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I need some chicken soup!
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#41
03-01-2020, 05:58 PM
Hope that doesn't get you hooked on "pain killers"! Have a speedy Recovery!
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03-01-2020, 06:04 PM
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03-01-2020, 06:06 PM
they gave me 90 percocet a week ago, i could take 12 a day. i've taken six total in that time.
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03-01-2020, 06:44 PM
That's great, you must have a high threshold of pain. 
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03-01-2020, 06:48 PM
Pain killers actually make me feel even worse, I get all itchy and nauseous from them. Unless its demerol, that's the good stuff. But they dont like to give that out once you leave the hospital.
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#46
03-01-2020, 07:01 PM
Yeah, I got oxi coton or however its spelled and only took 1 or 2 I had 15 left and saved them for quite a while until I sold them.

It's amazing how bruises work they look real bad for a few weeks.
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03-02-2020, 08:52 AM
70's music cures all
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03-03-2020, 06:47 AM
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03-03-2020, 03:41 PM
(03-01-2020, 07:01 PM)Maggot Wrote:  until I sold them.

I can't believe how much you can get for that shit on the street.   My ex husband's sister went on a pain pump, since she didn't need the pills anymore,  she sold off her stash.  Ended up making almost 5 grand.
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#50
03-05-2020, 11:08 AM
eye need some cheering up today
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#51
03-05-2020, 07:24 PM
I can dance and sing out of key. Would that help, honey?
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03-05-2020, 08:12 PM
(03-05-2020, 07:24 PM)Duchess Wrote: I can dance and sing out of key. Would that help, honey?
Shake that ass.
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#53
03-10-2020, 02:17 PM
can't wait until thursday to get my cast off, have a brace coming today and i own a saw...
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#54
03-10-2020, 02:23 PM
Is it itching like crazy?

Has it been too awful?

How long are you out of work?

How long before you can take your bike out again?

How are you, honey?

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03-10-2020, 02:26 PM
(03-10-2020, 02:23 PM)Duchess Wrote: Is it itching like crazy?

Has it been too awful?


one can only hope....
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#56
03-10-2020, 02:28 PM
it fucking sucks, want to go riding so bad. and take a normal shower
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03-10-2020, 02:29 PM
Wooooo. You never cuss.
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#58
03-10-2020, 02:34 PM
I'm sorry it's been so awful for you. I know it sucks to be inactive. You've got to think about wearing some protection out there. Seriously. Do you wear a helmet? Get some elbow pads now. Knee pads too. I'd want you to wear a GPS as well. Ahahahaha. Totally not kidding.
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03-10-2020, 02:51 PM
i was wearing a full face helmet and long sleeve shirt because i was getting too much sun.
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#60
03-10-2020, 03:40 PM
You got seriously hurt & you were all alone. THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN SAY THAT WILL KEEP ME FROM BEING A NAG ABOUT THIS!
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