Torture?

[DPD Chick]

I will not hang my head in shame!

Come on, the only thing in this thread is Pepsi Vs Coke and the Brit househusband's bad teeth?

I was looking for a good lashing

We don't care what you came here for. It doesn't matter that you were looking for something and didn't get it. All that matters is that you make your own dreams come true and show us a god damn reason to want to let you in. We have no interest in admitting super lame asses. They will only annoy us in a way we don't like, and give me work.

So prove up, bitch. Or go somewhere that actively seeks needy morons.

Work? What sorta work could you possibly have from lame asses on the net; hit a button and scroll down?

What's your pleasure? What manner of proving do you need from me?

You've already admitted to letting in the lactating e-tards and you even grant access to Miracle Whip (sorry I prefer it to 'real mayonnaise')

[El Mayo]

He doesn't actually let anyone in. He leaves that to his lackeys.

And Miracle Whip tastes like bad Mayo, if you ask me.



None of which has anything to do with my user name. But that's of no consequence.

[Middle Finger]

I will not hang my head in shame!

Come on, the only thing in this thread is Pepsi Vs Coke and the Brit househusband's bad teeth?

I was looking for a good lashing

We don't care what you came here for. It doesn't matter that you were looking for something and didn't get it. All that matters is that you make your own dreams come true and show us a god damn reason to want to let you in. We have no interest in admitting super lame asses. They will only annoy us in a way we don't like, and give me work.

So prove up, bitch. Or go somewhere that actively seeks needy morons.

Work? What sorta work could you possibly have from lame asses on the net; hit a button and scroll down?

What's your pleasure? What manner of proving do you need from me?

You've already admitted to letting in the lactating e-tards and you even grant access to Miracle Whip (sorry I prefer it to 'real mayonnaise')

I'll leave you for Sinister to feed upon.

[DPD Chick]

He doesn't actually let anyone in. He leaves that to his lackeys.

And Miracle Whip tastes like bad Mayo, if you ask me.



None of which has anything to do with my user name. But that's of no consequence.

I knew both of these things, but you guys are the only ones choosing to converse with me

[DPD Chick]

I will not hang my head in shame!

Come on, the only thing in this thread is Pepsi Vs Coke and the Brit househusband's bad teeth?

I was looking for a good lashing

We don't care what you came here for. It doesn't matter that you were looking for something and didn't get it. All that matters is that you make your own dreams come true and show us a god damn reason to want to let you in. We have no interest in admitting super lame asses. They will only annoy us in a way we don't like, and give me work.

So prove up, bitch. Or go somewhere that actively seeks needy morons.

Work? What sorta work could you possibly have from lame asses on the net; hit a button and scroll down?

What's your pleasure? What manner of proving do you need from me?

You've already admitted to letting in the lactating e-tards and you even grant access to Miracle Whip (sorry I prefer it to 'real mayonnaise')

I'll leave you for Sinister to feed upon.

Finally, someone gets to eat me

[El Mayo]

He doesn't actually let anyone in. He leaves that to his lackeys.

And Miracle Whip tastes like bad Mayo, if you ask me.



None of which has anything to do with my user name. But that's of no consequence.

I knew both of these things, but you guys are the only ones choosing to converse with me

That's because this board moves slower than my dead grandma parking her Chrysler.

[WhiskeyTaintgo]

omg that got my vote. ROFL!

[Middle Finger]

He doesn't actually let anyone in. He leaves that to his lackeys.

And Miracle Whip tastes like bad Mayo, if you ask me.



None of which has anything to do with my user name. But that's of no consequence.

I can and have let people in, but Sinister is in charge of that Department not because she is a "lackey" but because she is a Guardian. God sent down a straight-talking, bright, strong, and principled angel-warrior to guard over the gateway to the future's largest site for busting chops with freedom. Sinister is to Mock what Jesus is to Christianity, only add a lit cigarette to his mouth and a tatoo.

She is a Commanding Guardian. She shapes the evolution of The Entrance. She is a founding Mock Member and SuperModerator. She will be entitled to a real slice of the Mock Empire. Jackboots gets the slice missing pepperoni.

She comes and goes exactly as she pleases. She does what she does for her own personal pleasure or plans. That is no lackey.

In short, we are lucky to have her and her nice, big, soft natural tits with really full-sized nipples.

[Middle Finger]

He doesn't actually let anyone in. He leaves that to his lackeys.

And Miracle Whip tastes like bad Mayo, if you ask me.



None of which has anything to do with my user name. But that's of no consequence.

I knew both of these things, but you guys are the only ones choosing to converse with me

That's because this board moves slower than my dead grandma parking her Chrysler.

It's a new/young site for crying out loud.

[Cynical Ninja]

omg that got my vote. ROFL!

Urge to kill RIIISSSSIIINNGG!

[Cynical Ninja]

He doesn't actually let anyone in. He leaves that to his lackeys.

And Miracle Whip tastes like bad Mayo, if you ask me.



None of which has anything to do with my user name. But that's of no consequence.

I knew both of these things, but you guys are the only ones choosing to converse with me

That's because this board moves slower than my dead grandma parking her Chrysler.

Thats because the board used to put quality before quantity, now that you and the other menstrating whores have arrived we have seen an increase in quantity and a decrease in quality.

[DPD Chick]

He doesn't actually let anyone in. He leaves that to his lackeys.

And Miracle Whip tastes like bad Mayo, if you ask me.



None of which has anything to do with my user name. But that's of no consequence.

I can and have let people in, but Sinister is in charge of that Department not because she is a "lackey" but because she is a Guardian. God sent down a straight-talking, bright, strong, and principled angel-warrior to guard over the gateway to the future's largest site for busting chops with freedom. Sinister is to Mock what Jesus is to Christianity, only add a lit cigarette to his mouth and a tatoo.

She is a Commanding Guardian. She shapes the evolution of The Entrance. She is a founding Mock Member and SuperModerator. She will be entitled to a real slice of the Mock Empire. Jackboots gets the slice missing pepperoni.

She comes and goes exactly as she pleases. She does what she does for her own personal pleasure or plans. That is no lackey.

In short, we are lucky to have her and her nice, big, soft natural tits with really full-sized nipples.

as I skimmed through this thorough ass kissing, I read that as 'fuzzy' nipples ::lmao::

[El Mayo]

He doesn't actually let anyone in. He leaves that to his lackeys.

And Miracle Whip tastes like bad Mayo, if you ask me.



None of which has anything to do with my user name. But that's of no consequence.

I can and have let people in, but Sinister is in charge of that Department not because she is a "lackey" but because she is a Guardian. God sent down a straight-talking, bright, strong, and principled angel-warrior to guard over the gateway to the future's largest site for busting chops with freedom. Sinister is to Mock what Jesus is to Christianity, only add a lit cigarette to his mouth and a tatoo.

She is a Commanding Guardian. She shapes the evolution of The Entrance. She is a founding Mock Member and SuperModerator. She will be entitled to a real slice of the Mock Empire. Jackboots gets the slice missing pepperoni.

She comes and goes exactly as she pleases. She does what she does for her own personal pleasure or plans. That is no lackey.

In short, we are lucky to have her and her nice, big, soft natural tits with really full-sized nipples.

Holy mother of....

Do your lips hurt from all that suctioning?

[Cynical Ninja]

He doesn't actually let anyone in. He leaves that to his lackeys.

And Miracle Whip tastes like bad Mayo, if you ask me.



None of which has anything to do with my user name. But that's of no consequence.

I can and have let people in, but Sinister is in charge of that Department not because she is a "lackey" but because she is a Guardian. God sent down a straight-talking, bright, strong, and principled angel-warrior to guard over the gateway to the future's largest site for busting chops with freedom. Sinister is to Mock what Jesus is to Christianity, only add a lit cigarette to his mouth and a tatoo.

She is a Commanding Guardian. She shapes the evolution of The Entrance. She is a founding Mock Member and SuperModerator. She will be entitled to a real slice of the Mock Empire. Jackboots gets the slice missing pepperoni.

She comes and goes exactly as she pleases. She does what she does for her own personal pleasure or plans. That is no lackey.

In short, we are lucky to have her and her nice, big, soft natural tits with really full-sized nipples.

::lmao::::nuts::

What a load of old twaddle you anus licking gimp.

[El Mayo]

He doesn't actually let anyone in. He leaves that to his lackeys.

And Miracle Whip tastes like bad Mayo, if you ask me.



None of which has anything to do with my user name. But that's of no consequence.

I knew both of these things, but you guys are the only ones choosing to converse with me

That's because this board moves slower than my dead grandma parking her Chrysler.

Thats because the board used to put quality before quantity, now that you and the other menstrating whores have arrived we have seen an increase in quantity and a decrease in quality.

Whores get paid. And I'm not menstruating right at this moment, I don't think. Lemme go check.

[Middle Finger]

Are you kidding? My ass-kissing rocked - it should be in a Broadway show.

[DPD Chick]

He doesn't actually let anyone in. He leaves that to his lackeys.

And Miracle Whip tastes like bad Mayo, if you ask me.



None of which has anything to do with my user name. But that's of no consequence.

I knew both of these things, but you guys are the only ones choosing to converse with me

That's because this board moves slower than my dead grandma parking her Chrysler.

Thats because the board used to put quality before quantity, now that you and the other menstrating whores have arrived we have seen an increase in quantity and a decrease in quality.

Is Mayo on the rag, I didn't realize that along with lactating, the moms were also bleeding? Jesus Christ, housebitch, you really love women don't you?

[El Mayo]

He doesn't actually let anyone in. He leaves that to his lackeys.

And Miracle Whip tastes like bad Mayo, if you ask me.



None of which has anything to do with my user name. But that's of no consequence.

I knew both of these things, but you guys are the only ones choosing to converse with me

That's because this board moves slower than my dead grandma parking her Chrysler.

It's a new/young site for crying out loud.

Alright. I'll give you that. Sort of.

[El Mayo]

Are you kidding? My ass-kissing rocked - it should be in a Broadway show.

For an off the cuff performance, I'll give it a 7.

[DPD Chick]

He doesn't actually let anyone in. He leaves that to his lackeys.

And Miracle Whip tastes like bad Mayo, if you ask me.



None of which has anything to do with my user name. But that's of no consequence.

I knew both of these things, but you guys are the only ones choosing to converse with me

That's because this board moves slower than my dead grandma parking her Chrysler.

Thats because the board used to put quality before quantity, now that you and the other menstrating whores have arrived we have seen an increase in quantity and a decrease in quality.

Perhaps after they let you in, they might as well let any other random person in as well.