Calling smart mockers

[Duchess]

I've never killed an animal for sport or food...I know that's not what this thread is about but, I'm hung up on something OP posted.

[F.U.]

Well fuck me running, I didn't think you guys would notice I was missing. Ahhh gosh, they care, the really reeeley care.
And DING DING DING WINNER WE HAVE A WINNER. OP ya hit the nail on the head. Deer season closes in just a few days.

[Sinister]

Deer season closes in just a few days.

So where the fuck are my backstraps, shithead???!!!?!?! ::wait::

[AnonyMoose]

FU is an extremely good writer and humorist,

FU is Doctor Seuss' younger brother. Garbageman Seuss. ::lmao::

[F.U.]

FU is an extremely good writer and humorist,

FU is Doctor Seuss' younger brother. Garbageman Seuss. ::lmao::

HI numb nuts, how's the old shrivel sack doing?

[AnonyMoose]

FU is an extremely good writer and humorist,

FU is Doctor Seuss' younger brother. Garbageman Seuss. ::lmao::

HI numb nuts, how's the old shrivel sack doing?

I think winter is over. So it's hanging lower. Been in the upper 60s all week.

[F.U.]

Deer season closes in just a few days.

So where the fuck are my backstraps, shithead???!!!?!?! ::wait::

I have to fill 1 more tag. If I do I will save you the straps and figure out how I will get them up there.

[Sinister]

Deer season closes in just a few days.

So where the fuck are my backstraps, shithead???!!!?!?! ::wait::

I have to fill 1 more tag. If I do I will save you the straps and figure out how I will get them up there.

I wish!! Don't do that, though. Nothing more heart-breaking than spoiled venison, especially backstraps!!!

[F.U.]

I wish!! Don't do that, though. Nothing more heart-breaking than spoiled venison, especially backstraps!!!

Ahh BullShit.. If I fill that last tag I will pull and freeze them and airmail them up if I gotta.
The one last Saturday filled the last of the requests placed by friends and family, so this final one would be going to the H.U.S.H. fund anyway. I have 3 up at the locker plant right now being turned into jerky and sticks and burger. So I am set.

[Duchess]

I feed the deer here on the farm & while they come inherds to eat I have a lone little one, not even the size of a yearling who comes, he's ALWAYS by himself and his markings are very unique, every place there is white on a deer, he is black...I've never seen one like it before.

[F.U.]

I feed the deer here on the farm & while they come inherds to eat I have a lone little one, not even the size of a yearling who comes, he's ALWAYS by himself and his markings are very unique, every place there is white on a deer, he is black...I've never seen one like it before.

I would love to see a pic of that deer Duchess.There are black tail deer however they are from the west coast. Never heard of one out east. TheN E has quite a few albino deer. We have white tail here in the mid west and Wyoming/ Coloradoand that areahas mule deer.

Here's a pic of a albino taken by a good friend in Jersey.

[Duchess]

We have an albino here too, the first I saw him from a distance I thought he was a cow...Hahaha...F U, you will be the first to get a pic of him {the dark one}when I finally manage it...I hide to the side of the french doors & they are so freakin' astute, I can tell by their behavior that they can actually "feel" me watching them.

[F.U.]

We have an albino here too, the first I saw him from a distance I thought he was a cow...Hahaha...F U, you will be the first to get a pic of him {the dark one}when I finally manage it...I hide to the side of the french doors & they are so freakin' astute, I can tell by their behavior that they can actually "feel" me watching them.

If you can see them now, you can pattern them. If you can pattern them you can get close. Then with either a digital trail camera [ which is what took the pic I posted] , or a small popup blind and your standard camera you can get some real good close up pics.

[Middle Finger]

Hi FU - have a good time waiting with modern equipment to shoot at an unsuspecting dumb animal with no chance of hurting you?

[F.U.]

Hi FU - have a good time waiting with modern equipment to shoot at an unsuspecting dumb animal with no chance of hurting you?

Thanks MF, and you be careful also as you navigate the dangerous isles in the grocery store. Armed with nothing more than a debit card. I would hate to hear of you being injured by a lobster or something.
Its pretty dangerous at food martya know.

[Duchess]

Oh I know what ya mean, F U...Some silly cow tried to snatch the very last bottle of Nexus conditioner out of my hand...I had to give her a lil' stomp with the heel of my badgirl boot.

[Middle Finger]

How DARE he mock my grocery store conflicts ...

[Cynical Ninja]

I feed the deer here on the farm & while they come inherds to eat I have a lone little one, not even the size of a yearling who comes, he's ALWAYS by himself and his markings are very unique, every place there is white on a deer, he is black...I've never seen one like it before.

I would love to see a pic of that deer Duchess.There are black tail deer however they are from the west coast. Never heard of one out east. TheN E has quite a few albino deer. We have white tail here in the mid west and Wyoming/ Coloradoand that areahas mule deer.

Here's a pic of a albino taken by a good friend in Jersey.

I'm just impressed you managed to resist the urge to shoot them then masterbate over their still twitching corpses like you usually do.

[Middle Finger]

I feed the deer here on the farm & while they come inherds to eat I have a lone little one, not even the size of a yearling who comes, he's ALWAYS by himself and his markings are very unique, every place there is white on a deer, he is black...I've never seen one like it before.

I would love to see a pic of that deer Duchess.There are black tail deer however they are from the west coast. Never heard of one out east. TheN E has quite a few albino deer. We have white tail here in the mid west and Wyoming/ Coloradoand that areahas mule deer.

Here's a pic of a albino taken by a good friend in Jersey.

I'm just impressed you managed to resist the urge to shoot them then masterbate over their still twitching corpses like you usually do.

::laugh::

[Sinister]

Hi FU - have a good time waiting with modern equipment to shoot at an unsuspecting dumb animal with no chance of hurting you?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWxIYX-CHFQ

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