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. . . . . . . . . can your car be "totaled" while parked in a parking lot! That's "parking" lot!
Mine was, and now I'm forced to be in the market for a new car.
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Well, you've been having a streak of good luck lately.
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Speaking of streaks, wtf is clang?
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Oh no.
Altough-I know that happens in other places besides FL.
What kind of vehicle are you looking at getting? What did you have before?
Clang is "liking" on FB. Haven't seen him here though! WHY?!
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(06-02-2019, 11:14 PM)MirahM Wrote: Oh no.
Altough-I know that happens in other places besides FL.
What kind of vehicle are you looking at getting? What did you have before?
Clang is "liking" on FB. Haven't seen him here though! WHY?!
There are so many cars to choose from, gonna look at them all.
One new requirement I have is AWD, never had one of those, only FWD, & RWD.
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As a follow up. I can't praise STATE FARM Ins. co. highly enough!
I had Liberty Mutual auto insurance co. on my totaled car for over the last 6 years.
No claims ever, however, the premiums kept skyrocketing year after year. This year it hit $2,108.
So on May 8th of this year I just changed the insurance to "STATE FARM" insurance co. for $1,000 less.
Anyway, I can't believe my new State Farm insurance company took my car away on a flatbed truck
today, and more importantly, they just texted me saying they mailed me a check for over $2,700
more than it retails for at the dealerships! Yea ha, go State Farm! 
(I must admit, my car was in "mint" condition!)
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A woman in Florida was running around leaving porn filled Easter eggs for people. She said she was educating others. Ahahahahaha. She went around an entire county putting them in mailboxes. Porn filled eggs, how 'bout that.
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I wonder how you put porn in an egg???
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Used Condom. 
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(04-11-2020, 09:57 AM)cannongal Wrote: I wonder how you put porn in an egg???
It sounded like she was stuffing pamphlets inside of plastic eggs.
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Holy hell, the things that come up when you google 'porn in an egg'. Found the article though. it was little strips of paper she printed off her computer.
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You put the ornery in porn.
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She was putting images of homosexual porn in the eggs along with 1 goldfish cracker, a sheet of toilet paper and a powdered Crystal Light packet. The sheriff said she is a very deranged individual. Well I guess so .
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I didnt get bail, they sent me straight to the looney ward.
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So you're calling this the looney ward.
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How Humpty Dumpty of her. One Goldfish? WTF does that even mean?
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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It was something about her protesting homosexuals being accepted in churches. I guess the goldfish represents that jesus fish people like to put on the back of their cars, but I dont know what the sheet of toilet paper and drink packets were for.
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