the 2024 trivial, boring drivel thread

[Clang McFly]

Wetness is the essence of beauty.

My ugly wet swamp ass disagrees.

[Duchess]

Happy Steve Bannon goes to prison day! Booyah! 

[Clang McFly]

Happy Steve Bannon goes to prison day! Booyah! 

One down, many more Trumplicans to go!

[Duchess]

I never knew that requesting your guests wear a specific color to your house party was a thing, did you?

[Clang McFly]

I never knew that requesting your guests wear a specific color to your house party was a thing, did you?

Nope. I just wouldn't go or show up wearing a Borat mankini.

[Duchess]

I talked to Aussie and she's in Winter. I'm in my 2^nd heatwave of Summer.

I'm not going to tell y'all the stupid (so stupid) thing I did while trying to get bread to rise in my car. FFS!

Hold me.

[MirahM]

omg I am so curious now

[BigMark]

Use dill dough.

[cannongal]

I went to an Amish farmers market today.    
I bought some jalapeno cheddar biscuits. 
They were delicious,  but now my mouth is on fire, and I have no milk.

[Duchess]

I LOVE the Amish market! Like Led Zeppelin doesn't make any bad music the Amish market doesn't make any bad food. It's all wonderful. I look away as I walk by the meat case tho...bunnies  :(

[Duchess]

I think someone around me is using poison and there's not one damn thing I can do about it. Do you know what that does to someone who is a control freak?

[BigMark]

Mrs. Biggie put those mosquito spirals you light on the kitchen counter.

[Duchess]

My gramma used to hang a small-ish bug zapper in her kitchen. I'd hear bugs being electrocuted whenever I was there.

[Duchess]

I'm so fed up with our media. At this moment in time I would be hard pressed to tell anyone who they could count on for fair and just the facts reporting. 

[Clang McFly]

I'm so fed up with our media. At this moment in time I would be hard pressed to tell anyone who they could count on for fair and just the facts reporting. 

Where is a man like Walter Kronkite when you need him? Or a woman like Barbara Walters?

[BlueTiki]

I'm so fed up with our media. At this moment in time I would be hard pressed to tell anyone who they could count on for fair and just the facts reporting. 

Where is a man like Walter Kronkite when you need him? Or a woman like Barbara Walters?

Seriously, dude . . . was gender labeling really necessary to make your point?

[Clang McFly]

I'm so fed up with our media. At this moment in time I would be hard pressed to tell anyone who they could count on for fair and just the facts reporting. 

Where is a man like Walter Kronkite when you need him? Or a woman like Barbara Walters?

Seriously, dude . . . was gender labeling really necessary to make your point?

Would you prefer I call Walter Kronkite a woman and Barbara Walters a man? Like wtf? Gender neutrality gone wild. They're both dead. I think it's safe to assume their gender. But fine....

Where are people like Walter Kronkite and Barbara Walters when you really need them?

[MirahM]

Last night DT was in my dream.
I yelled at him.
He fell and got wrapped up in this long cloth. He pretended to fall actually.
And then I yelled at the crowd.
"I don't care!"
is what I said.

[Carsman]

Last night DT was in my dream.
I yelled at him.
He fell and got wrapped up in this long cloth. He pretended to fall actually.
And then I yelled at the crowd.
"I don't care!"
is what I said.

That wasn't a dream, that was a NIGHTMARE! 

[Duchess]

Last night DT was in my dream.

MAAAAAAAARK! 

Angel Baby needs an exorcism. Ohmaigawds.