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(08-08-2014, 12:01 PM)Duchess Wrote: (08-08-2014, 11:55 AM)Maggot Wrote: its only a little more than an acre.
I always picture you living in the country with acres of land and a big barn filled with stuff from the 20's & 30's and you play ceramic albums on an old victrola while you look over all your loot.
Well there is a bunch of woods and fields around me and a coal train can be heard on quiet summer nights in the distance. My barn has a potato sack in the corner with upside down plants in it that are almost ready.  We are lucky to have you sweetie.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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(08-08-2014, 10:53 AM)sally Wrote: (08-08-2014, 05:41 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: You people need to all stay out of my private parts! You don't know what I get up to. I still have to go the beach you know and there are rules. It's not one of those rude beaches.
Did they give you a warning first or did they just fine you right away? Fine straight up. They don't mess around with that shit.
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(08-08-2014, 11:55 AM)Maggot Wrote: (08-08-2014, 11:01 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: (08-08-2014, 10:53 AM)Duchess Wrote:
Whew. It's not until the 28th.
He's a Virgo, just like Bobby Boucher.
Mags, do you drive around town on your lawn mower by chance?
I still have a push mower its only a little more than an acre. But I have been thinking of getting a rider. Sheep would probably be cheaper.
And the sheep can provide Companionship on those lonely Friday Nights... 
I forget, how absent minded I can be sometimes.
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(08-08-2014, 12:15 PM)Maggot Wrote: We are lucky to have you sweetie.
I worry when people in here treat me kindly and more so now because no one has argued with you. Is everything okay?
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(08-08-2014, 01:53 PM)Baldawgbites Wrote: (08-08-2014, 11:55 AM)Maggot Wrote: (08-08-2014, 11:01 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: (08-08-2014, 10:53 AM)Duchess Wrote:
Whew. It's not until the 28th.
He's a Virgo, just like Bobby Boucher.
Mags, do you drive around town on your lawn mower by chance?
I still have a push mower its only a little more than an acre. But I have been thinking of getting a rider. Sheep would probably be cheaper.
And the sheep can provide Companionship on those lonely Friday Nights...
I have clamming boots.........
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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(08-08-2014, 12:15 PM)Maggot Wrote: a coal train can be heard on quiet summer nights in the distance.
Same here; well, kinda.
I can hear the Coltrane drifting from the living room into the kitchen. 
Hope you're feeling spry these days, Dr. M.
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(08-08-2014, 01:58 PM)Duchess Wrote: (08-08-2014, 12:15 PM)Maggot Wrote: We are lucky to have you sweetie.
I worry when people in here treat me kindly and more so now because no one has argued with you. Is everything okay?
I need to start pissing people off I've got the weekend..........
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You go, buddy, may the force be with you.
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(08-08-2014, 09:45 AM)Duchess Wrote:
Maggot & his fishing pole, yes.
Doesn't sound pure.
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My love & respect for Maggottyboo is as pure as the driven snow. I'd give him a kidney.
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Been a couple three years since I've logged in.....back in the Lisa days and her cock roach boyfriend....Yes, I think this forum is DAMN tough!
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How come you didn't sign in with your original account? You probably have more access with that one than with creating a new one.
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(08-08-2014, 03:33 PM)oldham Wrote: Been a couple three years since I've logged in.....back in the Lisa days and her cock roach boyfriend....Yes, I think this forum is DAMN tough! Wouldn't it have been easier to just say "been six years?"
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(08-08-2014, 03:30 PM)Duchess Wrote:
My love & respect for Maggottyboo is as pure as the driven snow. I'd give him a kidney.
But only one that you harvested from American Frat Boy in Tijuana... I'll get the Ice.
I forget, how absent minded I can be sometimes.
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I'm going to bookmark this thread to remind me of why I don't come round here so much these days..
Place is too tough.
(08-08-2010, 06:37 PM)The Immortal Maggot Wrote: May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders......
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Well...you need reminding. So I think that's a good idea.
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Ahhhhh Duchess, when you get old like me and forget a lot.....Tried different passwords, nothing worked, so here I am. BTW, we had an 18 y.o. female abducted in Bedford township, Mi. and I was looking for news, BUT all is well they found her ALIVE in a Detroit suburb. regards, oldham
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I forget, how absent minded I can be sometimes.
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