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#41
11-19-2015, 09:46 PM
I wonder what a ping pong sounds like coming outta there.
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11-19-2015, 09:49 PM
(11-19-2015, 09:46 PM)Maggot Wrote: I wonder what a ping pong sounds like coming outta there.

Well stick one up your ass and find out.
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11-19-2015, 10:04 PM
That sounds really uncomfortable. You first.
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#44
11-19-2015, 11:12 PM
I've given birth three times, if anyone should have to stick a ping pong ball up their ass first it's you. You probably already have five of them in there in the form of pistachios and popcorn anyway.
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11-20-2015, 05:53 AM
Don't be messing with my pistachio love, its not that way.
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11-20-2015, 11:05 AM
(11-19-2015, 07:01 PM)sally Wrote:
(11-19-2015, 06:49 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:
(11-18-2015, 10:48 AM)sally Wrote: I know it comes from the urethra, but it still gets the string and the bottom of the tampon all wet.

I found it to be just a big fucking mess.
Can we back track to the part where you had your fingers in your vijayjay?

Sure, I was on the rag and they got all bloody sticking the toxic chemical infested thing up there. Then when you pee, sneeze or cough it pushes itself out like a little babies head crowning. Why women use those things is beyond me. Never again.
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