I know I'm sounding more and more like a hypochondriac, but we had a bunch of these tiny little biting flies in this area and I'd wake up more than one morning with bites on my face. I usually sleep on my left side, which leaves my right ear a tempting place to crawl... and it's felt stuffy and itchy for several days now.
How the fuck do I wash it out? Are there special doodads for this kind of horror?
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Get a mosquito net to keep the bugs away.
Always sleep on your back face up so your ugly mug repels them.
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Just be thankful that you finally have something between your ears.
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It's probally an Earwig, just flush it out with a syringe. Check to see if it's a male or female because a female may have layed eggs in there.
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I haven't seen an earwig since I moved from California so I doubt that's it.
I was privately told to try warm olive oil... I like that idea.
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I'd be freaked out to no end.
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Can you feel it wiggling?
It could be a spider.
I wouldn't poke it, squashed bugs are gross.
Try warm water at least you'll down the little bastard and it can't tunnel into your brain::aww::
I would stop eating chocolate.. but I'm not a quitter!
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Naw, it's gotta be dead, mired knee deep in earwax. I'm hoping the olive oil will loosen it up and cause it to rise to the surface. I tried some earlier and although I didn't get anything out that looked like a bug, it does feel better.
Maybe it's just a brain tumor.
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The last time I tried Olive oil (in my ears) I went completely mutton for about 5 days:
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I would stop eating chocolate.. but I'm not a quitter!
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Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Get a mosquito net to keep the bugs away.
Always sleep on your back face up so your ugly mug repels them.
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Sorry Lumpy. I don't think you're ugly. That reply was brilliant.
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The Antagonist Wrote:I'd be freaked out to no end.
Me too.
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The olive oil worked well... a tiny little black thing came out and I don't feel nearly as stuffy.
Thanks Ant!
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Glad it worked. That would have made me puke seeing that come out of my ear. Then I would have looked at the fucker under magnification to see what it looked like. Then freak out again!
:you are a FREAK!
