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shitmydadsays
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#1
08-26-2009, 02:41 PM
What a curmudgeon! ::lmao::

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08-26-2009, 02:53 PM
I read it all & I want more.
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08-26-2009, 03:01 PM
Yeah, me too. That old guy's a real pistol.
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#4
08-26-2009, 05:22 PM
that guy is perfectly wonderful! ::lmao::

















































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08-27-2009, 11:36 AM
::blink::I am sitting with my hands on my lap.::scared::
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#6
08-28-2009, 09:17 PM
Fantastic wit!

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08-28-2009, 09:24 PM
Quote:"You know, sometimes it's nice having you around. But now ain't one of those times. Now gimmie the remote we're not watching this bullshit."
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#8
08-29-2009, 10:46 AM
That old man is a riot!
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#9
08-30-2009, 11:05 AM
He is hilarious!! Love him.
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#10
10-26-2009, 01:53 PM
::lmao::::lmao::::lmao:: I just checked in to see what the ol' coot was up to these days.
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10-26-2009, 02:00 PM
Love it

Quote:"I like the dog. If he can't eat it, or fuck it, he pisses on it. I can get behind that."

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10-26-2009, 02:01 PM
omg, I missed this one on the first read through

Quote:I wanted to see Detroit win. I've been there. It's like God took a shit on a parking lot. They deserve some good news.

Thats fucking hilarious.
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#13
10-26-2009, 02:08 PM
That old man makes me laugh my ass off !
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10-26-2009, 04:15 PM
"Jesus Christ, Just give the dog his fucking food. Why's he gotta do a trick first? YOU don't have to do shit before YOU eat."

I tell this to Matt daily. ::irk::

Why do people think the damn dogs enjoy that? Just fucking feed them.
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10-26-2009, 06:54 PM
this dude is great!!
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10-26-2009, 06:57 PM
[Image: white.png]"You're like a tornado of bullshit right now. We'll talk again after your bullshit dies out over someone else's house." ::lmao::
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10-26-2009, 10:28 PM
The Antagonist Wrote:"Jesus Christ, Just give the dog his fucking food. Why's he gotta do a trick first? YOU don't have to do shit before YOU eat."

I tell this to Matt daily. ::irk::

Why do people think the damn dogs enjoy that? Just fucking feed them.


You mean you don't believe in making your dogs sit before they can have their food? Or do you mean... like 'Ok Ernie! Backflip!"

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10-27-2009, 11:13 AM
My dogs don't get all nuts for their food. They were taught to behave like a lady and gentleman from the early training days and wait patiently for whatever is going to be given to them. They don't need to be told or reminded to do this for eons now.

Matt likes to make them do stupid pet tricks for their food. If I were the dog I'd bite him. Most times they just lose interest and walk away on him giving him the greater disappointment.



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10-28-2009, 12:13 AM
The Antagonist Wrote:Matt likes to make them do stupid pet tricks for their food. If I were the dog I'd bite him. Most times they just lose interest and walk away on him giving him the greater disappointment.
heh

Or... you could make HIM do Stupid Human Tricks for HIS food.

Maybe then he'd get the point. Smiley_emoticons_wink
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11-25-2009, 06:27 AM



Bump ~

Just checking in with the funny, ol' geezer.
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