Dogs rule

[Cynical Ninja]

[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:

You have zero experience with this because you raise rats in a habitrail, you dope.

I have owned two dogs.

Neither of them talked, you know why?, because they were fucking dogs dipshit.

[Middle Finger]

You realize I used quotes and said "talked" meaning not English or human language, dope, but indicating unusually complex and/or responsive communication for a dog compared to a simple growl.

I'm going to have to, once again, adjust down my assessment of your ability to handle "advanced concepts" due to the brain damaged you've suffered watching hamsters fuck each other too much.

[SyberBitch]

Trying to make Frank look crazed because he said his dog 'talks', especially after he explained what he meant, is just dumb. We all know that he doesn't mean he has deep philosophical discussions with the dog. Some dogs ARE very 'vocal' and dogs who have close bonds with their owner, often DO sort of mimic our verbal patterns. It's especially common with certain breeds like shepherds and husky/malamute types. Dogs are also very good communicators, if you pay attention to them.

[D]

Trying to make Frank look crazed because he said his dog 'talks', especially after he explained what he meant, is just dumb. We all know that he doesn't mean he has deep philosophical discussions with the dog. Some dogs ARE very 'vocal' and dogs who have close bonds with their owner, often DO sort of mimic our verbal patterns. It's especially common with certain breeds like shepherds and husky/malamute types. Dogs are also very good communicators, if you pay attention to them.

Whats wrong with having a deep philosophical discussion with the dog? Just because all they do is listen doesn't mean its a BAD thing... sometimes its good to just talk it out for yourself. Though I'd have to agree that dogs communicate very well, though I think the problem here is that a lot of it is body language and subliminal communication and poor Opie just can't communicate on other wavelengths.

[Middle Finger]

Trying to make Frank look crazed because he said his dog 'talks', especially after he explained what he meant, is just dumb. We all know that he doesn't mean he has deep philosophical discussions with the dog. Some dogs ARE very 'vocal' and dogs who have close bonds with their owner, often DO sort of mimic our verbal patterns. It's especially common with certain breeds like shepherds and husky/malamute types. Dogs are also very good communicators, if you pay attention to them.

::thumbs:: Thank you for assisting me with Dope Management.

[Lady Cop]

Trying to make Frank look crazed because he said his dog 'talks', especially after he explained what he meant, is just dumb. We all know that he doesn't mean he has deep philosophical discussions with the dog. Some dogs ARE very 'vocal' and dogs who have close bonds with their owner, often DO sort of mimic our verbal patterns. It's especially common with certain breeds like shepherds and husky/malamute types. Dogs are also very good communicators, if you pay attention to them.

::thumbs:: Thank you for assisting me with Dope Management.

Frank's dope management...

[LuMPyPussy]

Trying to make Frank look crazed because he said his dog 'talks', especially after he explained what he meant, is just dumb. We all know that he doesn't mean he has deep philosophical discussions with the dog. Some dogs ARE very 'vocal' and dogs who have close bonds with their owner, often DO sort of mimic our verbal patterns. It's especially common with certain breeds like shepherds and husky/malamute types. Dogs are also very good communicators, if you pay attention to them.

::thumbs:: Thank you for assisting me with Dope Management.

Besides, you don't really need any help looking crazed.

[Middle Finger]

I'm not crazed ... I just deal with internet whackadoos.

[LuMPyPussy]

I'm not crazed ... I just deal with internet whackadoos.

Maybe you should consider taking a break from 24. ::aww::

[OnBendedKnee]

I'm not crazed ... I just deal with internet whackadoos.

Maybe you should consider taking a break from 24. ::aww::

That would be like asking this guy to stop making the donuts.

[FAHQTOO]

My cats have never done this.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29760059/?GT1=43001

Although my ragdoll cat does like to eat paper.

[FAHQTOO]

I'm not crazed ... I just deal with internet whackadoos.

Maybe you should consider taking a break from 24. ::aww::

That would be like asking this guy to stop making the donuts.

Well, since he's dead.......I don't think he is making anymore donuts.

[SyberBitch]

My cats have never done this.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29760059/?GT1=43001

Although my ragdoll cat does like to eat paper.

When I lived in CA, I remember one lovely summer day we were outside, doing some yard work when we heard our neighbor suddenly start screeching, cursing and wailing like a banshee in a leg-trap. We went over to the fence to see what was wrong and he was chasing one of his goldens around the yard. Tears were streaming down his face. We thought someone had died or something, but it turned out that he left his wallet on the ground and the dog had pulled his money out and eaten it (apparently a rather hefty sum of money). Poor guy.

[FAHQTOO]

When I lived in CA, I remember one lovely summer day we were outside, doing some yard work when we heard our neighbor suddenly start screeching, cursing and wailing like a banshee in a leg-trap. We went over to the fence to see what was wrong and he was chasing one of his goldens around the yard. Tears were streaming down his face. We thought someone had died or something, but it turned out that he left his wallet on the ground and the dog had pulled his money out and eaten it (apparently a rather hefty sum of money). Poor guy.

I would have to put a limit on how much money I would dig through dog shit to retrieve. Anything under a hundred.........I would just learn a lesson and let it go.

[The Antagonist]

Cat's don't raid the litter box looking for turd cookies. Dogs do.

Cat's don't roll in dead things or shit - dogs do.

Cats have dignity.

[FAHQTOO]

Cat's don't raid the litter box looking for turd cookies. Dogs do.

Cat's don't roll in dead things or shit - dogs do.

Cats have dignity.

Why do dogs eat cat shit???? Maybe they should be fed cat food to begin with.

[The Antagonist]

No one knows. Some think it's a dominance thing, some think it's a nutritional thing.

There's a thousand different theories. Some dogs eat their own shit, hot off the ass. Some think this is a female thing going back to when dogs were wild - clean up to keep predators away from their young.

But males and females do this.

They have stuff to feed dogs and cats so the shit tastes bad but goddamn, how much worse can it get? It's SHIT!

I just chalk it up to dogs are disgusting. I love them, but they're downright disgusting.