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Maggots Christmas tip #19
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12-21-2017, 08:16 PM
When baking something after setting the timer on the oven remember to turn on the oven. But if it happens remember the microwave is always there.
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12-21-2017, 10:21 PM
And if that fails, remember lots of your favorite local restaurants deliver and are open on Christmas Day.
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12-22-2017, 09:04 PM
Christmas tip #18

When putting the extension on the mailbox to keep it out there after the snow plow goes by never stick cold nails in your mouth.
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12-23-2017, 12:01 AM
Christmas tip #17

Don't tell your daughters that their brother is your favorite kid, it kind of puts a damper on the holiday season.
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12-23-2017, 01:28 PM
Christmas Tip #18

When your wife says she wants ‘something’ from Santa, she means an actual gift and not sex.
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12-23-2017, 02:48 PM


I'd like a miniature donkey & some pygmy goats. If I didn't have to work I'd be a goat herder.

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12-23-2017, 02:49 PM


Being a goat herder struck me as hilarious. Ahahaha.

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12-23-2017, 02:57 PM
I could be a goat herder!

Christmas Tip # 1

Wait to announce big news until after the holidays.
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12-23-2017, 04:14 PM
Christmas tip #13

Be careful not to regift a gift to the same person who gifted you the gift in the first place. 50
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12-23-2017, 04:39 PM
(12-23-2017, 02:49 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Being a goat herder struck me as hilarious. Ahahaha.

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I laughed out loud Smiley_emoticons_biggrin when I read that!
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12-23-2017, 07:51 PM
How do these Christmas tip numbers work? last I saw we were on tip number 17 and going down, but MS moved it back to 18, LC moved it to 1 and HotD somehow figured 13 . Doesn't seem right to be just picking numbers at random. Get your thread under control, Maggot.
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12-23-2017, 07:59 PM
I hope you get the whole thing sally.
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12-23-2017, 09:00 PM
(12-23-2017, 07:51 PM)sally Wrote: How do these Christmas tip numbers work? last I saw we were on tip number 17 and going down, but MS moved it back to 18, LC moved it to 1 and HotD somehow figured 13 . Doesn't seem right to be just picking numbers at random. Get your thread under control, Maggot.

Are you complaining again, it sure sounds like you're complaining, its not my fault people are numb like a tooth filled with Novocaine.
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12-24-2017, 07:04 AM
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Christmas Tip # 1.1, Tips sometimes go Tipsy! hah
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12-24-2017, 08:21 AM
See what I mean!!
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12-24-2017, 11:55 AM
Actually HotD was right, at least she's not a fucking moron. I left off at tip #17, Dumbass MS should have been #16 but he put 18 instead, Duchess would have been #15 if that was intended as a tip, LC would be tip#14 and HotD at #13 which she said.
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12-24-2017, 12:31 PM
I truly believe LC is in Heaven and discusses Mock with the Lord. I wonder what they talk about. Apart from all the people she has met that were mysteries, including JonBenet Ramsey, I wonder what she says to God regarding our posts. I believe she would be actively interested and happy that she is still very much a part of Mock. I hope God has explained to LC where I am coming from so that she understands me better than before, although I must say, we were on good terms even though we had some misunderstandings when I was being trolled and ganged up on. At least she helped to get rid of that hideous Riotgear.
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12-24-2017, 03:16 PM
I think God might have more important things to do than explaining to LC why you're such a dingbat.

Or maybe he does have plenty of time on his hands, it's not like he's busy ending wars and helping starving children or anything.
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12-24-2017, 03:39 PM
(12-24-2017, 03:16 PM)sally Wrote: I think God might have more important things to do than explaining to LC why you're such a dingbat.

Or maybe he does have plenty of time on his hands, it's not like he's busy ending wars and helping starving children or anything.

I have no doubt that he may be explaining my dingbat status, but the crime forum was very important and personal to LC and she made an impact and a difference with her input into those threads. It was hard work. I have no doubt God would have shared all the truth and hard work as to what she did. And I think some of the victims and relatives would have thanked her for her work. If you don't believe in God that's fine, but if you do, then you have to know there is some conversation going on up there, it's not all Elvis concerts and Frank Sinatra appearances. Of course they would be talking about it, and discuss how OJ is going to die a slow painful death.
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12-24-2017, 03:50 PM
Mrs. Pauline used the same pot we do.


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