Things that look easy but aren't.

[Middle Finger]

I knew you'd want in on my orgasm talk, Closetsaurus Rex.

[Cynical Ninja]

have a quiet orgasm

I'm really good at that. Or do that, I should say. Isn't that interesting? Aren't you glad you know that now? ::lmao::

I could really have died a happy man without picturing the resident greaseball "on the job".

::bvomit::

[AnonyMoose]

Playing golf - amazingly frustrating game

Preach it, brother.And anyone that says buying Pings will suddenly take 5 strokes off your game can suck the sweat from my ballsac.

[Sinister]

suck the sweat from my ballsac.

Do you provide the tweezers and magnifying glass for this little chore or does the person have to bring their own? ::dunno::

[AnonyMoose]

suck the sweat from my ballsac.

Do you provide the tweezers and magnifying glass for this little chore or does the person have to bring their own? ::dunno::

I would bet that my fat cock is twice the size of your sissy husband's but then I remembered that bikers are flat broke fucking losers that don't know where their next meal is coming from. Oh wait - or would you beg the bikers to have another fucking pathetic raffle to fund your life for 6 more months and then parlay that ghetto handout into betting me your husband doesn't have a microphallus issue? I have never known someone who was so pathetic that they needed their friends to carry their sorry asses for a year at a clip - what's that like; you skank whore loser? Post more pictures of you humping a wall while your husband and a hundred drunk bikers whoop at your ass - that's class right there.

[Sinister]

Class? Is that what you're after?

Here's some class. This is what I looked like after the drunk driver wiped me out and why my friends came together to help me.

[AnonyMoose]

Class? Is that what you're after?

Here's some class. This is what I looked like after the drunk driver wiped me out and why my friends came together to help me.

Cry me a river and try to deflect. You posted pictures of your almost naked body humping a wall while a hundred bikers whooped it up. You are a classless piece of shit; pure and simple.

And who cares WHY you needed the money. The point is that you and your pathetic, barely blue collar tick of a husband couldn't put together enough education, intelligence, and work ethic to save the money so that you could live through a catastrophe. You think you are the only one that ever had a catastrophe in their lives? When a drunk driver killed my cousin's fiancethe week before the marriage; she didn't have a bunch of drunk bikers pay her hospital bills, mortgage (in your case, probably rent), or any other bills.

I find it telling that a piece of shit like you would even come up with an excuse about WHY she and her husband needed a fucking handout from others. There is NO EXCUSE for not being responsible for your own life; you fucking socialist money grabber.

[Sinister]

You posted pictures of your almost naked body humping a wall while a hundred bikers whooped it up.

Actually, it was only my husband in the Clubhouse at the time those pictures were taken, but thanks for thinking that everyone would be whooping it up! ::thumbs::

[newbiecollector]

Has moosie gone off his drugs again? Or is that him in normal flight?

[Middle Finger]

I have sounded the Tard Alert.

[newbiecollector]

[quote=Middle Finger]I have sounded the Tard Alert.

[Duchess]

Newbie, how do you know that people sometimes do naughty things with their cams ?...Hmmm ?

[LuMPyPussy]

Class? Is that what you're after?

Here's some class. This is what I looked like after the drunk driver wiped me out and why my friends came together to help me.

I've never seen those photos before. ::aww:: ::hugs::

[newbiecollector]

Newbie, how do you know that people sometimes do naughty things with their cams ?...Hmmm ?

Do they really?. Well I be darn...............

Guess I better get a cam then.

[Sinister]

Class? Is that what you're after?

Here's some class. This is what I looked like after the drunk driver wiped me out and why my friends came together to help me.

I've never seen those photos before. ::aww:: ::hugs::

Pretty fucked up, eh? Lucky for me all it cost me was the sight in my righteye and 5 weeks of memory! ::lmao:: Shit, I got off easy.

[Lady Cop]

Class? Is that what you're after?

Here's some class. This is what I looked like after the drunk driver wiped me out and why my friends came together to help me.

MANY of your friends worried about you. and are glad you survived.

i loathe drunk drivers and have had to call EMT to scrape victims off the pavement. the thing that hurt the most was our booking officer was driving drunk and we had to take his badge off him. we stood there and cried. couldn't look him in the face.

[AnonyMoose]

Pretty fucked up, eh? Lucky for me all it cost me was the sight in my righteye and 5 weeks of memory! ::lmao:: Shit, I got off easy.

And then because you had no academics and career path; you sucked up to some bikers to donate the profits from their drug sales and home thefts to keep you from being evicted from your double-wide. ::lmao::

Maybe you and your cunt husband should sell your Honda and pay your little motorcycle gang buddies back.

[LuMPyPussy]

That reminds me... anyone here old enough to remember those Honda moped commercials from the 80s with Adam Ant and Grace Jones? Man, I wanted one of those things BAD!

[LuMPyPussy]

That reminds me... anyone here old enough to remember those Honda moped commercials from the 80s with Adam Ant and Grace Jones? Man, I wanted one of those things BAD!

Yeah, I'm quoting myself. Shaddup.

Here's the vid in case anyone's curious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExZn7eACskg