So, you require...

[Luke Warmwater]

abhorrent behavior and I do what I can toincite depravityaccording to your standards butwhere does it get me? Mr. "middle" freaking out that my required persona is too risky....give me a fucking break.

I'm a water rights broker, if you don't like my quirky spin-off on that theme to gain entrance then you caneat me.

[Borndragon]

Middle Finger is afraid of his own shadow and Sinister is just pissed because she hit menopause the exact same day her loser boyfriend
got outta jail for raping old ladies.

I'll piss on you anytime, Troll.

[Middle Finger]

Am I being called a tulip, again? Sally called me that recently. I never quite got over it.

[LuMPyPussy]

Am I being called a tulip, again? Sally called me that recently. I never quite got over it.

Tulips sort of resemble labia. Two lips... get it? Sally insulted the hell out of you. ::haha::

[Luke Warmwater]

Am I being called a tulip, again? Sally called me that recently. I never quite got over it.

were you on her organ again?

[Middle Finger]

abhorrent behavior and I do what I can toincite depravityaccording to your standards butwhere does it get me? Mr. "middle" freaking out that my required persona is too risky....give me a fucking break.

I'm a water rights broker, if you don't like my quirky spin-off on that theme to gain entrance then you caneat me.

It's gonna be fun torturing you, "water rights broker." Disgusting, filthy, water rights broker. Can you believe this shit? A fucking water rights broker. Thanks - thanks for brokering water rights - rights that probably aren't 100% yours to begin with. Crook.

Don't listen to Borndragon - he's a good guy but a little fucked up in the head. He's still finding himself. He used to be a corrupt Air Rights Broker, but some Water Rights Broker peed on him and he's never been the same since.

[Middle Finger]

Am I being called a tulip, again? Sally called me that recently. I never quite got over it.

were you on her organ again?

She wishes ... she's a functioning alcoholic that wants me pretty badly. She's smart, but she called me a tulip so ... she's now a smartass bitch on the shit list until she shows me some pics of her breasts (and if they are too small she goes right back to Newbie hell, where you are).

[Middle Finger]

I hope Sinister takes her sweet ass time with this one ... make him rot in here until he cries a little.

[Borndragon]

[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:

Don't listen to Borndragon - he's a good guy but a little fucked up in the head.  He's still finding himself.  He used to be a corrupt Air Rights Broker, but some Water Rights Broker peed on him and he's never been the same since.

MF, you fucker....what ever happened to 'I promise I won't tell anyone about your Air Rights Broker days'?



Borndragon ~ last time I confide in you ::cuthead::

[Luke Warmwater]

Brokering doesn't require a paper hat like your job does...I'll bet you look almost distinguished in a cunt cap, eh?



ps, just wait until the feds turn off the tap to californicatia later this spring....I'm going to be one happy muthafucka.

[Borndragon]

[user=154]Luke Warmwater[/user] wrote:

I'll bet you look almost distinguished in a cunt cap, eh?

What the fuck you on about?...I didn't know MF was in the Air Force?

[Duchess]

Whattsa cunt cap ?...Anything like an asshat ?

[LuMPyPussy]

Whattsa cunt cap ?...Anything like an asshat ?

This is what we called a cunt cap when I was in the AF:

[Middle Finger]

[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:

Don't listen to Borndragon - he's a good guy but a little fucked up in the head. He's still finding himself. He used to be a corrupt Air Rights Broker, but some Water Rights Broker peed on him and he's never been the same since.

MF, you fucker....what ever happened to 'I promise I won't tell anyone about your Air Rights Broker days'?



Borndragon ~ last time I confide in you ::cuthead::

Not in your wildest, warmest dreams ... weirdo.

[Middle Finger]

Brokering doesn't require a paper hat like your job does...I'll bet you look almost distinguished in a cunt cap, eh?



ps, just wait until the feds turn off the tap to californicatia later this spring....I'm going to be one happy muthafucka.

Just shut the fuck up and make sure people have their water, or whatever the hell it is you do.

[Liquid]

8 posts so far does not cut it. going to have to be more aggressive then that to get in ass clown. step it up already.

[SyberBitch]

abhorrent behavior and I do what I can toincite depravityaccording to your standards butwhere does it get me? Mr. "middle" freaking out that my required persona is too risky....give me a fucking break.

I'm a water rights broker, if you don't like my quirky spin-off on that theme to gain entrance then you caneat me.

Aside from a brow-raisingly piss poor first post "FUG EWE and FUG DAH KUND", this little newb has a few things going for him. He was smart enough to meet the reqs, he seems fairly literate, he made a swift recovery from above mentioned first post and he (so far) appears to be a few steps above the drooling idiots who have been applying recently.

On the downside, we haven't yet been given much of a glimpse into who this person is, whether they have something more interesting to talk about than water, and whether or not he is just another version of the same thing we've been getting, but with ribbons in his hair.

So, a few questions, Newb. You'll have to answer them eventually, so you may as well start now so we'll know you a little better and might not be bored out of our skulls waiting to see whether or not Sin likes you.

1. How did you find/hear about Mock?
2. How old are you?
3. How do you like your eggs cooked?
4. Top or bottom?

Thanks.

[LuMPyPussy]

abhorrent behavior and I do what I can toincite depravityaccording to your standards butwhere does it get me? Mr. "middle" freaking out that my required persona is too risky....give me a fucking break.

I'm a water rights broker, if you don't like my quirky spin-off on that theme to gain entrance then you caneat me.

Aside from a brow-raisingly piss poor first post "FUG EWE and FUG DAH KUND", this little newb has a few things going for him. He was smart enough to meet the reqs, he seems fairly literate, he made a swift recovery from above mentioned first post and he (so far) appears to be a few steps above the drooling idiots who have been applying recently.

On the downside, we haven't yet been given much of a glimpse into who this person is, whether they have something more interesting to talk about than water, and whether or not he is just another version of the same thing we've been getting, but with ribbons in his hair.

So, a few questions, Newb. You'll have to answer them eventually, so you may as well start now so we'll know you a little better and might not be bored out of our skulls waiting to see whether or not Sin likes you.

1. How did you find/hear about Mock?
2. How old are you?
3. How do you like your eggs cooked?
4. Top or bottom?

Thanks.

I suspect Sinister likes him very much.

[QueenBee]

1. How did you find/hear about Mock?
2. How old are you?
3. How do you like your eggs cooked?
4. Top or bottom?

5. Do you realize your avatar has the wrong finger up?

6. If you could be anywhere but here, then why aren't you there?

7. Boxers or briefs?

8. why should we hire you?

[SyberBitch]

1. How did you find/hear about Mock?
2. How old are you?
3. How do you like your eggs cooked?
4. Top or bottom?

5. Do you realize your avatar has the wrong finger up?

6. If you could be anywhere but here, then why aren't you there?

7. Boxers or briefs?

8. why should we hire you?

I think these questions should be added to the 'required' section, don't you?
::lmao::