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Fisherman Offline
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#1
12-14-2018, 12:49 AM
I am new here and thought I would just see what this forum is like and if it is right for me.
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#2
12-14-2018, 12:58 AM
Hello new person!
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#3
12-14-2018, 09:27 AM
Hello New man.
https://www.flickr.com/clang_mcfly

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12-14-2018, 11:17 AM
Are we sure they're a man? I kind of took "fisherman" to be a genderless and generic term for those who fish. Perhaps I'm overthinking this.
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12-14-2018, 11:29 AM
Welcome to Mock, Fisherman.
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#6
12-14-2018, 01:11 PM
(12-14-2018, 12:49 AM)Fisherman Wrote: I am new here and thought I would just see what this forum is like and if it is right for me.

I used to be new here and hoped it was right for me but I was caged like an animal and there was a woman that wanted to keep me caged, she hated that I typed in italics and had a French manicure. I hope for better luck for you.

Welcome to Mock.
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12-14-2018, 01:18 PM
(12-14-2018, 11:17 AM)Rootilda Wrote: Are we sure they're a man? I kind of took "fisherman" to be a genderless and generic term for those who fish. Perhaps I'm overthinking this.
I was doing a play on Seinfeld. I'm not trying to assume gender.
https://www.flickr.com/clang_mcfly

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#8
12-14-2018, 01:27 PM
OOOH! That went right over my head. Apologies.
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#9
12-14-2018, 08:34 PM
Well now I am too distracted to welcome a new person, fisher of men or women or fish! I am thinking of Miss Duchess in a cage and me next to her and a french manicure.

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#10
12-14-2018, 09:32 PM
Where are you from and where do you fish? Ocean, rivers, lakes? Whore houses?
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#11
12-14-2018, 09:59 PM
Wow, these folk are rolling out the welcome mat for you. Newbie Hell no a thing anymore?
Times must have changed.
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#12
12-14-2018, 11:01 PM
SHUT THE FUCK UP FRY GUY

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12-14-2018, 11:02 PM
YOU ARE LIKE THE GUY STANDING ON MY PORCH AT HALOWEEN AND ALL YOU CAN SAY IS,

"OH NOW SHE IS HANDING OUT CANDY HUH?!"


wTF SHUT THE FUCK UP

Make IT STOP AND GO AWAY!

HERE TAKE YOUR SNICKERS BAR

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12-15-2018, 12:41 AM
(12-14-2018, 08:34 PM)MirahM Wrote: Well now I am too distracted to welcome a new person, fisher of men or women or fish! I am thinking of Miss Duchess in a cage and me next to her and a french manicure.
Duchess in a French maid outfit and me next to her in a matching outfit....mmmm....
https://www.flickr.com/clang_mcfly

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12-15-2018, 12:44 AM
(12-14-2018, 11:02 PM)MirahM Wrote: YOU ARE LIKE THE GUY STANDING ON MY PORCH AT HALOWEEN AND ALL YOU CAN SAY IS,

"OH NOW SHE IS HANDING OUT CANDY HUH?!"


wTF SHUT THE FUCK UP

Make IT STOP AND GO AWAY!

HERE TAKE YOUR SNICKERS BAR

It was a reasonable observation. You seem to be getting bent out of shape over it.

Hey, I have no problem with the different standards, no issue. As long as I am aware, I will adjust accordingly.

I recommend you draw a long warm bath, put in your favourite perfumed oils, set some soothing music. Then get in, tune out and relax. You will feel so much better.

If you then attempt to blow dry your hair whilst in the bath, then I will feel so much better
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#16
12-15-2018, 02:02 AM
Fuck you and Fuck off.

I was just blowing off steam. And Clang gets it.

You basically just told another person to electrocute themselves. That is real classy.

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#17
12-15-2018, 02:09 AM
But I did it creatively and on a mock forum. You are not going to go all "I'm offended" are you? No? Great.
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#18
12-15-2018, 02:11 AM
Hmmmmm
I seem to recall that you are the one that is STILL offended at something that HOTD said. YES?!

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12-15-2018, 02:44 AM
I dunno, what am I offended about?
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12-15-2018, 09:13 AM
(12-15-2018, 02:44 AM)Fry Guy Wrote: I dunno, what am I offended about?
Everything.
https://www.flickr.com/clang_mcfly

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