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#21
11-17-2015, 07:11 PM
I actually think goofy things like that a lot.

They just don't pass my lips or fingertips very often.

But, since Biggie strikes me as a perverted man with a fetish or two, I figured what the hell.
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11-17-2015, 08:15 PM
I like HOTD more every day she's like ice cream, no bones.
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#23
11-17-2015, 09:05 PM
You wanna smell my finger, don't ya Maggot? 72
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11-17-2015, 09:46 PM
The only thing my finger has been up today is my vagina. And that's only because I'm sick and damn tired of other women ridiculing me and making fun of me for using sanitary pads instead of tampons so I gave the tampons another shot. Well that's the last damn time, they are way more gross than pads.

What do you do when you have to pee, change the damn thing every 20 minutes or just leave a piss soaked sponge in there? They are fucking disgusting.
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11-17-2015, 11:19 PM
Well, that was a disturbing visual. Yikes.
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11-18-2015, 03:04 AM
Ha Ha!
To be a feminist is simply to believe that everybody should be treated equally, regardless of sex. It means you think that there should be equality of the sexes economically, socially, politically and personally. When you put it like that, it’s surely difficult for anybody to deny being a feminist. But for such a simple concept, it is often dramatically misunderstood.



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11-18-2015, 03:05 AM
Pssst Sally: Diva Cup!

And why do you have to pee every 20 minutes?
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#28
11-18-2015, 07:41 AM
I think you better talk to her about her insertion technique or her pissing technique rather than other products. If she's pissing on her tampon she's doing something fucking wrong or she has broken vijayjay
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#29
11-18-2015, 10:34 AM
(11-18-2015, 07:41 AM)crash Wrote: I think you better talk to her about her insertion technique or her pissing technique rather than other products. If she's pissing on her tampon she's doing something fucking wrong or she has broken vijayjay

That's what I was thinking.
Newsflash Sal...you don't pee out of your vagina.
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11-18-2015, 10:48 AM
I know it comes from the urethra, but it still gets the string and the bottom of the tampon all wet.

I found it to be just a big fucking mess.
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#31
11-18-2015, 11:06 AM
(11-18-2015, 10:48 AM)sally Wrote: I know it comes from the urethra, but it still gets the string and the bottom of the tampon all wet.

I found it to be just a big fucking mess.

Remember how hot I used to think you were?

Image shattered.

You'll have to work hard to earn back my carnal desires.
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#32
11-18-2015, 11:28 AM
What was that I.Q. again?
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#33
11-18-2015, 11:43 AM
These little fuckers are gross and have nothing to do with IQ.

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11-18-2015, 12:23 PM
Yes they do!!!
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11-18-2015, 02:53 PM
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11-19-2015, 03:24 AM
These men know about tampons! That is for sure!

By the way Crash, Tampons-full of chemicals! Cancer causing chemicals!

Will every wearer get cancer from wearing tampons? No.
But putting that stuff in your body certainly does not help it any.
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11-19-2015, 03:46 AM
(11-19-2015, 03:24 AM)Love Child Wrote: Will every wearer get cancer from wearing tampons? No.

Only the ones God chooses.
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#38
11-19-2015, 06:49 PM
(11-18-2015, 10:48 AM)sally Wrote: I know it comes from the urethra, but it still gets the string and the bottom of the tampon all wet.

I found it to be just a big fucking mess.
Can we back track to the part where you had your fingers in your vijayjay?
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11-19-2015, 07:01 PM
(11-19-2015, 06:49 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:
(11-18-2015, 10:48 AM)sally Wrote: I know it comes from the urethra, but it still gets the string and the bottom of the tampon all wet.

I found it to be just a big fucking mess.
Can we back track to the part where you had your fingers in your vijayjay?

Sure, I was on the rag and they got all bloody sticking the toxic chemical infested thing up there. Then when you pee, sneeze or cough it pushes itself out like a little babies head crowning. Why women use those things is beyond me. Never again.
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11-19-2015, 09:23 PM
I love it when Sally makes me laugh!
To be a feminist is simply to believe that everybody should be treated equally, regardless of sex. It means you think that there should be equality of the sexes economically, socially, politically and personally. When you put it like that, it’s surely difficult for anybody to deny being a feminist. But for such a simple concept, it is often dramatically misunderstood.



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