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(06-20-2014, 12:32 PM)Baldawgbites Wrote: (06-20-2014, 01:18 AM)BlueTiki Wrote: (06-19-2014, 03:53 PM)Baldawgbites Wrote: I was an Eagles Message Board Legend...
Wow!
I didn't even know this type of shit existed.
I picture a bunch of thinning hair, athletic "has-beens" with pot bellies and one dominatrix.
What makes one a "legend" on this type of board?
Did you know that bars named "Eagle" are mostly for leather daddies and the bondage fetish crowd?
It's true.
A gay Packer told me so.
So . . . of the various types mentioned above, what one do you identify with most?
the first one without the dominatrix... I'm an Alpha male... YOU sound like you have experience with bondage... being my submissive will make you happy. And your hair isn't thinning... It's gone! 
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(06-20-2014, 12:32 PM)Baldawgbites Wrote: the first one without the dominatrix... I'm an Alpha male... YOU sound like you have experience with bondage... being my submissive will make you happy.
I was hoping for a leather daddy!
Sorry . . . Dono recruited me first, for his domination fantasy.
I can only wonder how different my life would be while pondering the question: " What if this bald dog propositioned me first?".
No worries . . . plenty of tomorrows await us.
Who knows what the future holds!
So "dawg" . . . what made you a legend on the Eagles Fan Board?
BTW - Welcome!
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(06-20-2014, 01:09 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: (06-20-2014, 12:32 PM)Baldawgbites Wrote: the first one without the dominatrix... I'm an Alpha male... YOU sound like you have experience with bondage... being my submissive will make you happy.
I was hoping for a leather daddy!
Sorry . . . Dono recruited me first, for his domination fantasy.
I can only wonder how different my life would be while pondering the question: "What if this bald dog propositioned me first?".
No worries . . . plenty of tomorrows await us.
Who knows what the future holds!
So "dawg" . . . what made you a legend on the Eagles Fan Board?
BTW - Welcome!
When it comes to witty banter and busting balls...
I can dish it out extremely well... and take it even better
I take everything in jest... because to laugh is to live... especially when I can laugh at myself.
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This thread makes me wanna jam a screwdriver in the door latch of my microwave then stick my fat head in ears and all and watch the plate spin around till my head explodes. I might even stick a purple crayon on the plate to judge when the fireworks will begin.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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(06-20-2014, 02:06 PM)Baldawgbites Wrote: When it comes to witty banter and busting balls...
I can dish it out extremely well...
I like a man who is unafraid to promote his prowess.
It tells me the AndroGel is finally working.
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(06-20-2014, 04:04 PM)Maggot Wrote: This thread makes me wanna jam a screwdriver in the door latch of my microwave then stick my fat head in ears and all and watch the plate spin around till my head explodes. I might even stick a purple crayon on the plate to judge when the fireworks will begin.
I'll be glad to hold the screwdriver there until the explosion...then I will spend some time rubbing your brain matter and blood all over my nude body while I cornhole your lifeless corpse... 
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(06-20-2014, 04:12 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: (06-20-2014, 02:06 PM)Baldawgbites Wrote: When it comes to witty banter and busting balls...
I can dish it out extremely well...
I like a man who is unafraid to promote his prowess.
It tells me the AndroGel is finally working.
I can't take steroids.. I'm so manly...That Chuck Norris writes incredible things about ME!
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(06-20-2014, 05:01 PM)Baldawgbites Wrote: I can't take steroids.. I'm so manly...
Yeah . . . and we wouldn't want your moobs to be confused with the side effect of gynecomastia.
However, I hear Norris IS a boob man.
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I had to look up AndroGel.
Learn something new every day -- wasn't aware that there were topical testosterone boosters on the market -- the marvels of modern medicine.
Anyway, sounds like a nifty thing for Baldawg, or any such needy man, to always have on hand. Hey, no judgement here (I wouldn't rub it in).
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(06-20-2014, 05:10 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: (06-20-2014, 05:01 PM)Baldawgbites Wrote: I can't take steroids.. I'm so manly...
Yeah . . . and we wouldn't want your moobs to be confused with the side effect of gynecomastia.
However, I hear Norris IS a boob man. Norris masturbates, and fantasizes about me giving him a mushroom stamp while I fist his rimmed out butthole.
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That's just fucked up, no matter how I look at it.
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(06-21-2014, 05:28 AM)Duchess Wrote:
That's just fucked up, no matter how I look at it.
Have I lost any skills from being away from RnR so long?
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I can't answer that, you were banned shortly after I first went there.
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(06-21-2014, 07:07 PM)Duchess Wrote:
I can't answer that, you were banned shortly after I first went there.
Then I'll say the answer is no... You won't know the difference..
I forget, how absent minded I can be sometimes.
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Mock is the polar opposite of the EMB. She's filled with mostly intellectual assholes, very few of them are vulgar except for me on occasion, usually when I'm calling old man Cheney a cocksucker and you won't see anyone posting about fucking someone's Mom or man on man butt sex.
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(06-22-2014, 05:51 AM)Duchess Wrote:
Mock is the polar opposite of the EMB. She's filled with mostly intellectual assholes, very few of them are vulgar except for me on occasion, usually when I'm calling old man Cheney a cocksucker and you won't see anyone posting about fucking someone's Mom or man on man butt sex.
ah, I see the level of humor must rise... thanks for the heads up.
I forget, how absent minded I can be sometimes.
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(06-22-2014, 10:04 AM)Baldawgbites Wrote: ah, I see the level of humor must rise... thanks for the heads up.
Another heads-up: some bitch just called you a spineless mutt down in the Some Honest Therapy forum.
Some of us are just assholes, without being all that intellectual. 
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Most of the people in here have degrees in one thing or another, they like smart conversation. That's not to say we don't fuck off because we do and we've spent days arguing about chili - beans or no beans, there just isn't much tolerance for teh stoopid.
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(06-22-2014, 12:21 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Some of us are just assholes, without being all that intellectual.
Just so everyone knows - I say that with much fondness & a great deal of pride.
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I know.
I like all the smart smart-asses in here, too.
And, ramseycat.
I love ramsey and I know she's smart -- this Dog is just trying and failing to get the Cat's back up these days.
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