Hello I am Zero's Brother

[ramseycat]

I love Office Space!

[Ski at 1SKY6]

On the upside I know what time. My lunch and breaks are. Still need to ask when I start getting paid.

Dude, you are going to be Milton Waddams for sure.

nobody better try and steal my stapler. When I told my brother about having 3 supervisors, he referenced Office Space also. He said they'll all be telling me I need to fill out my TPS reports. Then he said tell Duchess: moist poop underpants.

Is she into that? I know she likes horses.

[Clang McFly]

On the upside I know what time. My lunch and breaks are. Still need to ask when I start getting paid.

Dude, you are going to be Milton Waddams for sure.

nobody better try and steal my stapler. When I told my brother about having 3 supervisors, he referenced Office Space also. He said they'll all be telling me I need to fill out my TPS reports. Then he said tell Duchess: moist poop underpants.

Is she into that? I know she likes horses.

She Luvs wearing them.

[sally]

Mr Clang McFly,

How was your first day at work?

Long and boring, except for the end of the day when I had to wait an hour after work to catch the bus home, and then the bus didn't stop so I had to wait another hour for my brother to pick me up. No phone work yet, it will be at least two weeks before I get my phone/computer login. Months before I'm put on the phone, and months before I get my permanent pass/ID badge. Right now they have me doing some filing. On the upside I know what time. My lunch and breaks are. Still need to ask when I start getting paid.

It sounds like a bad first day of school, except no one tried to stuff your fat ass in a locker.

Where's your car?

[Clang McFly]

Where's your car?

in the driveway, saving $13 in parking fees. It's only $6 round trip on the bus.

[sally]

Right now they have me doing some filing.

The Penske file?

[username]

Jesus Christ, don't reveal your desperate self by immediately asking for a pay check. That's just wrong. It's the government FFS so it may seem disorganized but they will get around to paying you.

You have to sit around quite a few more days working the worm before the government gets around to paying you but then they will....regularly. Don't premature ejaculate paycheck talk, nutbutt.

[Ski at 1SKY6]

Right now they have me doing some filing.

The Penske file?

Our tax dollars at work.

I hope all goes well and no one will be going postal tomorrow, because they figure you are being trained to replace them.

[Clang McFly]

Right now they have me doing some filing.

The Penske file?

Our tax dollars at work.

I hope all goes well and no one will be going postal tomorrow, because they figure you are being trained to replace them.

it'll just be me going postal on the bus service if they don't pick me up again. I'm lodging a formal complaint against Yankee Trails tomorrow and lodging a boot up their ass if I miss the bus again.

[Carsman]

About Duchess but she has warned me that her language can be blunt. Does she looks like a beer maid on horseback?

Did Zero warn you of my propensity for calling people a faggot? I sure hope he did. Forewarned is forearmed as they say.

About Duchess but she has warned me that her language can be blunt. Does she looks like a beer maid on horseback?

Did Zero warn you of my propensity for calling people a faggot? I sure hope he did. Forewarned is forearmed as they say.

She just explained what happened, but I can't find the thread. I have her side but not yours.

So have asked this before, (just curious) is it HE or SHE?

Zero is a she and I am her younger brother. She was a tom-boy when we were growing up and fearless go-getter at sports.

Thanks Ski, tell Zero I miss her photoshop posts that always made me laugh. See if you can get her to come back and Mock it again.

[Carsman]

Mr Clang McFly,

How was your first day at work?

Long and boring, except for the end of the day when I had to wait an hour after work to catch the bus home, and then the bus didn't stop so I had to wait another hour for my brother to pick me up. No phone work yet, it will be at least two weeks before I get my phone/computer login. Months before I'm put on the phone, and months before I get my permanent pass/ID badge. Right now they have me doing some filing. On the upside I know what time. My lunch and breaks are. Still need to ask when I start getting paid.

Everything is in baby steps, baby steps, easier on you, not getting deluged with a hundred things all at once.

And as for the bus, when you see the bus coming, wave your hands so the driver sees you.
And if that doesn't work, take a slight step out and let the bus just graze you. Then you could sue the bus company for millions and not have to work at all!

[Jimbone]

Everything is in baby steps, baby steps, easier on you, not getting deluged with a hundred things all at once.

And as for the bus, when you see the bus coming, wave your hands so the driver sees you.
And if that doesn't work, take a slight step out and let the bus just graze you. Then you could sue the bus company for millions and not have to work at all!

I think the proper way for Clang to hail the bus is to stick and stockinged leg out off the curb, isn't it?

[BlueTiki]

Only if the driver is black and a chubby-chaser.

[sally]

Or he could just change into his daisy dukes after work and hitch hike.

[Maggot]

Shut the fuck up all of you. I'm trying to eat lunch.

[Blindgreed1]

Shut the fuck up all of you. I'm trying to eat lunch.

Mmmmm.... Gazpacho.

[Donovan]

Too bad I missed this at lunch I would have told Maggot not to think about Clang ' s dirty thong bikini while he ate.

[sally]

I would have told Maggot not to think about Clang ' s dirty thong bikini while he ate.

Flung in the corner of the room over his old Taco Bell bags and soda cans.

[username]

Why isn't Zero posting? You'd think she/he/it might want to join the conversation with her brother newly registering.

[Jimbone]

Curious, ain't it user?