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Just got an e-mail from a guy that's in Aruba this week:
"This place sucks! All the women in bikini's are blocking my view of the ocean"  He's there with his wife.
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Good news, everyone! Lions ate 3 poachers who broke into a South African game reserve to hunt rhinos.
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The problem with that is now they have to shoot the lions.
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I was just looking at a supermarket flyer. Are y'all aware there is Twinkies cereal? Good Lord. No wonder we are the fattest nation on earth.
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(03-10-2020, 12:34 PM)Duchess Wrote: I was just looking at a supermarket flyer. Are y'all aware there is Twinkies cereal? Good Lord. No wonder we are the fattest nation on earth. I have not heard of that, but it sounds gross. All three of my kids never liked cereal. I would sometimes try to push it on them because it's easier to make than their request for eggs and French toast and bacon. But they weren't having it.
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Good for you. It's fuckin' sugar. Gawd.
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We ate cherios and rice crispies and grape nuts during the week for breakfast. The first thing I bought when I had an allowance was sugary cereal.
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I eat Lucky Charms.
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I have not thought about grapenuts in years. I used to like those when I was a kid.
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what a coincidence, i had grape nuts as a kid.
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(03-10-2020, 02:14 PM)BigMark Wrote: captain crunch was great Is great. I eat that and Fruity Pebbles.
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Then finish off the roof of your mouth with lava hot pizza
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I think you chased Sally out of here by talking about your grape nuts.
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(03-10-2020, 05:57 PM)Duchess Wrote: I think you chased Sally out of here by talking about your grape nuts. No, I was thinking about what kind of nuts they would be now. Are there any nuts that are long and blue?
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The best cereal is free cereal.That way you can decide to eat it or not. I like Life cereal. But usually oatmeal with brown sugar, maybe a few raisins tossed in or grapes. With a splash of milk. It gives me a reason to take a dump around 7-10 in the AM.
Beware what the cereal Gods request.  They are very powerful.
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(03-10-2020, 05:53 PM)BigMark Wrote: Then finish off the roof of your mouth with lava hot pizza Or super spicy ramen, wings, hot sauce, beef jerky, sushi, Chinese food,etc. Even better. Lava hot food don't burn my mouth just my ass.
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