The thread titles here are nice and warm and fuzzy.

[Cynical Ninja]

[user=32]Ordinary Peephole[/user] wrote:

No problem. I get a kick out of it too, especially the part where you whine about me being a coward because I pick on you and your kind, knowing you can't do anything about it, little guy.

Only a scrawny midget would become indignant at my quote.

At least we have established you haven't got the gonads to pick on someone your own size emotard.

Maybe you should gang up with your"trenchcoat mafia" buddies and shoot up your school to calm your obvious frustrations.

Another midget. I don't remember how I got here, but I MUST have followed the yellow brick fucking road. I'm terribly sorry that your pasty nerd self disagrees with my methods, the next time you see a larger person insulting a smaller one, maybe the combined might of you two pocket sized dildos will be enough to overcome him with messages of peace and love.

I just lost any respect I was thinking of starting to maybe have for this putrid gang of wannabes. Dungeons and Dragons at 8, don't be late.

Don't get me wrong, I fight dirty, I've been in more brawls than you have online aliases emotard, I don't pick on people smaller than me though, thats bullying, and all bullies are fucking cowards.

But please, try and stay away from the keyboard warrior tactics, they impress no one and make you look like even more of a dickhead, which is quite an achievement considering the high standards you have already set for yourself.

[Nathan Explosion]

Survival of the fittest, anyone? By the way, your avatar is much gayer than a tree.

Oh and I DID see Sinister's post. It makes me laugh now to look at this rabble ooo'ing and ahh'ing over her supposed greatness when I simply passed over here tripe as I would a car insurance pop up. Yeah, she's all that.
::lmao::

I don't meet the standards here because they're too low.

[Cynical Ninja]

You say your job is "metal"?!.

So you are a teaboy in a steel mill then?

[Middle Finger]

[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:

Nathan, again - do you wear any makeup at all, or have any piercings? If so, where are they. Be honest, you emo fuck. Be honest.

Sigh. I had a feeling it was too much to hope that my question with another question would confuse you, I hope you didn't trip and fall down the stairs in your dazed state, fuckhead.

No, I don't wear makeup or have piercings, it's a fucking username I selected at random, you oblivious dwarf. But don't let that stop you, the only thing you've even used to put up an offensive is a photo of a fat emo (hint: emos don't care for METAL), and I wouldn't want to take away your candy. You stupid bitches need all the help you can get.

Dear assuming asshole, I wasn't thinking that you must wear makeup or have piercings because of your username. I don't even know what your username references. I didn't do research on you. I already explained that you're not that important. I was just asking you out of curiosity. I am trying to find something interesting about you but it's proving to be quite difficult.

[Nathan Explosion]

Square peg goes into the square hole, Pee Hole. It's easy to mock you because you don't know you're being mocked. It's also not very fun at this point....

[Cynical Ninja]

It's also not very fun at this point....

So why don't you do us all a favour and get the fuck out of here then?

You offer nothing, and bring nothing to the table. You obviously have no sense of humour whatsoever and you come across as terminally dull and turgid. Your posts lack any originality or wit, we have basically handed you a shovel and you are quickly digging your own hole.

[Nathan Explosion]

[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:

[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:

Nathan, again - do you wear any makeup at all, or have any piercings?  If so, where are they.  Be honest, you emo fuck.  Be honest.

Sigh. I had a feeling it was too much to hope that my question with another question would confuse you, I hope you didn't trip and fall down the stairs in your dazed state, fuckhead.

No, I don't wear makeup or have piercings, it's a fucking username I selected at random, you oblivious dwarf. But don't let that stop you, the only thing you've even used to put up an offensive is a photo of a fat emo (hint: emos don't care for METAL), and I wouldn't want to take away your candy. You stupid bitches need all the help you can get.

Dear assuming asshole, I wasn't thinking that you must wear makeup or have piercings because of your username.  I don't even know what your username references.  I didn't do research on you.  I already explained that you're not that important.  I was just asking you out of curiosity.  I am trying to find something interesting about you but it's proving to be quite difficult.

Welllllll, I'm a Taurus and I like long sensual bubble baths, walks on the beach, and picnics in a meadow.

You sack of dull blades, I'm not here to interest you, I'm here to mock you and it's not even a mild mental workout, but apparently YOU are not here to entertain anyone, Useless Admin. Every word you type just makes you look like a moron and gives me more ammo to pump into that brainless head of yours via your monitor, and no, you won't feel half as stupid as you actually are with your team of leeches affixed firmly to your heel. Besides, it's the internet. You shouldn't feel stupid, I mean, I'm sure you're actually in Mensa and this is just what you do when the Discovery Channel isn't on.

And yes, you did assume that I was a certain type of person because of my avatar, because you have a weak mind and all it takes is a fucking picture to get you doing the retardo pee pee dance and raising your hand, saying "OOOo OOo, I bet I know what he's REALLY like, let me take a series of odd guesses that could be made about anyone."

I hope I've bored you, but if you weren't a moron, my post could be rather enlightening. More's the pity.

[Nathan Explosion]

[user=32]Ordinary Peephole[/user] wrote:

It's also not very fun at this point....

So why don't you do us all a favour and get the fuck out of here then?

You offer nothing, and bring nothing to the table.  You obviously have no sense of humour whatsoever and you come across as terminally dull and turgid.  Your posts lack any originality or wit, we have basically handed you a shovel and you are quickly digging your own hole.      

Hey dumbass, I thought you weren't bothering with me anymore. If this is your best, make good on your promise. You are less than stimulating.

[Cynical Ninja]

[user=70]Nathan[/user]wrote:

[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:

[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:

Nathan, again - do you wear any makeup at all, or have any piercings? If so, where are they. Be honest, you emo fuck. Be honest.

Sigh. I had a feeling it was too much to hope that my question with another question would confuse you, I hope you didn't trip and fall down the stairs in your dazed state, fuckhead.

No, I don't wear makeup or have piercings, it's a fucking username I selected at random, you oblivious dwarf. But don't let that stop you, the only thing you've even used to put up an offensive is a photo of a fat emo (hint: emos don't care for METAL), and I wouldn't want to take away your candy. You stupid bitches need all the help you can get.

Dear assuming asshole, I wasn't thinking that you must wear makeup or have piercings because of your username. I don't even know what your username references. I didn't do research on you. I already explained that you're not that important. I was just asking you out of curiosity. I am trying to find something interesting about you but it's proving to be quite difficult.

Welllllll, I'm a Taurus and I like long sensual bubble baths, walks on the beach, and picnics in a meadow.

You sack of dull blades, I'm not here to interest you, I'm here to mock you and it's not even a mild mental workout, but apparently YOU are not here to entertain anyone, Useless Admin. Every word you type just makes you look like a moron and gives me more ammo to pump into that brainless head of yours via your monitor, and no, you won't feel half as stupid as you actually are with your team of leeches affixed firmly to your heel. Besides, it's the internet. You shouldn't feel stupid, I mean, I'm sure you're actually in Mensa and this is just what you do when the Discovery Channel isn't on.

And yes, you did assume that I was a certain type of person because of my avatar, because you have a weak mind and all it takes is a fucking picture to get you doing the retardo pee pee dance and raising your hand, saying "OOOo OOo, I bet I know what he's REALLY like, let me take a series of odd guesses that could be made about anyone."

I hope I've bored you, but if you weren't a moron, my post could be rather enlightening. More's the pity.

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I think I'll call the Lancet, I have found a 100% natural cure for insomnia.

Do your friends (assuming you have any) paint false eyes on their eyelids whenever you open your mouth just in case they fall asleep?

[Cynical Ninja]

[user=32]Ordinary Peephole[/user] wrote:

It's also not very fun at this point....

So why don't you do us all a favour and get the fuck out of here then?

You offer nothing, and bring nothing to the table. You obviously have no sense of humour whatsoever and you come across as terminally dull and turgid. Your posts lack any originality or wit, we have basically handed you a shovel and you are quickly digging your own hole.

Hey dumbass, I thought you weren't bothering with me anymore. If this is your best, make good on your promise. You are less than stimulating.

I am less than stimulating?, coming from Mr Flatline I take that as a compliment. I am merely toying with you like a cat toys with a dead rotting mouse, the boredom and the rotten stench from you are strikingly similar

[Nathan Explosion]

I wasn't talking to you, quitter. Stop jumping in front of bullets for your useless Admin.

[Cynical Ninja]

I wasn't talking to you, quitter. Stop jumping in front of bullets for your useless Admin.

I think you have bored him into submission.

Maybe if I put it on ignore, it might give up and go away?

[Nathan Explosion]

[user=32]Ordinary Peephole[/user] wrote:

[user=32]Ordinary Peephole[/user] wrote:

It's also not very fun at this point....

So why don't you do us all a favour and get the fuck out of here then?

You offer nothing, and bring nothing to the table.  You obviously have no sense of humour whatsoever and you come across as terminally dull and turgid.  Your posts lack any originality or wit, we have basically handed you a shovel and you are quickly digging your own hole.      

Hey dumbass, I thought you weren't bothering with me anymore. If this is your best, make good on your promise. You are less than stimulating.

I am less than stimulating?, coming from Mr Flatline I take that as a compliment.  I am merely toying with you like a cat toys with a dead rotting mouse, the boredom and the rotten stench from you are strikingly similar 

There goes another one. You all claim I'm boring, yet here is a "I'm merely toying with you and you smell" masterpiece. Boring? I know I'm not; most forums buckle under my fucking hammer, all the while claiming the very same thing, all the while some of them even loving every single golden word I drop onto their lifeless fucking forum like this dried turd whose second topic in a forum that should be brimming with prospective wannabe tough guys hasn't been replied to in over 4 days - and then when I've moved on and left them in ruins, they talk about me like some kind of fucking saint and hope I come back. It's happened.

Obsessive, beaten nerds are like that, I bet you're jerking it to my posts. Stop that.

[Nathan Explosion]

[user=32]Ordinary Peephole[/user] wrote:

I wasn't talking to you, quitter. Stop jumping in front of bullets for your useless Admin.

I think you have bored him into submission.

Maybe if I put it on ignore, it might give up and go away?

If you didn't feel threatened by my intelligence and truly had nothing to try and prove to me, you'd have made good on your promise to give up on me the first time. Fortunately for me, I've had many chances to study little shits like you, and they just don't know how to shut up.

Peephole watching is educational.

[Middle Finger]

Welllllll, I'm a Taurus and I like long sensual bubble baths, walks on the beach, and picnics in a meadow.

::banana::

You sack of dull blades, I'm not here to interest you,

Actually, you are ... but I agree, you haven't so far, really.

And yes, you did assume that I was a certain type of person because of my avatar, because you have a weak mind and all it takes is a fucking picture to get you doing the retardo pee pee dance and raising your hand, saying "OOOo OOo, I bet I know what he's REALLY like, let me take a series of odd guesses that could be made about anyone."

Actually, I just wanted to know if someone like you pierced his ugly face or put makeup on it to be "out of the box" cool.

[Middle Finger]

most forums buckle under my fucking hammer

::lmao:: Oh please ...

all the while claiming the very same thing, all the while some of them even loving every single golden word I drop onto their lifeless fucking forum like this dried turd whose second topic in a forum that should be brimming with prospective wannabe tough guys hasn't been replied to in over 4 days - and then when I've moved on and left them in ruins, they talk about me like some kind of fucking saint and hope I come back. It's happened.

How DARE you call this site lifeless. I enjoy myself daily here. And I don't need face piercings or eye makeup to do it, either. ::showass::

Obsessive, beaten nerds are like that, I bet you're jerking it to my posts. Stop that.

I think you're right about that, OP might be ... but not me, I swear.

[Nathan Explosion]

How would piercings and makeup be out of the box, since they've been used for centuries, Albert?

When I said out of the box, I wasn't referring to logic, so don't hurt yourself going beyond your limits.

[Liquid]

It might be time to let this guy in, unless he would rather stay a newbie - then fuck him

[Middle Finger]

I wasn't talking to you, quitter. Stop jumping in front of bullets for your useless Admin.

I think you have bored him into submission.

Maybe if I put it on ignore, it might give up and go away?

For the record, I hate this Ignore shit on this site. Antagonist was right, I should get rid of that function.

[Middle Finger]

How would piercings and makeup be out of the box, since they've been used for centuries, Albert?

When I said out of the box, I wasn't referring to logic, so don't hurt yourself going beyond your limits.

I was thinking YOU might find it to be out of the box. You thought making fun of tree avatars was revolutionary. So fucking lame, I can't stand this ...