THE 2023 THREAD NO ONE WANTED TO MAKE

[Clang McFly]

I see you more like a dentist.

She's like a female version of this:

https://youtu.be/EtWQGtgrC90

[Duchess]

I see you more like a dentist.

Every single time I see dentist & Sally I can't help but think of the uproar it caused when it was discovered her bio wasn't factual. In Mock! Ahahahahaha. I'm telling you, it is a top 5 Mock moment. It was years ago and it still has the power to make me laugh. 

[sally]

Some asshole put vampire slayer in their bio, but God forbid I put dentist. I got PMs about that shit asking if I was a real dentist.

[sally]

I see you more like a dentist.

She's like a female version of this:

https://youtu.be/EtWQGtgrC90

[BigMark]

Who doesn't believe in anesthesia.

[Duchess]

Some asshole put vampire slayer in their bio, but God forbid I put dentist. I got PMs about that shit asking if I was a real dentist.

The outrage was funny, laugh out loud funny. OP was so offended. Deeply! Ahahahaha.

[sally]

I'm watching/listening to someone make banana bread and she said, "everyone's favorite word-moist". You people would have understood why I muttered, da fuck it is.

Post the recipe.  I wanna see this person's version of "The World's Best"  "Best and Easiest"  and "Mo***est Banana Bread EVER".

If you aren't soaking the bananas in coffee and adding a bit of micro shredded orange peel to the batter, you're missing out.

But then, I eat peanut butter and bacon, on toast.  

I don't really have a sweet tooth so I rarely make anything dessert related. And when I do it's usually not that great. I can show you how to make the world's worst banana bread though if you're interested. I do like that coffee and orange idea though. If I ever make banana bread I'm definitely doing that. Maybe throw in a shot of rum too.

[crash]

Fuck me..it’s not that hard… a few over ripe bananas, some flour, liquid chicken, enough milk to bring it together, a dash of oven crack, pinch of salt, tablespoon of nigga sugar..pour it in a loaf tin, put it in the kitchen sauna, pull it out when it smells right…not that hard

[Duchess]

Fuck me..it’s not that hard… 

If that's for me, I'd just like to say, I wasn't looking to make bread, it was her comment "everyone's favorite word--moist" that inspired my post.

[sally]

My banana bread was the opposite of moist. My daughter's exact words were this is the world's worst banana bread.

[MirahM]

I make awesome banana bread or usually muffins. I use hazel nut flour or almond flour.

[Duchess]

Why do people have to be so fucking loud?

[BlueTiki]

Why do people have to be so fucking loud?

Put "Black" in front of people and you'd sound like Cracker! 

I blame the use earbuds coupled with toxic decibel levels, while listening to music, causing massive hearing loss.

Except for Blacks.   They are loud for no legitimate reason.

[sally]

[rothschild]

[Duchess]

I hear the sound of Summer--mowers!

[Duchess]

These are balls of human brain cells grown in a dish, they are called organoids. While I am all for progress, I find this to be more than a little unnerving.

[BigMark]

your brain on ughs

[crash]

Fuck me..it’s not that hard… 

If that's for me, I'd just like to say, I wasn't looking to make bread, it was her comment "everyone's favorite word--moist" that inspired my post.

It’s not all about you, pussycat..

[Duchess]