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...or beachtail. Yeah. It's a thing.
It's being marketed as "an elegant statement piece made of a three-inch metal chain with a few “dangle parts” on it that accentuates the vagina".
uhhhh...I don't know what to say. I'll let it speak for itself.
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Clang could add that to the wardrobe?
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That's not a good idea, it'll get wrapped around his saggy nuts and cut off circulation.
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That's what our society has come to. Vagina jewelry.
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I feel sorry for Karen Lynn Williams. "A Beach Tail" will never be the same.
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One side turns the light on and the other starts the fan.
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(08-19-2017, 07:32 PM)Maggot Wrote: That's what our society has come to. Vagina jewelry.
Only Japanese society and only a small portion of it, as far as I can tell.
I love Japan and the country has given us some really great stuff like sashimi, Toyota (2004 Tacoma owner here), Pong, karate, the Walkman, sake, and a whole lot more.
But, I'm hoping like hell that the bejeweled beach tail is a case of 'what happens in Japan stays in Japan'...... like batshit crazy game shows where people clip nipples to each other and run off in opposite directions, tuna and seaweed pizza (okay, it's not all that bad), Kentucky Fried Chicken for Christmas dinner, grown men with The Seven Dwarfs dolls lining the back windows of their cars, used underwear vending machines, capsule motels... Kowai, neh?
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(08-19-2017, 11:44 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Clang could add that to the wardrobe?
(08-19-2017, 01:26 PM)sally Wrote: That's not a good idea, it'll get wrapped around his saggy nuts and cut off circulation.
Beachtails, WOO HOO!
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Its all a joke that I hope no one over here falls for! (probably) (hopefully) Ugh.
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Oh shoot. :(
I hope the Japanese silicone camel-toe underwear I ordered is a real thing.
It's a real pain getting that sexy camel-toe look the natural way.
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If the women are going to get charmed up I want to see the men do the same. Now what can we get them to do? Bedazled nipples?
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I never even knew what a camel toe was until the last few years. I had to go to the Urban Dictionary to find out what it was after seeing it talked about. *sigh*
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(08-21-2017, 12:13 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Oh shoot. :(
I hope the Japanese silicone camel-toe underwear I ordered is a real thing.
It's a real pain getting that sexy camel-toe look the natural way.
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A really skinny girl could wear that underwear "backwards", and then have an bodacious booty!
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(08-21-2017, 04:02 PM)Carsman Wrote: (08-21-2017, 12:13 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Oh shoot. :(
I hope the Japanese silicone camel-toe underwear I ordered is a real thing.
It's a real pain getting that sexy camel-toe look the natural way.
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A really skinny girl could wear that underwear "backwards", and then have an bodacious booty!
I think it would look more like she shit her pants.
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(08-21-2017, 01:26 AM)Love Child Wrote: If the women are going to get charmed up I want to see the men do the same. Now what can we get them to do? Bedazled nipples?
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That's kinda like crotch cleavage isn't it?
Or plumbers butt.
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I'll take HotD in stockings, garter and crotchless panties... thankyouverymuch
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In the pantry with a candle stick.
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(08-21-2017, 08:59 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I'll take HotD in stockings, garter and crotchless panties... thankyouverymuch
How'd you guess what I'm currently wearing?
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