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#161
02-20-2020, 05:16 PM
Dufuses make it dangerous when the try to beat the train, that they know is coming!

They don't want to wait for it to pass, so they race it, sometimes they make it, and some times they don't! The End!
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#162
02-20-2020, 05:45 PM
Cars, did you try to beat the train again?
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#163
02-21-2020, 08:46 PM
I know better than that!

BTW, are you calling me a Dufus" 79
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#164
02-21-2020, 08:49 PM
(02-21-2020, 08:46 PM)Carsman Wrote: BTW, are you calling me a Dufus" 79


No, there wouldn't be any misunderstanding if I was. I was pulling your leg.   Awink
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02-21-2020, 09:10 PM
Oh, Leg pulling, some legs feel better then others when pulled! Smiley_emoticons_skeptisch Smiley_emoticons_wink Smiley_emoticons_stumm
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#166
02-21-2020, 09:10 PM
Don't do that he has a wooden leg, the other one got run over by a train. Cars is a good soul though.
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#167
03-30-2020, 08:45 PM
CBS used pictures of Italian hospitals and said it was a New York hospital.
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Kathy Griffith said she was in the hospital for Coronovirus ......She had just come back from Mexico
And just had a case of Montezuma's revenge. 
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That is all. ..........Today.
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#168
03-31-2020, 08:39 PM
Well that is pretty effed up

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#169
11-03-2020, 01:05 AM
Copy and pasting from my phone
Russian "sausage king" killed with a crossbow.

https://www.bbc.com/news/amp/world-europ...ssion=true

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11-03-2020, 01:20 AM
You put the massage in sausage.
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11-03-2020, 01:28 AM
Apparently.
According to my dream last night

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03-28-2021, 02:17 PM
We're supposed to trust these yahoos having access to as many guns as they want. 'Merica!    78

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03-28-2021, 02:37 PM
Relaxed Drink  Everyone has a hobby.
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#174
03-28-2021, 03:02 PM
hah  You fucker! Ahahahahaha! You're such a wise ass and I'm not talking about the comment. Goddamn that's funny.
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#175
03-28-2021, 03:24 PM
A church in the Poconos asked worshipers to bring their AR-15 style weapons to a ceremony to be blessed. The church refers to the weapons as the "rod of iron". 

I really need to get over being gobsmacked by what churches do. 
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03-28-2021, 03:57 PM
(03-28-2021, 03:24 PM)Duchess Wrote: A church in the Poconos asked worshipers to bring their AR-15 style weapons to a ceremony to be blessed. The church refers to the weapons as the "rod of iron". 

I really need to get over being gobsmacked by what churches do. 

Doesn't it strike you as odd that our culture is completely saturated with violence, from top to bottom, including "news" programming that sensationalizes it day in and day out, while feigning indignation and outrage?
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03-31-2021, 07:52 PM
Heh. I'm beginning to hate all of it, not in a violent way but in a way to get around all this nuttyness. The private sector usually moves 2X faster than the public sector.
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04-01-2021, 07:59 PM
Andrew Cuomo: To add to New York's woes,

New York needs to raise taxes to offset $8.7 billion deficit because of the pandemic lockdowns he ordered himself! 
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04-01-2021, 08:11 PM
That was my stage name.
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#180
03-15-2022, 10:12 AM
Ohio's governor has signed into law a bill that allows citizens to conceal carry without a permit. No training nor background checks required. How does this make communities safer?
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