2024 PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES

[username]

I enjoy telling people how fucked up the world is. 

I’ll definitely give u that. I bet u don’t get invited to many social events or anything. Talk about a buzz kill, lol.

Or, curiously, r u different in real life? Or put another way, do u have the ability to shut up and be fun? 

Asked with as much seriousness and genuine concern as I can muster in Mock (take that for FWIW).

[sally]

No, he's exactly like you described. That bald headed eunich from GOT that knows things. Sometimes he really lets loose and has a Shirley Temple.

[Carsman]

Well the world is not coming to an end, just because the unhinged, uncouth, inhumane, narcissist has again become POTUS. 
I personally can't stand him as a person. However, I just read an AP article by Bill Barrow
(don't know how to post it here) listing many of the "sweeping plans" he has for his second administration. I agree with many of his plans and hope he can bring them to fruition! 
If he can accomplish just half of them it will benefit our country immensely. 

[aussiefriend]

I truly never knew you were like this Sally. You always seemed the sensible one in Mock. That's the reason we started a 'Ask Sally Anything' thread. Now, it's more profound disappointment and sadness more than retaliation and spite in return.

[BigMark]

She's my pally.

[Duchess]

Birds of a feather.

[Clang McFly]

Birds of a feather.

Poop on people together.

[Duchess]

E * I * E * I * O

[BigMark]

with a thfft thfft there and a thfft thfft here

[sally]

I truly never knew you were like this Sally. You always seemed the sensible one in Mock. That's the reason we started a 'Ask Sally Anything' thread. Now, it's more profound disappointment and sadness more than retaliation and spite in return.

Well I always knew what you were like, a goddamn mental case. I didn't change and neither did you apparently.

[sally]

Birds of a feather.

Yeah, we're crows and you and Aussie are shit birds.

[Duchess]

Yeah, we're crows and you and Aussie are shit birds.

You can't clean right now. HaHaFuckinHa. Ha.

[sally]

Yeah right before the holidays. You are sick.

[Duchess]

You won't be pulling no goddamn feast out of the oven either.  

[sally]

Neither will you.

[Duchess]

  I didn't mean to laugh.

[rothschild]

Trump is going to have to shut you down, too.

[Duchess]

Are you talking to me or Sally? If he gets close enough to try and shut me down I am nailing him right square in the balls.

[Clang McFly]

Are you talking to me or Sally? If he gets close enough to try and shut me down I am nailing him right square in the balls.

[rothschild]