Frogs in the pool

[Maggot]

I can hear them bitches chirping, it wont be long till I'm flinging them over the fence again. The Professor hates them for some reason and they really dont bother me, I pick them up and talk to them saying stuff like "you can fly" "you know you can"

[MirahM]

What
Why
Oh the humanity!

[cannongal]

You should,  at the very least,   staple wings on them.  It would go a long way towards boosting their confidence.

[Maggot]

At least I'm not using them as bait for Bass. I find that if I send them over the fence they go to the stream where they belong.

[Maggot]

5 frogs 5 were swimming around la de da like they owned the place. They were perfect bass fishing frogs but I don't like Bass fishing I like Trout, They are gone gone like the wind now.

[Maggot]

It's pretty bad, I've been busy doing other things and I think I can tell the difference between a male and female frog from their croaks now.

[Carsman]

It's pretty bad, I've been busy doing other things and I think I can tell the difference between a male and female frog from their croaks now.

Yeah it's easy,

The female croaks, "Put out the garbage now"

The male croaks, "Yes dear"!

[Clang McFly]

It's pretty bad, I've been busy doing other things and I think I can tell the difference between a male and female frog from their croaks now.

Yeah it's easy,

The female croaks, "Put out the garbage now"

The male croaks, "Yes dear"!

[Maggot]

[Clang McFly]

[username]

You should,  at the very least,   staple wings on them.  It would go a long way towards boosting their confidence.

Yes.

When I was a wee little girl living in VIRGINia, my oldest brother would catch and release frogs keeping only their little legs for cooking.

[Maggot]

So those stupid frogs are gone, they don't even go near the pool. But they still raise hell with their stupid croaks and stupid frog stuff. I just know their busting my balls and fucking with me but their driving me nuts. 

I just went out there and they are singing like Ethel Merman. They're not in the pool because it's chock full of chlorine yet they're out there raising hell. 

I really don't care but it's not freaking normal.

[BigMark]

The Germans tried to take them out, but no, we saved them.

[username]

If you keep throwing them into the stream, with practice maybe you could bludgeon a trout with one.

[rothschild]

I'll take frogs over loud rap "music". Stop complaining.

[Clang McFly]

I'll take frogs over loud rap "music". Stop complaining.

And back to unlikeable. You sound like a grumpy old fart.

[Maggot]

My pool is now "perfect" so I was vacuuming it and a few chunks of debris got sucked up. It wasn't that bad until it stopped working. I tried blowing out the lines like I always do but this was a blockage that ignored my normal remedy. So now I need to snake the freaking line and when I started doing that it started raining. Not a gentle fuck me on the lawn rain but a big burst. I scrambled and closed the Bulkhead just in time. 

I'm kinda glad as I was sick of messing with it. Tomorrow's another day.

[rothschild]

My pool is now "perfect" so I was vacuuming it and a few chunks of debris got sucked up. It wasn't that bad until it stopped working. I tried blowing out the lines like I always do but this was a blockage that ignored my normal remedy. So now I need to snake the freaking line and when I started doing that it started raining. Not a gentle fuck me on the lawn rain but a big burst. I scrambled and closed the Bulkhead just in time. 

I'm kinda glad as I was sick of messing with it. Tomorrow's another day.

[Maggot]

I don't think I sucked up a frog. 

[Duchess]

I sometimes see frogs in the horse pool. I don't know how they live given the amount of chlorine in there. Nuclear frogs? Heh.