I WISH...

[sally]

Which by the way you probably shouldn't be doing lol.

[Jimbone]

I love that there was an additional advice post sally.

Also ramsey, it's doobie. I would have let it slide even if you had put dubie.

But maybe you actually meant dude? Maybe you like to do a line, smoke a dude, then eat your face off on doritos. I mean after he's nutted, he's not going to care if you gorge on nacho cheese and pass out. He'll have been asleep for a half hour by then.

[ramseycat]

Dube. Short for doobie. Spelling doesn't matter.

[Clang McFly]

I trusted Duchess...and that's about as far as that photo will go.
Good Lord...Jager bombs are wayyyy too yummy.

Have you tried a red headed slut yet?
The drink you dirty minded fuckers.

heh. Sex on the Beach is good(to drink)also.

[imsuchawildflower]

I prefer dilaudid.

My dad died from that at 47. He overdosed a few times prior, but there was someone there to pound on his chest and bring him back. The last time no one was there.

From what I've heard it's a waste to swallow the pill, you have to shoot it and nod out.

I'm so sorry. Thats my age. So much life left to live:(

Oh. I wasn't aware this was something I could get without a migraine. O.o I'm not going to look into that though...I'm not all about losing everything I have and whoring myself out to afford my spot in the gutter. I'll just stick to licker...its quicker.

[imsuchawildflower]

I trusted Duchess...and that's about as far as that photo will go.
Good Lord...Jager bombs are wayyyy too yummy.

Have you tried a red headed slut yet?
The drink you dirty minded fuckers.

heh. Sex on the Beach is good(to drink)also.

Sex on the beach (literal sense)is not that great...the next day it felt like we used a sandpaper condom. Ouch.

[Clang McFly]

it felt like we used a sandpaper condom. Ouch.

was the sandpaper condom made from the skin of Duchess?

[imsuchawildflower]

Whoa.
I'm not going there...she has my boob pic. Lol

[Clang McFly]

Whoa.
I'm not going there...she has my boob pic. Lol

heh. Duchess knows I love her and I'm only teasing. You only mock the ones you love.

[Cutz]

I hate sand.

I wish sand stayed on the beach.

[username]

I wish my car wasn't possessed. I have a push button hatchback. About 10% of the time the hatchback opens and then just as me (or someone else) decides to reach in there and get something, the wicked thing starts closing again. Me and several kids have been whacked by the freaking thing. And, once it starts closing, there's no way to stop it except sheer muscle and a battle of wills. It's not easy...that motor (or whatever) is a strong little fucker. I know forcing it is eventually going to break it but it's not MY fault it's evil/possessed.

[Blindgreed1]

Whoa.
I'm not going there...she has my boob pic. Lol

Pics?

[sally]

I wish my car wasn't possessed. I have a push button hatchback. About 10% of the time the hatchback opens and then just as me (or someone else) decides to reach in there and get something, the wicked thing starts closing again. Me and several kids have been whacked by the freaking thing. And, once it starts closing, there's no way to stop it except sheer muscle and a battle of wills. It's not easy...that motor (or whatever) is a strong little fucker. I know forcing it is eventually going to break it but it's not MY fault it's evil/possessed.

I have the same thing on my SUV. That fucking thing is dangerous, I almost crushed my son with it one day. There is a button both on the hatchback and up front to operate it. He was getting something out of the back and I thought he was done so I pushed the button to close it and then I hear him yelling "what the hell are you doing trying to kill me." So ever since then I've been very aware of having the baby near it.

[Jimbone]

They don't stop and reverse? The two auto hatches I have will stop, beep, and go back up.

[sally]

You would think they'd have a safety feature to make it stop and reverse, but not this bitch. Stupid.

Then at the grocery store you have to make sure no one is walking by before you push the remote and knock them out with the damn thing. Mine is an SUV with the square back so it opens up straight out.

[Jimbone]

I'm going to go and test mine now just to make sure I'm not crazy.

If it doesn't work like I thought, that will be a pretty funny story to tell.

[sally]

My back seats also have a button to fold them down, but if there is anything or anyone in the seat it reverses. I don't know why the hatch wouldn't do the same. Like User said if it comes down on you, you either have to push it with all your strength or get out of there real quick.

[username]

They don't stop and reverse? The two auto hatches I have will stop, beep, and go back up.

Not even a little bit. The damn thing doesn't stop, doesn't have any motion sensor...nada. Me, my son and most of his friends have been smacked on the back of the head or shoulders on more than one occasion by the stupid thing. And in my case, it's not because I pushed the button prematurely...it just occasionally opens and then decides "screw this" and closes itself again. Possessed.

[Jimbone]

Ok, just tried mine. It barely touched me, beeped, and reversed.

[Midwest Spy]

Ok, just tried mine. It barely touched me, beeped, and reversed.

Ahhh...

The beauty of Kia technology.