't eat donuts. i know this is unacceptable behavior in cops, and might deprive all the fucking geniuses of the opportunity to excercise their wit and originality. after all, NOBODY ever thought of donut/cop jokes before! please don't tell my sheriff! OH THE SHAME AND DISHONOR! :Really? Being a cop aside, how can you not eat donuts??? It's DONUTS!! (btw - it's not spelled 'donut') ::thumbs::
10-13-2009, 12:27 PM
jackboots Wrote:SyberBitch Wrote:I like to pass around pictures of myself on the internet with various objects shoved up my ass, preferably while wearing nothing but leather straps and having oral sex with transexuals on pool tables in nightclubs.you're close! ::lmao:: Ok, having oral sex with transexuals, and they're eating doughnuts? :kiss::
10-13-2009, 12:27 PM
D Wrote:I accidentally downloaded horse fucking fat chic porn... and I had to watch it. Over, and over, and over again. I couldn't wrap my mind around how that monster horse cock fit into her snatch. My god, talk about the barn door swinging open. Yet, I was strangely aroused by it.This has to be the winner because the rest of us were LYING. ::lmao::
10-13-2009, 12:27 PM
LuMPyPussy Wrote:ROFLD Wrote:I accidentally downloaded horse fucking fat chic porn... and I had to watch it. Over, and over, and over again. I couldn't wrap my mind around how that monster horse cock fit into her snatch. My god, talk about the barn door swinging open. Yet, I was strangely aroused by it.This has to be the winner because the rest of us were LYING. ::lmao:: sad... but true!!! 
10-13-2009, 12:32 PM
SyberBitch Wrote:I wish I had a friggin' doughnut. =pEclairs oozing their creamy goodness, covered in dark chocolate...Apple fritters that the Amish chicks make...Boardwalk fries sprinkled w/vinegar...pizza w/everything, extra garlic...domino's breadsticks...ice cream, lots & lots of ice cream...The entire food counter at the Amish market........Ima havin' a meltdown here ::death:: ![[Image: Zy3rKpW.png]](https://i.imgur.com/Zy3rKpW.png)
10-13-2009, 12:34 PM
SyberBitch Wrote:LuMPyPussy Wrote:ROFLD Wrote:I accidentally downloaded horse fucking fat chic porn... and I had to watch it. Over, and over, and over again. I couldn't wrap my mind around how that monster horse cock fit into her snatch. My god, talk about the barn door swinging open. Yet, I was strangely aroused by it.This has to be the winner because the rest of us were LYING. ::lmao:: Yes, but then I shared the site with Syber and she watched the woman's husband taking it in the ass from the horse. So I think she has me beat.
10-13-2009, 01:05 PM
Okay, if we're going to be truthful here...
Cadbury cream filled eggs. I have to avoid the candy aisle at Easter or I'll buy some and pop an entire one in my mouth. It's disgusting.
10-13-2009, 01:26 PM
Duchess Wrote:Fatty!SyberBitch Wrote:I wish I had a friggin' doughnut. =pEclairs oozing their creamy goodness, covered in dark chocolate...Apple fritters that the Amish chicks make...Boardwalk fries sprinkled w/vinegar...pizza w/everything, extra garlic...domino's breadsticks...ice cream, lots & lots of ice cream...The entire food counter at the Amish market........Ima havin' a meltdown here ::death:: 
10-13-2009, 01:36 PM
BROTHER Wrote:Duchess Wrote:Fatty!SyberBitch Wrote:I wish I had a friggin' doughnut. =pEclairs oozing their creamy goodness, covered in dark chocolate...Apple fritters that the Amish chicks make...Boardwalk fries sprinkled w/vinegar...pizza w/everything, extra garlic...domino's breadsticks...ice cream, lots & lots of ice cream...The entire food counter at the Amish market........Ima havin' a meltdown here ::death:: Eclairs oozing their creamy goodness, covered in dark chocolate...Apple fritters that the Amish chicks make...Boardwalk fries sprinkled w/vinegar...pizza w/everything, extra garlic...domino's breadsticks...ice cream, lots & lots of ice cream...The entire food counter at the Amish market........Ima havin' a meltdown ![[Image: sig_clear.png]](http://www.twitchinkitten.com/cmne/albums/userpics/10001/sig_clear.png)
10-13-2009, 01:40 PM
SyberBitch Wrote:it is here!ramseycat Wrote:I wish I had a friggin' doughnut. =pjackboots Wrote:i have another deep dark secret...i don't eat donuts. i know this is unacceptable behavior in cops, and might deprive all the fucking geniuses of the opportunity to excercise their wit and originality. after all, NOBODY ever thought of donut/cop jokes before! please don't tell my sheriff! OH THE SHAME AND DISHONOR! :Really? Being a cop aside, how can you not eat donuts??? It's DONUTS!! 
10-13-2009, 02:18 PM
jackboots Wrote:you do "dishonor" the badge. thats for sure.SyberBitch Wrote:it is here!ramseycat Wrote:I wish I had a friggin' doughnut. =pjackboots Wrote:i have another deep dark secret...i don't eat donuts. i know this is unacceptable behavior in cops, and might deprive all the fucking geniuses of the opportunity to excercise their wit and originality. after all, NOBODY ever thought of donut/cop jokes before! please don't tell my sheriff! OH THE SHAME AND DISHONOR! :Really? Being a cop aside, how can you not eat donuts??? It's DONUTS!!
10-13-2009, 02:36 PM
Why how DARE ... I did NOT send pics of my privates to that English Fucking Muffin.
 
10-13-2009, 04:36 PM
Middle Finger Wrote:Why how DARE ... I did NOT send pics of my privates to that English Fucking Muffin.I defended your baby carrot, Frank. ::aww::
10-13-2009, 05:03 PM
LuMPyPussy Wrote:Middle Finger Wrote:Why how DARE ... I did NOT send pics of my privates to that English Fucking Muffin.I defended your baby carrot, Frank. ::aww:: Yeah, thanks for the "help."
10-13-2009, 06:11 PM
D Wrote:You lie!! bastard... I never was able to find those videos.SyberBitch Wrote:LuMPyPussy Wrote:ROFLD Wrote:I accidentally downloaded horse fucking fat chic porn... and I had to watch it. Over, and over, and over again. I couldn't wrap my mind around how that monster horse cock fit into her snatch. My god, talk about the barn door swinging open. Yet, I was strangely aroused by it.This has to be the winner because the rest of us were LYING. ::lmao::  Although I did try to show you the one with the horney donkey chasing the guy around in the field. As I remember though, your connection was too slow and you couldn't watch it. 
10-13-2009, 06:19 PM
Whenever I go "Out of State" I try and bring fake paternity papers complete with ugly baby pictures. I mail them to people that have pissed me off, or owe me money.:
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He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
10-13-2009, 06:21 PM
Maggot Wrote:Whenever I go "Out of State" I try and bring fake paternity papers complete with ugly baby pictures. I mail them to people that have pissed me off, or owe me money.:Good one! And nice avatar choice! lol ![[Image: 33.jpg]](http://www.mockforums.com/images/avatars/33.jpg)
10-13-2009, 07:00 PM
SyberBitch Wrote:Oh my god, that's the funniest thing I've seen all month! ::lmao::D Wrote:You lie!! bastard... I never was able to find those videos.SyberBitch Wrote:LuMPyPussy Wrote:ROFLD Wrote:I accidentally downloaded horse fucking fat chic porn... and I had to watch it. Over, and over, and over again. I couldn't wrap my mind around how that monster horse cock fit into her snatch. My god, talk about the barn door swinging open. Yet, I was strangely aroused by it.This has to be the winner because the rest of us were LYING. ::lmao:: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udT8iFsg7v0
10-13-2009, 07:27 PM
LuMPyPussy Wrote:[user=116]Oh my god, that's the funniest thing I've seen all month! ::lmao::Yep, that's the one! ::bigg:: Looks like they cut it a little short at the end though. I thought it was pretty funny too. |
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