Hello

[Duchess]

You'll be working while I'm sleeping. You must just be getting done when I see you in here so early most mornings. Mock is the first thing I check on every single day.

[Rootilda]

I take it you haven't looked through MEMBER'S PHOTO GALLERY in the private forum. If you had you would understand why Rootilda said that.

I don't believe that. I didn't hunt down the member's photo gallery, I just clicked on her photo thread when I viewed "today's posts" and there's no way this obsessive-compulsive creeper hasn't done the same. Her name and avatar are like rotting fish to a dog, he's gotta roll all over it, drooling uncontrollably and getting a little doggy boner.

[Fry Guy]

This sounds like a whole lot of sexual fantasies and angst over me. I think there is a bit of projected sexual angst and obsessive-compulsiveness in play but not from myself.
I guess I need to ask you directly "As you have already played out sexual transformative fantasies about male members on here and have put it out and have shared it, why do I excite you in this way and how can I throw a metaphorical bucket of water on you?

[Maggot]

What happened to the fisherman guy? Did he fall through the ice? That happens sometimes.  Then we get his truck and stuff. Maybe even his dog. 

[MirahM]

WHAT WHAT WHAT?!
1. I thought Root had Fry blocked.
2. You can't get away from the FACT that FRYGUY told me to electrocute myself in a bathtub! Which maybe taking a little toy in the bathtub would be fun, but anyways and
3. SEXUAL FANTASIES?!
4. I'll take the dog. Whats its name?

[Fry Guy]

WHAT WHAT WHAT?!
1. I thought Root had Fry blocked.
2. You can't get away from the FACT that FRYGUY told me to electrocute myself in a bathtub! Which maybe taking a little toy in the bathtub would be fun, but anyways and
3. SEXUAL FANTASIES?!
4. I'll take the dog. Whats its name?

1. No Rootilda did not block me. She pretended she did so she could virtue signal.
2. I do not want to get away from that fact but I would like you to be honest as to what I ACTUALLY said and the context. But if I can't get that I will accept the humour of how much it triggered you.
3. Yes a "lady" who has proclaimed herself as likely the oldest person here (As I know some people here are in their 60's, I will assume she is in her 70's - 80's) is FANTASISING about your's truly. She is assuming I have looked for what the people on here look like and that doing so is " like rotting fish to a dog, he's gotta roll all over it, drooling uncontrollably" and as a final act has imagined me having a "doggie boner".
So let me spell it out for you. An geriatric septuagenarian or octogenarian woman is fantasising about me being sexually excited (based on not a lot) and in such detail and assumption AND tries to paint ME as an obsessive compulsive creeper for the imagined sexual creepiness that she has just shown.
4. What dog? The one with the doggie boner? That is supposed to be me. Whether she has imagined me as a "doggie" who is excited and has a "boner" or whether she thinks I am behaving like a dog and is imagining my human boner as a consequence of "doggie" behaviour, or whether she is imagining me as a man with a "doggie" boner is really neither here nor there. She is fantasing about me sexually and imagining my penis.

This seems like a geriatric getting herself sexually frustrated over not a lot and lusting over disembodied text. Hell for all she project me lusting over a dog avatar with pink hair and photos on the board that she believes I both know about and have some investment over, she is the one showing actual complex sexualised fantasies aimed at male members here.

Hilarious. You go grandma. Get your freak on Rootilda. Share it on the board but I am as much into tree avatars as I am pink haired dog avatars. But whatever works I guess.

[MirahM]

Fisherman's dog from Maggot's post.

[MirahM]

You said YOU would FEEL BETTER if I "attempted" to BLOW DRY MY HAIR whilst I was in the BATH!

There.

Thank you for making me clarifying WHAT YOU SAID FRY GUY!

[Fry Guy]

You said YOU would FEEL BETTER if I "attempted" to BLOW DRY MY HAIR whilst I was in the BATH!

There.

Thank you for making me clarifying WHAT YOU SAID FRY GUY!

You can't get away from the FACT that FRYGUY told me to electrocute myself in a bathtub! Which maybe taking a little toy in the bathtub would be fun, but anyways and

So....it was not a "fact" that Fry Guy "told me to electrocute myself in a bathtub!". Was that a lie or was it a fact? You tell me? Was I instructing you to do anything at all or were you purposely misrepresenting?

[BigMark]

In his defense he is the fry guy.

[Clang McFly]

In his defense he is the fry guy.

He's a fry guy. I'm surprised his master Ronald MacDonald hasn't reported him missing yet.

[BigMark]

His master is you in a dominatrix outfit.

[Clang McFly]

His master is you in a dominatrix outfit.

Oh yeah....I forgot. I like him to call me Little Mark and rub me with KY Jelly.

[BigMark]

Whatever blows up your skirt missy.

[Duchess]

I see your freak flags flying, gentlemen. Good job!

[Clang McFly]

I see your freak flags flying, gentlemen. Good job!

That's not a flag. That's my penis, ma'am.

[Duchess]

[MirahM]

You said YOU would FEEL BETTER if I "attempted" to BLOW DRY MY HAIR whilst I was in the BATH!

There.

Thank you for making me clarifying WHAT YOU SAID FRY GUY!

You can't get away from the FACT that FRYGUY told me to electrocute myself in a bathtub! Which maybe taking a little toy in the bathtub would be fun, but anyways and

So....it was not a "fact" that Fry Guy "told me to electrocute myself in a bathtub!". Was that a lie or was it a fact? You tell me? Was I instructing you to do anything at all or were you purposely misrepresenting?

Using a blow dryer in the bath would be elecrocution. You didn't say I should do it, but you said you would feel better if I attempted to do it.
Go Fuck yourself Fuck Face.
I would feel much better if you did.

[BigMark]

With a five pound cucumber!

[Fry Guy]

You said YOU would FEEL BETTER if I "attempted" to BLOW DRY MY HAIR whilst I was in the BATH!

There.

Thank you for making me clarifying WHAT YOU SAID FRY GUY!

You can't get away from the FACT that FRYGUY told me to electrocute myself in a bathtub! Which maybe taking a little toy in the bathtub would be fun, but anyways and

So....it was not a "fact" that Fry Guy "told me to electrocute myself in a bathtub!". Was that a lie or was it a fact? You tell me? Was I instructing you to do anything at all or were you purposely misrepresenting?

Using a blow dryer in the bath would be elecrocution. You didn't say I should do it, but you said you would feel better if I attempted to do it.
Go Fuck yourself Fuck Face.
I would feel much better if you did.

Yes, that is right. I had not told you to do anything. I had suggested you take a long warm perfumed bath to feel better. A suggestion , not an order and not a directive. I then said you would feel better after that. Again not an order or a direction but rather a presumption. I then said if you blow dried your hair whilst in there I would feel better. Again not an order or directive.

So noone told you to kill yourself and you lied over and over spreading this lie about.....correct?

You seem angry and wanting to play the victim even against run of the mill mocking. I think you may find benefit holding your breath and counting to 1000