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#61
Any grown man who breeds hamsters and sells them for money should be imprisoned immediately for all sorts of good reasons.
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#62
Middle Finger Wrote:::rolllaugh:: He just affirmed having hamsters on his own and breeding them. ::lmao:: Oh shit ...

How the fuck did these idiots make it from 1812 to 1814? Did we not have ammunition those two years? Holy fucking shit. I am in shock. And that's saying something.

The fucking kook is a gerbil whisperer.
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#63
AnonyMoose Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:::rolllaugh:: He just affirmed having hamsters on his own and breeding them. ::lmao:: Oh shit ...
How the fuck did these idiots make it from 1812 to 1814?

I feel sorry for all the hamsters that were undoubtedly involved ...
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#64
Middle Finger Wrote:
AnonyMoose Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:::rolllaugh:: He just affirmed having hamsters on his own and breeding them. ::lmao:: Oh shit ...
How the fuck did these idiots make it from 1812 to 1814?

I feel sorry for all the hamsters that were undoubtedly involved ...



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#65
Middle Finger Wrote:Any grown man who breeds hamsters and sells them for money should be imprisoned immediately for all sorts of good reasons.

Believing your pet dog can talk puts you way ahead of me in the prison queue greaseball.
It would not surprise me in the slightest if you smear dog food all over your cocktail sausage and ask fido (because he can understand you obviously) to lick it off. Slightly gross perhaps but no less hairy than getting a BJ from your moustached wife.
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
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#66
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:Any grown man who breeds hamsters and sells them for money should be imprisoned immediately for all sorts of good reasons.

Believing your pet dog can talk puts you way ahead of me in the prison queue greaseball.
It would not surprise me in the slightest if you smear dog food all over your cocktail sausage and ask fido (because he can understand you obviously) to lick it off. Slightly gross perhaps but no less hairy than getting a BJ from your moustached wife.

I don't think a grown man who considers hamsters a good pet could ever come close to understanding or appreciating just how smart and emotionally sophisticated some dogs can be. It's OK, go back to breeding ass-crawlers. And remember, emotionally dysfunctional men who couldn't get married and had kids out of wedlock don't get to speak about the wives of others, little boy.
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Middle Finger Wrote:I don't think a grown man who considers hamsters a good pet could ever come close to understanding or appreciating just how smart and emotionally sophisticated some dogs can be. It's OK, go back to breeding ass-crawlers. And remember, emotionally dysfunctional men who couldn't get married and had kids out of wedlock don't get to speak about the wives of others, little boy.
How can someone who hears voices and sees shadow people even consider mocking you for talking to your dog? This complete moron is treated with serious medications just to keep himself from listening to what the voices and shadow people tell him to do. Fuck, for all we know the shadow people are the ones that told him to become a gerbil whisperer. And I am shocked that the UK lets this fucking freak within 100 miles of his daughter. What if the voices tell him to sodomize her?
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#68
AnonyMoose Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:I don't think a grown man who considers hamsters a good pet could ever come close to understanding or appreciating just how smart and emotionally sophisticated some dogs can be. It's OK, go back to breeding ass-crawlers. And remember, emotionally dysfunctional men who couldn't get married and had kids out of wedlock don't get to speak about the wives of others, little boy.
How can someone who hears voices and sees shadow people even consider mocking you for talking to your dog? This complete moron is treated with serious medications just to keep himself from listening to what the voices and shadow people tell him to do. Fuck, for all we know the shadow people are the ones that told him to become a gerbil whisperer. And I am shocked that the UK lets this fucking freak within 100 miles of his daughter. What if the voices tell him to sodomize her?

I'm 90% sure the shadow people are actually the shadows of those fucking hamsters, but he's too stupid to realize that the light from the window is causing them.
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#69
Middle Finger Wrote:
AnonyMoose Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:I don't think a grown man who considers hamsters a good pet could ever come close to understanding or appreciating just how smart and emotionally sophisticated some dogs can be. It's OK, go back to breeding ass-crawlers. And remember, emotionally dysfunctional men who couldn't get married and had kids out of wedlock don't get to speak about the wives of others, little boy.
How can someone who hears voices and sees shadow people even consider mocking you for talking to your dog? This complete moron is treated with serious medications just to keep himself from listening to what the voices and shadow people tell him to do. Fuck, for all we know the shadow people are the ones that told him to become a gerbil whisperer. And I am shocked that the UK lets this fucking freak within 100 miles of his daughter. What if the voices tell him to sodomize her?

I'm 90% sure the shadow people are actually the shadows of those fucking hamsters, but he's too stupid to realize that the light from the window is causing them.



Maybe the shadow people are the ghosts of gerbils that died inside his daughter's rectum?


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AnonyMoose Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:
AnonyMoose Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:I don't think a grown man who considers hamsters a good pet could ever come close to understanding or appreciating just how smart and emotionally sophisticated some dogs can be. It's OK, go back to breeding ass-crawlers. And remember, emotionally dysfunctional men who couldn't get married and had kids out of wedlock don't get to speak about the wives of others, little boy.
How can someone who hears voices and sees shadow people even consider mocking you for talking to your dog? This complete moron is treated with serious medications just to keep himself from listening to what the voices and shadow people tell him to do. Fuck, for all we know the shadow people are the ones that told him to become a gerbil whisperer. And I am shocked that the UK lets this fucking freak within 100 miles of his daughter. What if the voices tell him to sodomize her?

I'm 90% sure the shadow people are actually the shadows of those fucking hamsters, but he's too stupid to realize that the light from the window is causing them.
Maybe the shadow people are the ghosts of gerbils that died inside his daughter's rectum?
Doyou consider thisyour " best work"? MF's post made me LOL and then you come along with your juvenile nonsense. You just took all the fun out ofmaking fun of Opie and his gay ass hamsters.
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