To all the morons who drive in winter weather

[SyberBitch]

Hey McNugget, just because you've been lucky so far, doesn't mean you're a great driver. What happens when you come flying around some icy curve and there's some drunken canuck in the middle of the road crosswise? Driving slower in slick conditions isn't just about being able to control your own car, but about those idiots who can't control theirs.

Sometimes I wonder if you are the only other person with a (working) brain on this forum...

I'm still not showing you my tits...

[newbiecollector]

Hey McNugget, just because you've been lucky so far, doesn't mean you're a great driver. What happens when you come flying around some icy curve and there's some drunken canuck in the middle of the road crosswise? Driving slower in slick conditions isn't just about being able to control your own car, but about those idiots who can't control theirs.

Sometimes I wonder if you are the only other person with a (working) brain on this forum...

I'm still not showing you my tits...

Good decision!..........Show them to me instead::lmao::

[SyberBitch]

Hey McNugget, just because you've been lucky so far, doesn't mean you're a great driver. What happens when you come flying around some icy curve and there's some drunken canuck in the middle of the road crosswise? Driving slower in slick conditions isn't just about being able to control your own car, but about those idiots who can't control theirs.

Sometimes I wonder if you are the only other person with a (working) brain on this forum...

I'm still not showing you my tits...

Good decision!..........Show them to me instead::lmao::

Here.... ya happy now???

[newbiecollector]

Thank GAWD.....I had one eye closed

[SyberBitch]

Thank GAWD.....I had one eye closed

::lmao::

[newbiecollector]

::bigg::

[AnonyMoose]

Ever drive a GT500 on icy mountain roads? That's an experience you don't want to go through twice. HP + RWD = Driving VERY slow

I spent my undergrad in Ogden, Utah driving a 66Olds 442 with a stick. It can be done. You just have to dog it and use snow tires.

[The Hermit]

If you spin around on the road, stop on the road, and are to stupid to keep going or at least move to the side of the road, I hope to god I hit you and prevent you from driving again.

I'll be fine. Cuz I'm just that good.

You really are an idiot. No one is that good. And I can guarantee that if you did come across some other idiot in the road and hit them flying around like you do, you would probably either kill yourself, the other person, or probably both. And while it would be a service to the rest of the population if you offed yourself, it's not fair to take someone else out with you.

Oh and if you drink 8 beers every night? You are an alcoholic. How about a little experiment? If you are not an alcoholic, go one week without drinking. Let us know how that works out for you. If you don't kill yourself in the throes of the DT's that is.

Fuck off. You have me mixed up with sally. I only have three to five beer a night.

Oh, and just because you've failed your driver test five times doesn't mean that no one can drive. Just because you've never tried driving in a blizzard, on ice, doesn't mean no one can. I grew up driving on ice. I almost know winter driving better than dry pavement in clear weather.

[SyberBitch]

I grew up driving on ice. I almost know winter driving better than dry pavement in clear weather.

As demonstrated by your insistence of the validity of driving fast on slick public roads... ::bs::::bs::

[sally]

I grew up driving on ice. I almost know winter driving better than dry pavement in clear weather.

As demonstrated by your insistence of the validity of driving fast on slick public roads... ::bs::::bs::

Yes that's just brilliant isn't it?Not only endangering your lifebut everyone elses because you think you're freaking Dale Earnhardt::rollseyes::

Edited to remove the period after the question mark. Opie's style must be rubbing off on me.

[SyberBitch]

I grew up driving on ice. I almost know winter driving better than dry pavement in clear weather.

As demonstrated by your insistence of the validity of driving fast on slick public roads... ::bs::::bs::

Yes that's just brilliant isn't it?. Not only endangering your lifebut everyone elses because you think you're freaking Dale Earnhardt::rollseyes::

People who jump off of buildings do just fine... until they slam into a solid object.

[ramseycat]

If you spin around on the road, stop on the road, and are to stupid to keep going or at least move to the side of the road, I hope to god I hit you and prevent you from driving again.

I'll be fine. Cuz I'm just that good.

You really are an idiot. No one is that good. And I can guarantee that if you did come across some other idiot in the road and hit them flying around like you do, you would probably either kill yourself, the other person, or probably both. And while it would be a service to the rest of the population if you offed yourself, it's not fair to take someone else out with you.

Oh and if you drink 8 beers every night? You are an alcoholic. How about a little experiment? If you are not an alcoholic, go one week without drinking. Let us know how that works out for you. If you don't kill yourself in the throes of the DT's that is.

Fuck off. You have me mixed up with sally. I only have three to five beer a night.

Oh, and just because you've failed your driver test five times doesn't mean that no one can drive. Just because you've never tried driving in a blizzard, on ice, doesn't mean no one can. I grew up driving on ice. I almost know winter driving better than dry pavement in clear weather.

I don't have you mixed up with anyone asshole. I don't care how much you drink. Drink yourself to death and do the world a favor. I grew up on the Northeast and have driven in winter conditions for longer than you have been alive. I have seen more idiots like you in the ditch or wrapped around a another car because they were driving too fast for the road conditions. But you keep on doing that. Your luck WILL run out one of these days. I just feel sorry for the other driver that is going to get killed due to your stupidity.

[The Antagonist]

I almost know winter driving better than dry pavement in clear weather.

Almost doesn't count.

[Sinister]

I almost know winter driving better than dry pavement in clear weather.

Almost doesn't count.

Isn't that like being "sort of" pregnant?

[The Antagonist]

Yep.

[Lady Cop]

once a year we had to go out and do driver training. whenever the instructor saw me coming he hid behind a traffic cone. ::lmao::we had to do 125 in city traffic. while yelling at old fuckers on the thingy.

but it wasn't me, my partner was awful! i could drive!i would hide in the backseat.

[AnonyMoose]

I drink and drive.

If you promise to go 100 in a 35, I will pay for your quart of Jack Daniels.

[The Hermit]

We only have icy roads for seven months out of the year. I'm almost surprised we haven't had ice in August yet.

[SyberBitch]

once a year we had to go out and do driver training. whenever the instructor saw me coming he hid behind a traffic cone. ::lmao::we had to do 125 in city traffic. while yelling at old fuckers on the thingy.

but it wasn't me, my partner was awful! i could drive!i would hide in the backseat.

125 in city traffic?!?! Jeeezus, that's nuts! Car chases should be banned, seriously. Way to much 'collateral damage' involved. That's what helicopters are for.

Cop question - do cops really care about those dumb stickers people put on their windows? Or do cops take a secret oath to always pretend they care, when they really don't, just so people will 'donate' to the police force?

The reason I ask, my (sort-of) ex has always been sort of a freak about insisting we should have one on our car... because he thinks if you have one, the police won't 'pick on you'. =p

[Middle Finger]

We only have icy roads for seven months out of the year. I'm almost surprised we haven't had ice in August yet.

You're surprised if your drunk ass remembers to put on pants for work in the morning.