Surfing around, found a link to this forum. After scanning some posts I gotta say I'm happy to have found a little corner of the internet I can hang out in that I can relate to.

Cheers!

What exactly do you relate to?

Do you smell like a horse's ass like Duchess?

Welcome. I am not sure if we are related or not. But welcome anyway.

(04-22-2015, 01:54 PM)Bammerz Wrote: Surfing around, found a link to this forum. After scanning some posts I gotta say I'm happy to have found a little corner of the internet I can hang out in that I can relate to.

Cheers!

Hi there. Welcome to Mock.

User is right, many days I smell like a horse. Lucky me! Today isn't one of those days though.

I'm going to give you some access, I don't want you to molder in this ridiculous Intro forum, some won't like this move but as long as you're clever & interesting they'll get over it. Don't make me look bad for doing so.

Have fun.

(04-22-2015, 01:54 PM)Bammerz Wrote: Surfing around, found a link to this forum. After scanning some posts I gotta say I'm happy to have found a little corner of the internet I can hang out in that I can relate to.

Cheers!

My guess is: Bammerz thinks HotD yammers on for days on end, Duchess is a babbling idiot, User should be on the Maury Povich show, Ramsey says 1 interesting thing a year, and that all the guys here are pretty interesting.

Bammerz, let us know, please.

I look forward to him discovering who the babbling idiot really is. Hehehe

(04-22-2015, 03:34 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I look forward to him discovering who the babbling idiot really is. Hehehe

You like that one, don't you?

Fuck off MS. You're a dick.

(04-22-2015, 04:21 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Fuck off MS. You're a dick.

^ that was a little better.

Why did you pick that nos...........errr username. Would you like a nice avatar?

(04-22-2015, 04:35 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:

(04-22-2015, 04:21 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Fuck off MS. You're a dick.

^ that was a little better.

She'd still bang you.

Skeptical...

(04-22-2015, 04:53 PM)Jimbone Wrote:

(04-22-2015, 04:35 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:

(04-22-2015, 04:21 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Fuck off MS. You're a dick.

^ that was a little better.

She'd still bang you.

I would rather have my vagina close up than bang MS. He's a pig.

FQ2, where is he on Mock's fuck chain?

(04-22-2015, 05:43 PM)Duchess Wrote:

FQ2, where is he on Mock's fuck chain?

Who? MS? He's one step up from CN who's on the very bottom and always will be. I personally would fuck Clang before I would fuck MS. He's a pig.

(04-22-2015, 05:52 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: He's a pig.

Most babbling idiots are.

(04-22-2015, 05:54 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(04-22-2015, 05:52 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: He's a pig.

Most babbling idiots are.

Where did the new guy go? We need all of his info and pics so I know where to put him on the fuck chain.

Hi there Bammerz.

--Are you shallow and considered amongst the least fuckable person in any group?
--Do you happen to be exceedingly slow on the uptake?
--Are you sorely lacking compassion, comprehension, self-control, originality, and a decent set of balls?
--Is "creepy" an adjective that others frequently use to describe you?

If you answered "yes" to any of those inquiries, it's okay. If you're self-conscious about your shortcomings, simply post immediately after Midwest Spy as often as possible.

By comparison, you'll look like a wonderfully warm, strong, desirable, and virile genius.

If you answered "no" to all of those inquiries, tell us a little about yourself, if you're so inclined.

Welcome to Mock.

(04-22-2015, 05:57 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: Where did the new guy go? We need all of his info and pics so I know where to put him on the fuck chain.

Hahaha!

Once he reads this thread he may run as fast and as far as possible. His loss, huh.

(04-22-2015, 06:00 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Hi there Bammerz.

--Are you shallow and considered amongst the least fuckable person in any group?
--Do you happen to be exceedingly slow on the uptake?
--Are you sorely lacking compassion, comprehension, self-control, originality, and a decent set of balls?
--Is "creepy" an adjective that others frequently use to describe you?

If you answered "yes" to any of those inquiries, it's okay. If you're self-conscience about your shortcomings, simply post immediately after Midwest Spy as often as possible.

By comparison, you'll look like a wonderfully warm, strong, desirable, and virile genius.

If you answered "no" to all of those inquiries, tell us a little about yourself, if you're so inclined.

Welcome to Mock.

My, you are a Van Gogh with words.

Speaking of creepin', got my eye on this soon to be 30 year old....