Posts: 26,748
Threads: 1,379
Joined: Jun 2008
ER...UNITE.
don't let that pillow-humping slut intimidate you! picture his scrawnyballs shaven, his pet silicone blow-up doll deflated, his pillows stained with grease, his hairy naked back hunched over his computer. picturehim trolling times square in a leather skirt and size 15 stilettos. ::lmao::2 dolla, 2 dolla! sucky sucky, only 2 dolla!
Posts: 386
Threads: 4
Joined: Oct 2008
Lmao, you noticed too JB.
I was going to call you GF, but MF would only have thrown another girly hissy fit.::lmao::
Posts: 14,114
Threads: 439
Joined: May 2008
I do NOT have a hairy back, you bitch!
Only because you get your wife to tweeze if for you.
Posts: 14,114
Threads: 439
Joined: May 2008
LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:Only because you get your wife to tweeze if for you.
Sorry, I've always been told I have a good amount of hair, just some, medium ... not too much.
No, you can't have me. ::bravo::
Posts: 1,558
Threads: 44
Joined: Jul 2008
Middle Finger Wrote:I do NOT have a hairy back, you bitch!
I like men with a fair amount of hair....but
BACK HAIR ::bvomit::
Posts: 15,939
Threads: 392
Joined: Jun 2008
Zenith Wrote:Middle Finger Wrote:I do NOT have a hairy back, you bitch!
I like men with a fair amount of hair....but BACK HAIR ::bvomit::
I know, I don't have any back hair because I am a human being as opposed to a lycanthrop or the missing link.
Blurry pictures of MF wandering through forests naked are always turning up on the internet................
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
Posts: 14,114
Threads: 439
Joined: May 2008
This would be funny if I was hairy, but I'm not, so ...
The Antagonist
Unregistered
Sinister Wrote:LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:Only because you get your wife to tweeze if for you.
She told me she slathers his backwith Nair. ::dunno::
Maybe the tweezing is just for in between doses of Nair. That must be it.
I wax it for him. I also do his "bikini line" and I trim his nut sack.
Posts: 14,114
Threads: 439
Joined: May 2008
The Antagonist Wrote:Sinister Wrote:LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:Only because you get your wife to tweeze if for you.
She told me she slathers his backwith Nair. ::dunno::
Maybe the tweezing is just for in between doses of Nair. That must be it.
I wax it for him. I also do his "bikini line" and I trim his nut sack.
::lmao::
The Antagonist
Unregistered
Well who else can do that for you? After all I am a licensed cosmetologist.
Posts: 26,748
Threads: 1,379
Joined: Jun 2008
MF hugging his pillow
Posts: 386
Threads: 4
Joined: Oct 2008
You do realise JB, that pic will give MF a stiffy?
The Antagonist
Unregistered
EEWWW how did you get that pic of my ex?
Posts: 14,114
Threads: 439
Joined: May 2008
How the fuck can you say we didn't evolve from primates ...