I have a problem

[MirahM]

I don't know what that means

I'm going back into my cave

yes
that cave

[cannongal]

He must love poptarts.

You find the weirdest things.    Actually,  I should have done this to the stepdaughter and sent her Clangs way.

[MirahM]

I wonder if I will ever find any guy acceptable.

#8 or whatever the latest is-the one from my past is reminding me of every detail of the night we slept together.
Oh my god
I mean I remember being in a hot tub naked with him and that was pretty hot, and then a bed, and then he reminds me of this:



Yes but you wouldn't stay the night with me after you made love to me and I really never understood why maybe you had to get up early and go to work I don't remember

Oh I remember why! Is it terrible to not want to be with a guy becuase of the way he made love? omg

[sally]

I like men that just really go to town hard if that helps you out any. I dont know.

[MirahM]

It does.
Thanks!

[sally]

Sometimes men think women want a gentle touch and thats kind of creepy. Thats not to say they need to knock your ovaries out of the park either. The ones that can manage a fine line in between are the best. So I've heard.

[cannongal]

I wonder if I will ever find any guy acceptable.

#8 or whatever the latest is-the one from my past is reminding me of every detail of the night we slept together.
Oh my god
I mean I remember being in a hot tub naked with him and that was pretty hot, and then a bed, and then he reminds me of this:



Yes but you wouldn't stay the night with me after you made love to me and I really never understood why maybe you had to get up early and go to work I don't remember

Oh I remember why! Is it terrible to not want to be with a guy becuase of the way he made love? omg

Nah,  I don't think that you'd find any guy acceptable.   Although,  you seem to mesh with Clang, maybe you should give him a chance,  I bet he makes a mean sammich.

[MirahM]

Yeah
Mean!

(Just kidding Clang, in case you read this)

I've known Clang for so long now. Crazy. More than 10 years for sure.

But this thread isn't about Clang! Its about me!

[Clang McFly]

Yeah
Mean!

(Just kidding Clang, in case you read this)

I've known Clang for so long now. Crazy. More than 10 years for sure.

But this thread isn't about Clang! Its about me!

Almost 20 for sure. It was what ²⁰⁰³⁄₂₀₀₄ we met. We had fun. I was crushing on you, you friendzoned me fast. (Maybe you thought I was gay? You did ask for my fashion advice one night)But anyway....back to the Mirah thread. (Sorry for taking over your thread if your reading this)

[BigMark]

You never make it to the endzone from the friendzone.

[Clang McFly]

You never make it to the endzone from the friendzone.

A duh!!!

[Cutz]

I wonder if I will ever find any guy acceptable.
#8 or whatever the latest is-the one from my past is reminding me of every detail of the night we slept together.

Don't worry, I'm sure candidate #37 for your summer fling that you decided you really don't want a summer fling will be the absolute perfect guy for a summer fling.

[BigMark]

I hope she eventually gets her toes curled and volunteer for the job.

[MirahM]

Well I was so horny last weekend that if my friend wasn't with me on the water I probably would have gone home with this guy, but so glad I didn't it would have been a huge mistake.

At least I can drive by all of the fire camps and lust over the hot hotshot guys and gals who are working hard to keep us safe.

#8 is totally annoying and I should have never began communicating with them again.

I did see #6 the other day and longed after him but then remembered why I had to say goodbye and I was both happy I got to see him but sad we weren't hanging out.

#1 wants to have another go-around. He is so annoying tho!

[Maggot]

I have to say that finding a guy just to get laid might not be the way to go. You should find a guy that really likes you and you can have a good conversation with. Go to a library, coffee shop, bookstore and look around relax and look for the unattached male. Go out for a few weeks. satisfy the cravings at home alone and find your soulmate. Stop trying. that's when you'll find someone. They may not be perfect but if they can make you laugh that may be the one. 

I know it's tough nowadays but I feel that you're a good person that deserves more than you are giving yourself credit for.

[Duchess]

Laughter is so important, to me anyway, and being able to make me laugh falls at the top of my list. I'm drawn to those with a good sense of humor.

Maggot gave good advice, Love Child. 

[MirahM]

I wasn't really trying-I just opened myself up for it this summer and was curious what I would find. It is better tho to not be "searching" tho and yes laughter is totally important to me.

[BigMark]

The one who makes your toes curl.

[Clang McFly]

I wasn't really trying-I just opened myself up for it this summer and was curious what I would find.  It is better tho to not be "searching" tho and yes laughter is totally important to me.

I make people erupt with laughter intentionally and unintentionally all the time. (Just saying. Not trying to make your thread about me.)

[MirahM]

Well its probably the best part of the thread.