Hello I am Zero's Brother

[Ski at 1SKY6]

I'm giving you an A+ on your homework because of that. And and and ................yup, a gold star on the blackboard.

You just made me remember first grade. I had a teacher named Mrs. Ostroff who graded that way. She also had a peculiar talent of digging her bear claw fingernails into the top of your head as punishment. That was just a prelude for third grade where Mrs. Davis had a wooden paddle in the cloakroom and you could here your fellow classmates getting wacked.

[Older Than Dirt]

I posted about 10 minutes ago and I don't see it. Seems to be a pattern lately. Anyway I learned to say a lot here instead of alot. Lol

[Maggot]

Clang, I only wanted to tell you that this is a wonderful time of life for you. Don't let any of it go by without enjoying it. There won't be any more merry-go-rounds, no more cotton candy, no more band concerts. I only wanted to tell you that this is a wonderful time for you. Now. Here. That's all, Clang. That's all I wanted to tell you. God help me. That's all I wanted to tell you.

[Ski at 1SKY6]

Hi ski. Sorry I'm late. My pantyhose kept ripping and my bra strap kept breaking and just couldn't decide what dress to wear...and oh yeah I'm a dude.

Nice to meet you Clang McFly.

At 17 years old my buddy and I were rowdy and got kicked out of the tiny white tower hamburger joint in Camden. We were warned we would never get back in there as long as this angry waitress was working. So on a dare I dressed in my mothers clothes and her wig and we drove back there. My buddy waited outside across the street looking in the front window to see what happened. The remarkable thing that night was how a car full of guys courteously stopped to watch me cross the street. Thank God they they didn't come in to eat.

[Ski at 1SKY6]

I posted about 10 minutes ago and I don't see it. Seems to be a pattern lately. Anyway I learned to say a lot here instead of alot. Lol

Never too old to learn. Nice to meet you, Older Than Dirt.

[Clang McFly]

Clang, I only wanted to tell you that this is a wonderful time of life for you. Don't let any of it go by without enjoying it. There won't be any more merry-go-rounds, no more cotton candy, no more band concerts. I only wanted to tell you that this is a wonderful time for you. Now. Here. That's all, Clang. That's all I wanted to tell you. God help me. That's all I wanted to tell you.

Thanks. I'll certainly try my best to enjoy my life right now. If I can move out away from my dad and brother I think I'd enjoy life even more since I be free to be more the real me.

[Ski at 1SKY6]

Clang, I only wanted to tell you that this is a wonderful time of life for you. Don't let any of it go by without enjoying it. There won't be any more merry-go-rounds, no more cotton candy, no more band concerts. I only wanted to tell you that this is a wonderful time for you. Now. Here. That's all, Clang. That's all I wanted to tell you. God help me. That's all I wanted to tell you.

Thanks. I'll certainly try my best to enjoy my life right now. If I can move out away from my dad and brother I think I'd enjoy life even more since I be free to be more the real me.

Caitlyn Jenner had a similar dilemma. Watch your speed while driving and don't tailgate.

[Clang McFly]

Hi ski. Sorry I'm late. My pantyhose kept ripping and my bra strap kept breaking and just couldn't decide what dress to wear...and oh yeah I'm a dude.

Nice to meet you Clang McFly.

At 17 years old my buddy and I were rowdy and got kicked out of the tiny white tower hamburger joint in Camden. We were warned we would never get back in there as long as this angry waitress was working. So on a dare I dressed in my mothers clothes and her wig and we drove back there. My buddy waited outside across the street looking in the front window to see what happened. The remarkable thing that night was how a car full of guys courteously stopped to watch me cross the street. Thank God they they didn't come in to eat.

heh. I haven't had the courage or privacy from family members to go out dressed as a woman since I lived in my own apartment in Menands like 8 years ago. Highlights from that include walking down a path and into the apartment parking lot thinking no one around and walking into a car with some guy in it, walking around outside the apartment and have the maintence staff drive by whistling and catcalling, and my brother who was living with me, almost catch me dressed as a woman because work sent him home early.

[Clang McFly]

Clang, I only wanted to tell you that this is a wonderful time of life for you. Don't let any of it go by without enjoying it. There won't be any more merry-go-rounds, no more cotton candy, no more band concerts. I only wanted to tell you that this is a wonderful time for you. Now. Here. That's all, Clang. That's all I wanted to tell you. God help me. That's all I wanted to tell you.

Thanks. I'll certainly try my best to enjoy my life right now. If I can move out away from my dad and brother I think I'd enjoy life even more since I be free to be more the real me.

Caitlyn Jenner had a similar dilemma. Watch your speed while driving and don't tailgate.

I never tailgate. That's just rude. But yeah I do have a leadfoot. I've gotten a speeding ticket in both April and May.

[Ski at 1SKY6]

Clang, I only wanted to tell you that this is a wonderful time of life for you. Don't let any of it go by without enjoying it. There won't be any more merry-go-rounds, no more cotton candy, no more band concerts. I only wanted to tell you that this is a wonderful time for you. Now. Here. That's all, Clang. That's all I wanted to tell you. God help me. That's all I wanted to tell you.

Thanks. I'll certainly try my best to enjoy my life right now. If I can move out away from my dad and brother I think I'd enjoy life even more since I be free to be more the real me.

Caitlyn Jenner had a similar dilemma. Watch your speed while driving and don't tailgate.

I never tailgate. That's just rude. But yeah I do have a leadfoot. I've gotten a speeding ticket in both April and May.

Be careful. Those points add up to a possible suspension. Then they will ask you to take one of those dumb tests in order to keep you license. Or attend classes. Here is a refresher if it helps.

1. Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May.
...What was the third child's name?




2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall and he wears size 13 sneakers
.. ...What does he weigh?




3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered,
.... what was the highest mountain in the world?




4. How much dirt is there in a hole
...that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?




5. What word in the English language
...is always spelled incorrectly?




6. Billy was born on December 28^th, yet his birthday is always in the summer.
....How is this possible?

7. In California, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg.
...Why not?




8. What was the President's name
.... in 1975?




9. If you were running a race,
...and you passed the person in 2^nd place, what place would you be in now?




10. Which is correct to say,
.... "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?




11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field,
...how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field?

Here are the Answers

1. Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April The second child was named May. What was the third child's name?




Answer: Johnny, of course

2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall, and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?




Answer: Meat.




3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?




Answer: Mt. Everest; it just wasn't discovered yet. [You're not very good at this are you?]




4. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?




Answer: There is no dirt in a hole.




5. What word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly?




Answer: Incorrectly

6. Billy was born on December 28^th, yet his birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?




Answer: Billy lives in the Southern Hemisphere

7. In California, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?




Answer: You can 't take pictures with a wooden leg. You need a camera to take pictures.




8. What was the President's name in 1975?




Answer: Same as is it now - Barack Obama [Oh, come on.....]




9. If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2^nd place, what place would you be in now?




Answer: You would be in 2^nd. Well, you passed the person in second place, not first.




10. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?




Answer: Neither, the yolk of the egg is yellow [duh!]




11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field?




Answer: One. If he combines all of his haystacks, they all become one big one.

[Clang McFly]

Clang, I only wanted to tell you that this is a wonderful time of life for you. Don't let any of it go by without enjoying it. There won't be any more merry-go-rounds, no more cotton candy, no more band concerts. I only wanted to tell you that this is a wonderful time for you. Now. Here. That's all, Clang. That's all I wanted to tell you. God help me. That's all I wanted to tell you.

Thanks. I'll certainly try my best to enjoy my life right now. If I can move out away from my dad and brother I think I'd enjoy life even more since I be free to be more the real me.

Caitlyn Jenner had a similar dilemma. Watch your speed while driving and don't tailgate.

I never tailgate. That's just rude. But yeah I do have a leadfoot. I've gotten a speeding ticket in both April and May.

Be careful. Those points add up to a possible suspension. Then they will ask you to take one of those dumb tests in order to keep you license. Or attend classes. Here is a refresher if it helps.

1. Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May.
...What was the third child's name?




2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall and he wears size 13 sneakers
.. ...What does he weigh?




3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered,
.... what was the highest mountain in the world?




4. How much dirt is there in a hole
...that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?




5. What word in the English language
...is always spelled incorrectly?




6. Billy was born on December 28^th, yet his birthday is always in the summer.
....How is this possible?

7. In California, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg.
...Why not?




8. What was the President's name
.... in 1975?




9. If you were running a race,
...and you passed the person in 2^nd place, what place would you be in now?




10. Which is correct to say,
.... "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?




11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field,
...how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field?

Here are the Answers

1. Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April The second child was named May. What was the third child's name?




Answer: Johnny, of course

2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall, and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?




Answer: Meat.




3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?




Answer: Mt. Everest; it just wasn't discovered yet. [You're not very good at this are you?]




4. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?




Answer: There is no dirt in a hole.




5. What word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly?




Answer: Incorrectly

6. Billy was born on December 28^th, yet his birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?




Answer: Billy lives in the Southern Hemisphere

7. In California, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?




Answer: You can 't take pictures with a wooden leg. You need a camera to take pictures.




8. What was the President's name in 1975?




Answer: Same as is it now - Barack Obama [Oh, come on.....]




9. If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2^nd place, what place would you be in now?




Answer: You would be in 2^nd. Well, you passed the person in second place, not first.




10. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?




Answer: Neither, the yolk of the egg is yellow [duh!]




11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field?




Answer: One. If he combines all of his haystacks, they all become one big one.

[Duchess]

About Duchess but she has warned me that her language can be blunt. Does she looks like a beer maid on horseback?

Did Zero warn you of my propensity for calling people a faggot? I sure hope he did. Forewarned is forearmed as they say.

[Ski at 1SKY6]

About Duchess but she has warned me that her language can be blunt. Does she looks like a beer maid on horseback?

Did Zero warn you of my propensity for calling people a faggot? I sure hope he did. Forewarned is forearmed as they say.

You have a strange way of saying hi to someone you just met. Did you fall off your horse?

[Duchess]

You have a strange way of saying hi to someone you just met.

What gave you the idea I was saying hi to a stranger?

[Ski at 1SKY6]

You have a strange way of saying hi to someone you just met.

What gave you the idea I was saying hi to a stranger?

Mock is no stranger to me but I am a stranger to Mock.

[Jimbone]

This thread jumped the shark on page 1, when the first post was previewed before being posted.

[Ski at 1SKY6]

About Duchess but she has warned me that her language can be blunt. Does she looks like a beer maid on horseback?

Did Zero warn you of my propensity for calling people a faggot? I sure hope he did. Forewarned is forearmed as they say.

She just explained what happened, but I can't find the thread. I have her side but not yours.

[sally]

This thread jumped the shark on page 1, when the first post was previewed before being posted.

If I give you a straw, will you please go and suck the fun out of someone else's day?

[Maggot]

I've got half a mind to take the spaces outta that post.......geez!!!

The other half just says fuckit maggot that's like work.

[Clang McFly]

This thread jumped the shark on page 1, when the first post was previewed before being posted.

If I give you a straw, will you please go and suck the fun out of someone else's day?

go fuck yourself, jimmy boner.