Hey, white bread

[BROTHER]

I probably sound like a complete asshole saying I've had three black girlfriends, but I'm one of those people that don't allow people into my life easily... know what I mean?

I don't think this meaning is what you meant........

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.ph...whitebread

But you're more like white spunk than white bread right?

I'm not White.:kiss::

You aren't human either.

Then why were you worried about sounding like sinister?

What does that have to do with your lack of humanity?

perhaps you should try some.

[LuMPyPussy]

Excuse me, anyone? Does that make sense, even a little? Or is batshit insane BROTHER speaking Uranusian again?

[BROTHER]

Excuse me, anyone? Does that make sense, even a little? Or is batshit insane BROTHER speaking Uranusian again?

You (Batshit) are insane.

[ramseycat]

I probably sound like a complete asshole saying I've had three black girlfriends, but I'm one of those people that don't allow people into my life easily... know what I mean?

This reminds me ofthis one black chick on our mom forum who liked to start racist threads constantly. One of her threads was "Name your black person". I don't know, the whole thingwas ridiculous and it started a big fight lol. People are people, everyone just makes such a big deal about it.

Uhura? LOL

I don't get why "Uhura" is so funny.

That is the screenname of the trouble maker.

That didn't help much. Why is that screen-name so "laugh out loud" funny? I am not seeing a source of humor.

The name isn't funny. The shit that went on was funny. Besides, I was talking to Sally.

[The Antagonist]

I probably sound like a complete asshole saying I've had three black girlfriends, but I'm one of those people that don't allow people into my life easily... know what I mean?

I don't think this meaning is what you meant........

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.ph...whitebread

But you're more like white spunk than white bread right?

I'm not White.:kiss::

I laugh at the sound of the wind blowing the joke right past your idiotic head.

And you are as white as snow cracker bitch.

[ramseycat]

Excuse me, anyone? Does that make sense, even a little? Or is batshit insane BROTHER speaking Uranusian again?

You (Batshit) are insane.

YOU are the only one that comes across as insane on here.

[BROTHER]

I probably sound like a complete asshole saying I've had three black girlfriends, but I'm one of those people that don't allow people into my life easily... know what I mean?

I don't think this meaning is what you meant........

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.ph...whitebread

But you're more like white spunk than white bread right?

I'm not White.:kiss::

I laugh at the sound of the wind blowing the joke right past your idiotic head.

And you are as white as snow cracker bitch.

So you laugh at "Mariah", wtf is a snow cracker?

[The Antagonist]

You idiot, I didn't say A snow cracker I said you're as white AS snow and called you cracker bitch.

Doesn't matter though, you're wasted spunk anyway.

[BROTHER]

You idiot, I didn't say A snow cracker I said you're as white AS snow and called you cracker bitch.

Doesn't matter though, you're wasted spunk anyway.

So you heard Mariah then?:kiss::

[FAHQTOO]

You would have to know this woman "Uhura" to get why it's funny. She's a fuckingasshole and loved to start threads about whitepeople being racist. Like how white people don't think black people get sunburned or how white people think black people are more sexual for example. She was like a female version of Al Sharpton.

I cannot even tell you how much fun I would have had with this bitch had I been around your forum when this was going on.

Is she still around. I love to go round and round about this shit. And I would do the exact same thing if it was a white woman starting the same kind of shit.

[OnBendedKnee]

[user=20]The Antagonist[/user] wrote:

You idiot, I didn't say A snow cracker I said you're as white AS snow and called you cracker bitch.

Doesn't matter though, you're wasted spunk anyway.

"Wasted spunk." That's a good line I could have used more than once over the last couple of weeks.

[sally]

You would have to know this woman "Uhura" to get why it's funny. She's a fuckingasshole and loved to start threads about whitepeople being racist. Like how white people don't think black people get sunburned or how white people think black people are more sexual for example. She was like a female version of Al Sharpton.

I cannot even tell you how much fun I would have had with this bitch had I been around your forum when this was going on.

Is she still around. I love to go round and round about this shit. And I would do the exact same thing if it was a white woman starting the same kind of shit.

Oh I had fun with her lol. I told her that red boned black women don't get sun burned and they are considered the most beautiful among black men, that really pissed her off ::laugh::. I lovedmessing with her and if anything she was always interesting. I kinda miss her.

[LuMPyPussy]

Damn, that just gave me a 70s flashback. ::banana::

[flash=320,256]http://www.youtube.com/v/-H6YRMOHRyc[/flash]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-H6YRMOHRyc

[The Antagonist]

Cool Lumps! I love that song then and completely forgot about it till you brought it up!

Now I'll be busy today adding more funk to the collection! Yay!

[BROTHER]

Cool Lumps! I love that song then and completely forgot about it till you brought it up!

Now I'll be busy today adding more funk to the collection! Yay!

FUNKY,FUNKY,FUNKY!

[Luke Warmwater]

Boobie, you're slipping...almost as if it were possible.

[The Antagonist]

Stupid is as stupid does, Luke.

[BROTHER]

Stupid is as stupid does, Luke.

shut up and wipe your butt!

[BROTHER]

Boobie, you're slipping...almost as if it were possible.

but we will always have Paris

[The Antagonist]

Go take another tumble down the stairs.