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THE 2023 THREAD NO ONE WANTED TO MAKE
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#161
03-30-2023, 10:20 AM
My daughter told me "mum, you are such a racist", I told her she was woke!
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#162
04-08-2023, 04:33 AM
What kind of dumbass waits until the day before a major holiday to go to the grocery store.

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#163
04-08-2023, 07:17 AM
(04-08-2023, 04:33 AM)Duchess Wrote: What kind of dumbass waits until the day before a major holiday to go to the grocery store.

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Me. I've gone food shopping on Christmas Eve,but the worst was shopping on Mother's Day years ago. Mainly because the parking and traffic were so bad because the Tulip Festival is the same weekend. Thankfully this year, I'll be at a Potfest that weekend.
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#164
04-08-2023, 09:10 AM
Me.
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04-08-2023, 10:09 AM
Me too. I was so disgusted with myself when I posted that early this morning.

I'm back home now. It wasn't too awful, but I got there way early and hoped I wouldn't have to deal with a mass of people.
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#166
04-08-2023, 11:03 AM
I'm going to do the opposite and go right before they close. Everyone is probably thinking the same thing though and then the employees will really be pissed. I'm not cooking anything special tomorrow, I just need the stuff I regularly buy.
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#167
04-08-2023, 04:56 PM
I did my grocery order, but not as early as I should have. It arrived and on the note was "Sorry, no blueberries!" Well then fucking put frozen ones in them!

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04-08-2023, 05:53 PM
(04-08-2023, 04:56 PM)MirahM Wrote: It arrived and on the note was "Sorry, no blueberries!" Well then fucking put frozen ones in them!

"Thank you, cherished customer, for your order!  Love, the AI Fulfillment Bot."

It doesn't go into the box (of your groceries) if it isn't within their box of programming knowledge . . . or it's learning from customer service idiots.

They should have tossed you a freebie frozen bag, with an apology.
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04-14-2023, 05:52 PM
Where there is smoke, there is fire.

Today I went into the local store and the girl behind the counter asked if I was "Mirah" that is staying at such and such place? "Yes"
"I almost came to your house to take a shower the other day!" "I was walking down the road but then I saw smoke coming out of the chimney and realized someone is probably staying there!"
"Yeup"
And then I said
"You can come over and use the shower any time"

So, that happened today. LOL.

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04-14-2023, 06:48 PM
(04-14-2023, 05:52 PM)MirahM Wrote: Where there is smoke, there is fire.

Today I went into the local store and the girl behind the counter asked if I was "Mirah" that is staying at such and such place? "Yes"
"I almost came to your house to take a shower the other day!" "I was walking down the road but then I saw smoke coming out of the chimney and realized someone is probably staying there!"
"Yeup"
And then I said
"You can come over and use the shower any time"

So, that happened today. LOL.


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04-14-2023, 09:25 PM
Dirty.
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04-14-2023, 09:37 PM
AND THEN
I was dropping off some items for someone and when I was walking back there were 2 guys up on the balcony of the lodge I was walking by. One of them asked if I was picking someone up, I said no and they said I should be.
I laughed,but then when I was driving away I thought, "OMG what creeps!"

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04-15-2023, 05:35 AM
(04-08-2023, 10:09 AM)Duchess Wrote: Me too. I was so disgusted with myself when I posted that early this morning.

I'm back home now. It wasn't too awful, but I got there way early and hoped I wouldn't have to deal with a mass of people.

Here in Australia the couple of days lead up right to the last day the shops are crazy. Seafood is big a Christmas time, and Easter so the emphasis is on the freshest seafood.
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04-15-2023, 02:16 PM
Generally speaking, around here people do hams at Easter, turkey at Thanksgiving and prime rib at Christmas. Seafood is any time, all the time, probably because it's so plentiful here. 
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04-15-2023, 06:38 PM
I got in to town today and it was the earth day fair! Wooo! I got some good meat for lunch and ice cream for dessert. Yum.

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04-16-2023, 12:12 PM
Who among us hasn't taken a selfie at a Nazi concentration camp.  


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#177
04-16-2023, 01:22 PM
People are really self absorbed with social media and covid, I do like the attention but that is stupid.
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#178
04-16-2023, 01:52 PM
Betcha those tracks never had a train derailment.

Maybe our infrastructure should  be more racist.

For safety's sake.
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04-16-2023, 02:09 PM
I was just thinking how you have a engineers and or German brain.
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04-16-2023, 02:31 PM
hah

I was just thinking that most Americans don't realize that Anheuser Busch and Budweiser are foreign owned companies.

They sold out about 15 years ago, to a Belgian and Brazilian conglomerate.

Bud is about as American as a dark chocolate waxing.

I'm not talking about Halle Berry's nether regions.
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