2024 PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES

[sally]

I just came up with the Richard Simmons thing because it sounded funny in my head. He's actually a tough nut to crack. Overall I think he's a good egg. He's like a wise little hermit that lives deep in the forest under a mushroom.

[username]

I thought for sure we would see a woman president before we saw a black man president.

"RC is like Richard Simmons". 

Huh! I picture Clang as more of a Richard Simmons (albeit maybe on the heavier side). 

God damn.

RC strikes me as asexual. A fucking bi professor/philosopher. Or a eunuch monk or something.

Like the bald headed guy from GOT?

Exactly!!!! 

[Clang McFly]

Elon Musk/Skynet 2024!

[Clang McFly]

He killed it on Rogan.

He should have been killed on Rogan.

[Clang McFly]

I thought for sure we would see a woman president before we saw a black man president.

I thought for sure we would see a woman president before we saw a black man president.

And you don't think they are? It's not a compliment, it's a statement that they are capable of a direct threat. I guess you'd prefer old senile Biden to refer to them as little rascals.

Fucking troll. Of course it’s a compliment. Ur full of obvious shit. I know ur dumb but not THAT dumb.

Yeah yeah, says the person who thinks they have to vote for Kamala Harris or the country is doomed.

I don’t know what a second Trump presidency would look like exactly but I’m not easily scared and yep, the thought of it is scary. I think about me and mine and don’t see immediate threats (and in fact if his tariffs don’t kill the economy, his tax cuts might benefit us…and further add to the national debt but ?‍♀️). What concerns me is him, clearly becoming even more unhinged and showing signs of his advanced age w/out the guardrails. Trust him with the nuclear codes? Nope. Trust him given the Supreme Court’s recent ruling regarding “official presidential actions”? Fuck no. Trust him regarding election results? No, no, no. Trust him as commander in chief? Again, fuck no. I don’t understand how/why people wouldn’t be alarmed by the idea of him in office again? I seriously don’t. A whale psychiatrist? Is Elon his first patient? Or is Elon setting himself up as the puppet master? This just is not good. ?

Obviously it was tongue in cheek when he said he wanted to be a whale psychiartist, you people love to take everything he says out of context and run with it. There has been an alarming rate of dolphins and whales washing ashore and dying if you even bothered to look. But what fun would that be, you'd rather just blow it off as crazy talk.

I fully endorse Trump as a whale psychiatrist. Star Trek 4 future here we come!

[Clang McFly]

Well I'm sick of talking to you old fucks about this shit. Sitting around here with my broken wrist talking to Sue and Elizabeth about the country going to hell in a handbasket is not something I ever imagined myself doing. You old bastards are dragging me down.

U have a broken wrist? Maybe u should ease up on shoving ur own fist up ur god damn pussy, ya’ dumb fuck.

[Clang McFly]

Duchess and User want a pro-genocide president that properly appreciates decorum.

sally and rothschild want a Orange Republic dictator puppeted by Putin and Kim Jong.

[Clang McFly]

Well I'm sick of talking to you old fucks about this shit. Sitting around here with my broken wrist talking to Sue and Elizabeth about the country going to hell in a handbasket is not something I ever imagined myself doing. You old bastards are dragging me down.

U have a broken wrist? Maybe u should ease up on shoving ur own fist up ur god damn pussy, ya’ dumb fuck.

Pics please! 

-a fat fuck crossdressing 51 year old weirdo virgin.

[Clang McFly]

I just came up with the Richard Simmons thing because it sounded funny in my head. He's actually a tough nut to crack. Overall I think he's a good egg. He's like a wise little hermit that lives deep in the forest under a mushroom.

Yeah sure....

[Duchess]

[BigMark]

He's the bomb.

[rothschild]

Obama authorized the use of drones against US citizens so what's the big deal?

[username]

Obama authorized the use of drones against US citizens so what's the big deal?

Obama refrained from (mistakenly perhaps) taking out Mitch McConnell.

[Clang McFly]

Obama authorized the use of drones against US citizens so what's the big deal?

They were party drones used against uptight party poopers.

[Duchess]

So trump has rented out Madison Square Garden tonight. I've read he had to pay one million dollars upfront because he's notorious for not paying his bills. Anyway, we are just a few days out from the election and it is so curious that he'd have a rally in a place he has no chance in hell of winning. 

[sally]

Because it's getting more attention than Kamala pussy farting around in Philly with Beyonce.

[username]

Because it's getting more attention than Kamala pussy farting around in Philly with Beyonce.

She was pussy farting around in Texas with Beyoncé I believe (a place she’s unlikely to win to be fair). I’ll agree with one bitch Trump made…Beyoncé should have sang a god damn song FFS. I don’t follow her music much but a LIVE performance of Freedom might have meant more than just letting Harris use the song.

[rothschild]

Obama authorized the use of drones against US citizens so what's the big deal?

Obama refrained from (mistakenly perhaps) taking out Mitch McConnell.

Imagine what a hero our prize-winning negro would be if he'd taken out Hilary and blamed it on Trump.

[Duchess]

Good Lord!

[sally]

So what kind of shenanigans is he up to now, Duchess?