PICK YOUR ASSHOLE -- BIGGEST ASSHOLE OF THE YEAR...

[Maggot]

Yeah, she does say some things that really make a person just shake their heads.

[HairOfTheDog]

Yeah, she does say some things that really make a person just shake their heads.

If you had to spend 24 hours in a (fully stocked, comfortable) room with one of the following highly opinionated women, which one would you pick?:

1. Oprah
2. Ann Coulter
3. Hillary Clinton
4. Sarah Palin
5. aussiefriend

[FAHQTOO]

Yeah, she does say some things that really make a person just shake their heads.

If you had to spend 24 hours in a (fully stocked, comfortable) room with one of the following opinionated women, which one would you pick?:

1. Oprah
2. Ann Coulter
3. Hillary Clinton
4. Sarah Palin
5. aussiefriend

Oprah.

I'd like to tell that racist bitch a thing or two.
Or Aussie...only if by fully stocked, you mean there's weed too.

[HairOfTheDog]

^ Oh yeah, there's weed, munchies, and a full bar.

But, there is no form of entertainment other than what can be created by the two people confined to the room.

P.s. I'm smiling picturing you and Oprah holed up together -- imagine if Oprah turned out to be a full-on hilarious stoner.

[Duchess]

I'd choose Aussie over them all. I'd give a lot to get her fired up on weed. I think it would be hilarious. I might die laughing.

[Donovan]

Dick Cheney wins hands down, that scumbag was responsible for more deaths just to line his own pockets than anyone since the National Socialists.

[FAHQTOO]

I'd choose Aussie over them all. I'd give a lot to get her fired up on weed. I think it would be hilarious. I might die laughing.

That would be hilarious. I was going to say Aussie first, but I have a few things I want to say to that fat black bitch. No weed for Oprah.

[Duchess]

That would be hilarious.

I laugh just thinking about it. I'd have to find a way to have you there, you wouldn't want to miss that.

[FAHQTOO]

That would be hilarious.

I laugh just thinking about it. I'd have to find a way to have you there, you wouldn't want to miss that.

Haha...Me and Aussie would end up being best friends.

We need to pick a weekend this summer, meet half way, get a hotel room, get stoned for 2 days and gossip about everyone in Mock.

Maybe not the last part...I'm not much into gossip, and I like everyone in here.

[Duchess]

We need to pick a weekend this summer, meet half way, get a hotel room, get stoned for 2 days

That would be fun, huh, a lot of laughs. I used to think that those who cultivated friendships online were a bit of a flake but that was before I ever hungout with a group of people who I got to know through their words & pix. I have a better understanding of how it happens now.

[HairOfTheDog]

I'd choose Aussie over them all. I'd give a lot to get her fired up on weed. I think it would be hilarious. I might die laughing.

That would be hilarious. I was going to say Aussie first, but I have a few things I want to say to that fat black bitch. No weed for Oprah.

You're tough, FAHQTOO.

Still, if Oprah likes to smoke herself some weed, I think she'd bring her own and then some.



Oprah --she knows how to win friends and influence people.

[Duchess]

That's fantastic! You get a pound and you get a pound and you get a pound....

That's even better than a cheese cave.

[aussiefriend]

highly inflammatory blasphemous rhetoric towards my BFF. You guys need to shut this roadshow down and share indiscriminately. If Oprah was going to smoke, it would be the best shit money could buy on the planet. Put that in your peace pipe and smoke it. Funny buggers.

[aussiefriend]

I only had soft drinks and potato chips in the mini bar at that hotel we stayed at. I wouldn't touch any alcohol. No more for me, I'm too old, my body can't take it.

[Duchess]

I wouldn't touch any alcohol.

That's why I want to smoke some weed with you. It might not be on par with Oprah's pot but at $400 an oz. it's not too shabby.

[aussiefriend]

oh Duch, peer pressure.

[HairOfTheDog]

Can we add stupid asshole to the list?

We've got a lot of exceptionally smart but sleezy self-serving assholes on the list -- definitely room for a stupid asshole.

Bieber has been in the headlines on a few news sites over the last couple of days. Pretty newsworthy stuff, no doubt. Seems Bieber and team are displeased by allegedly false claims that his new Calvin Klein ads have been Photoshopped to enhance his muscles and bulge -- blasphemous!



^ The Photoshopped vs. the original, per BreatheHeavy (they've since received a cease and desist letter from Beiber's legal team).

The kid is a good looking asshole, either way, IMO. But, yeah, he does seems a little dimwitted when he speaks. He's only 20 though, so maybe he'll wisen up before he blows it (or not).

[FAHQTOO]

Can we add stupid asshole to the list?

We've got a lot of exceptionally smart but sleezy self-serving assholes on the list -- definitely room for a stupid asshole.

Bieber has been in the headlines on a few news sites over the last couple of days. Pretty newsworthy stuff, no doubt. Seems Bieber and team are displeased by allegedly false claims that his new Calvin Klein ads have been Photoshopped to enhance his muscles and bulge -- blasphemous!



^ The Photoshopped vs. the original, per BreatheHeavy (they've since received a cease and desist letter from Beiber's legal team).

The kid is a good looking asshole, either way, IMO. But, yeah, he does seems a little dimwitted when he speaks. He's only 20 though, so maybe he'll wisen up before he blows it (or not).

The only person I want to see in CK undies is Marky Mark Walburg. He's fucking hot...then and now. IMO.

[Duchess]

Marky Mark Walburg. He's fucking hot...then and now. IMO.

His wife sorta kinda called out that Bieber brat. She tweeted something about Mark's ad not having to be photoshopped. I must have read that in the Daily Mail.

[HairOfTheDog]

A flashback for FAHQTOO.






And, this one's for me. Travis Fimmel.