Things that look easy but aren't.

[Cynical Ninja]

Managing forum sites, you fucking pains in my asses. ::finger::

Uh....how many asses do you have? ::blink::

Well, if you are a PAIN IN THE ASS, and there are many of you, that would be a plural to a single pain in the ass. ::dunno::

Actually, there are many of us pains, but you still only have one ass. Therefore the proper structure of that phrase would be "you pains in my ass". Multiple pains, one ass.

Not if I deem each one of you a Pain In The Ass unit. I am not talking about my ass necessarily, as it is just a name. What would be the plural of it in that case?

Directly or cryptically, you still have only one ass. We are pains, multiple, but you have ONE ass, singular. Why is this difficult for you to grasp? Did you never make it to 4^th grade?

::angrier::

[Cynical Ninja]

Managing forum sites, you fucking pains in my asses. ::finger::

Uh....how many asses do you have? ::blink::

Well, if you are a PAIN IN THE ASS, and there are many of you, that would be a plural to a single pain in the ass. ::dunno::

Actually, there are many of us pains, but you still only have one ass. Therefore the proper structure of that phrase would be "you pains in my ass". Multiple pains, one ass.

Not if I deem each one of you a Pain In The Ass unit. I am not talking about my ass necessarily, as it is just a name. What would be the plural of it in that case?

Directly or cryptically, you still have only one ass. We are pains, multiple, but you have ONE ass, singular. Why is this difficult for you to grasp? Did you never make it to 4^th grade?

Ahhhhhhhhh!

::angrier::

[Middle Finger]

Managing forum sites, you fucking pains in my asses. ::finger::

Uh....how many asses do you have? ::blink::

Well, if you are a PAIN IN THE ASS, and there are many of you, that would be a plural to a single pain in the ass. ::dunno::

Actually, there are many of us pains, but you still only have one ass. Therefore the proper structure of that phrase would be "you pains in my ass". Multiple pains, one ass.

Not if I deem each one of you a Pain In The Ass unit. I am not talking about my ass necessarily, as it is just a name. What would be the plural of it in that case?

Directly or cryptically, you still have only one ass. We are pains, multiple, but you have ONE ass, singular. Why is this difficult for you to grasp? Did you never make it to 4^th grade?

Why is it difficult for you to grasp that it is no longer referencing MY ass in my example? Look here:

"Pain In the Moon" is a plastic toy. What is the plural. Now apply that concept to the Pain In the Ass toy.

Thanks. ::dlaugh:: ::bravo::

[Cynical Ninja]

Managing forum sites, you fucking pains in my asses. ::finger::

Uh....how many asses do you have? ::blink::

Well, if you are a PAIN IN THE ASS, and there are many of you, that would be a plural to a single pain in the ass. ::dunno::

Actually, there are many of us pains, but you still only have one ass. Therefore the proper structure of that phrase would be "you pains in my ass". Multiple pains, one ass.

Not if I deem each one of you a Pain In The Ass unit. I am not talking about my ass necessarily, as it is just a name. What would be the plural of it in that case?

Directly or cryptically, you still have only one ass. We are pains, multiple, but you have ONE ass, singular. Why is this difficult for you to grasp? Did you never make it to 4^th grade?

Why is it difficult for you to grasp that it is no longer referencing MY ass in my example? Look here:

"Pain In the Moon" is a plastic toy. What is the plural. Now apply that concept to the Pain In the Ass toy.

Thanks. ::dlaugh:: ::bravo::

::vio::

[Maggot]

Maybe he is a Siamese ass. Or maybe his ass is so big it looks like many asses were swallowed by the one ass.

[Sinister]

Why is it difficult for you to grasp that it is no longer referencing MY ass in my example? Look here:

"Pain In the Moon" is a plastic toy. What is the plural. Now apply that concept to the Pain In the Ass toy.

Thanks. ::dlaugh:: ::bravo::

I'm almost afraid to ask this, but what the fuck....

How many ass toys do you have then? Other than Poophole, of course.

[Middle Finger]

Sometimes I love myself. That's something that looks easy but isn't.

There, you metro-British PC pro-sheeple fuck, I got you back on topic.

[Cynical Ninja]

Sometimes I love myself. That's something that looks easy but isn't.

There, you metro-British PC pro-sheeple fuck, I got you back on topic.

No loving yourself can't be easy at all, after all Frank you are you which must be very difficult to love.

[LuMPyPussy]

I was thinking of loving myself a little later if my battery cache is still fresh.

[Cynical Ninja]

I was thinking of loving myself a little later if my battery cache is still fresh.

::bvomit::

Right I am definitely not cooking sausage casserole tonight.

[Sinister]

[user=32]Ordinary Peephole[/user] wrote:

[user=35]LittleMissPoopyPants[/user] wrote:

I was thinking of loving myself a little later if my battery cache is still fresh.

::bvomit::

Right I am definitely not cooking sausage casserole tonight.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *snork* ::lmao::::LOL::::rotfl::

[LuMPyPussy]

I was thinking of loving myself a little later if my battery cache is still fresh.

::bvomit::

Right I am definitely not cooking sausage casserole tonight.

Who voted for this?!? :;beat::

[Sinister]

I was thinking of loving myself a little later if my battery cache is still fresh.

::bvomit::

Right I am definitely not cooking sausage casserole tonight.

Who voted for this?!? :;beat::

Normally I don't answer nosey-ass questions about my votes, but this time, I'm curious; why do you ask? And yeah, I voted for it.

[Cynical Ninja]

I was thinking of loving myself a little later if my battery cache is still fresh.

::bvomit::

Right I am definitely not cooking sausage casserole tonight.

Who voted for this?!? :;beat::

Normally I don't answer nosey-ass questions about my votes, but this time, I'm curious; why do you ask? And yeah, I voted for it.

Shes just upset that I find the idea of her frapping herself with a dildo vomit inducing.

[LuMPyPussy]

It's a joke. He's saying my reference to masturbation makes him nauseated, etc so I'm feigning outrage that someone voted for his comment.

It's not terribly funny when it was to be explained.

[Cynical Ninja]

Biker bitch must have the painters and decorators in this week.

[pbfloyd]

I was thinking of loving myself a little later if my battery cache is still fresh.

Do you use the one with the tickler on it?

[Zenith]

It's terribly hard to:

1. maintain a nice attitude when your monthly visitor stops by :;beat::
2. resist killing your offspring when they don't do their daily chores
   
3. resist killing....others
   
4. resist cursing out a sports coach when he makes a bad call in game
5. have a quiet orgasm ::blink::
   
6. cop a "feel" on your significant other when people are constantly around
7. prepare dinner and desert at the same time (unless you have two ovens)
   
8. etc.
   

[I could go on like this for another couple of pages you guys]

[Middle Finger]

have a quiet orgasm

I'm really good at that. Or do that, I should say. Isn't that interesting? Aren't you glad you know that now? ::lmao::

[Howard_hopkinso]

That's cause you're a quiet organism.